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><channel><title>How to Pass a Drug Test 420.org &#187; How to Pass a Drug Test &#8211; Practical Information and Advice</title> <atom:link href="http://www.howtopassadrugtest420.org/tag/pot-humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.howtopassadrugtest420.org</link> <description>Practical Advice &#38; Common Sense Solutions</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:36:34 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <atom:link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com"/><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://superfeedr.com/hubbub"/> <item><title>Pot Humor Of The Day &#8211; &#8220;Tony&#8217;s Law&#8221;</title><link>http://www.howtopassadrugtest420.org/1091/pot-humor-of-the-day-tonys-law/</link> <comments>http://www.howtopassadrugtest420.org/1091/pot-humor-of-the-day-tonys-law/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:29:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Dee</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Pot Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[How to Pass a Drug Test]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.howtopassadrugtest420.org/?p=1091</guid> <description><![CDATA[Even if you're freaking out about how to pass a drug test, you still need to keep your sense of humor. Here's something from The Onion that will make you laugh no matter how stressed out you are.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>OMG, this had me laughing out loud. If you came here looking for info on how to pass a drug test, don&#8217;t worry &#8211; you&#8217;ll find it. But sometimes you just need a good laugh, especially if you&#8217;re in the middle of freaking out about your situation.</p><p>If you&#8217;re familiar with The Onion, you know they come up with some pretty funny stuff sometimes. This one&#8217;s about proposed legislation to require illegal drug users to inform all their neighbors about their activities.</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Right now, countless Americans are living on the very same blocks as convicted illegal-drug users,&#8221; said Sharon Logan of the Weed For Tony Coalition. &#8220;Without a federal mandate requiring full disclosure, how are unsuspecting residents supposed to find any decent weed?&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>You can read the entire hilarious article here: <a
href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30925?utm_source=onion_rss_daily" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30925?utm_source=onion_rss_daily</a></p><h3>Recommended Reading</h3><ul><li><a
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.howtopassadrugtest420.org/14/henderson-nv-ignorant-police/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Police in Henderson, NV charged a man with DUI after they gave him a blood test and found evidence of marijuana in his system. Apparently it doesn&#8217;t matter to them that finding traces of pot in your system means you may have smoked pot a MONTH ago, and that it has absolutely no relation at [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Police in Henderson, NV charged a man with DUI after they gave him a blood test and found evidence of marijuana in his system.</p><p>Apparently it doesn&#8217;t matter to them that finding traces of pot in your system means you may have smoked pot a MONTH ago, and that it has absolutely no relation at all to whether or not you&#8217;re currently under the influence.</p><p>If this poor guy gets a good lawyer he should be able to beat this, but&#8230; Who knows? Maybe the judges in Nevada are just as ignorant as the police there.</p><blockquote><p> Medical marijuana patient charged with DUI<br
/> May 24, 2007 10:49 AM<br
/> KVBC-TV, Las Vegas, NV</p><p>A Henderson man faces DUI charges, but he says he&#8217;s done nothing wrong. That&#8217;s because he is a legal medical marijuana patient.</p><p>Reggie Morgan has liver cancer that is in remission, but he says he is still in a lot of pain, so he smokes marijuana to ease the discomfort. He says he has all the paperwork to make it legal &#8211; a doctors note, a letter from the Department of Agriculture, even a medical marijuana ID card.</p><p>Recently he was pulled over by a state trooper and charged with driving under the influence. We spoke with Metro police about this issue; they say legal or not, no one under the influence of drugs should be behind the wheel.</p><p>&#8220;He needs to stay home and tend to his medical issues, not being out driving putting you and me and my families at risk,&#8221; said Metro Sgt. Phillip George.</p><p>NHP took a blood sample from Morgan and it showed marijuana in his system. Morgan says he was not under the influence at the time and that the drug would turn up in his system from prior use.</p></blockquote><h3>Recommended Reading</h3><ul><li><a
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