You may or may not have been cruising the Internet for a while by now, trying to find information on how to pass a drug test. It doesn’t give you a lot of confidence to see how much conflicting information there is out there. So who do you believe?

Well, it would be easy to tell you, “Just listen to ME!”, LOL, but that’s not what you need to hear. You don’t know me from Adam, and I don’t claim to be a scientist who knows all the ins & outs of drug tests. All I can share with you is my own experience, and the experiences of people I know personally. And since what I want you to do is learn how to weed out the bad info from the good, having a healthy amount of skepticism is a good place for you to start.

Okay, the first thing is just plain common sense, something that anyone with half a brain will agree with: when you visit a website that’s trying to sell you an expensive product to help you pass a drug test, take EVERYTHING you read on that website with a grain of salt. They usually try to put the fear of gawd into you for starters, causing HUGE amounts of unnecessary panic for a lot of people. It’s Marketing 101, and it really fries my ass when I read that crap.

So if you’ve got a drug test looming on the horizon, my first piece of advice for you, my friend, is to take a deep breath and STAY CALM. Even if your drug test is tomorrow, the odds of you passing a drug test are totally in your favor, NOT the drug lab’s.

Yeah, it really sucks that you have to be on the Internet looking for this kind of information in the first place, but… that’s a rant for another day.