Under the Radar: How to Pass a Drug Test for Marijuana
On the other hand, that doesn’t mean there’s a Magic Pill out there, either. If you have your heart set on a miracle cure that doesn’t require any effort on your part, then keep looking (and good luck).
But if you have your act together enough to follow some simple, step-by-step instructions, then keep reading because you’re half-way there…
Of course smokers don’t pass bad information back and forth to each other on purpose. But think about it – if things like Certo, cranberry juice, niacin, vinegar, etc. actually worked, it would be well-known to pot smokers and shyster companies wouldn’t be able to sell millions of dollars worth of their detox products every year.
A lot of the home remedy gossip you hear about is based on tactics that actually worked to a certain degree in the very early days of drug testing. But drug testing labs have been on to these tactics for many years.
Marijuana detox products have a hit and miss track record, to put it mildly. And it’s no wonder, because detox kits don’t actually cleanse marijuana from your system at all.
This has got to be one of the biggest advertising frauds in history. It doesn’t matter how many expensive herbal remedies you take, or how many fancy drinks you chug down – they will never cleanse anything except your wallet. In my book I explain why it’s literally impossible anyway.
Detox products don’t have 300-500% money-back guarantees because they work so great. They come with guarantees like that because the companies who sell them know it will convince you to buy their product.
But good luck with getting them to pay up on those huge guarantees when you fail. It almost never happens, because they know you’re not likely to raise a stink and advertise to the world that you smoke pot. And unfortunately, they’re usually right.
Drinking lots of water will help you test negative for THC pretty easily, actually. For most smokers that’s not the hard part. But what good does it do you to test negative for drugs if the lab can tell that you diluted?? You end up failing anyway.
Most smokers think that drinking lots of water, cranberry juice or whatever for days/weeks/months before their drug test will help them pass. Because that’s what EVERYONE tells you to do, right? Unfortunately, ‘everyone’ is flat out wrong.
This belief is the biggest misconception there is about dilution, hands down. In “Under the Radar” you’ll learn why it’s not only false, but it can actually cause you to fail your urine drug test.
When it comes to diluting for a drug test, the ONLY water that matters is what you drink on the actual day of your test. So you can save yourself a lot of grief by waiting to dilute until it really matters.
What Is the ONE Method Guaranteed to Help You Pass Your Drug Test?
I apologize, but that’s actually a trick question. The fact is there’s absolutely nothing on this planet guaranteed to work 100% of the time for 100% of smokers. And anyone who tells you otherwise is flat out LYING to you – there’s no other way to put it.
So if you’re looking for a Magic Pill, that’s not a promise I can make. It wouldn’t be right, no matter how many charlatans are willing to sell their souls by promising you the moon.
HOWEVER — there’s one thing I can tell you with an absolutely, completely clear conscience. And that is, if you’re a frequent user, your only chance of passing a urine drug test is with plain old, simple dilution – AS LONG AS IT’S DONE CORRECTLY.
Even though I know for a fact that the only way to pass a urine test is with dilution, even I would never tell someone that they’re 100% guaranteed to pass with it. There are just too many variables involved – we all have different metabolisms, and I don’t have any control over how closely you would follow my instructions.
But I CAN promise you this: the step-by-step dilution method in “Under the Radar” is the closest you’re ever going to come to an iron-clad guarantee.
Hoping and Praying is NOT an Effective Method for Passing a Drug Test
If you’re only a light smoker then a so-called ‘detox’ drink might actually work for you under certain circumstances. Even though they don’t actually detox anything, they DO work on the principle of dilution so they’re not totally worthless.
But for people who toke on a regular basis, detox drinks are a huge gamble – and one that you’ll probably lose…
“Under the Radar” takes all the guesswork out of how to prepare for your urine drug test. You’ll learn:
- exactly how to dilute and how to hide your dilution, down to the last detail.
- how to handle a wide variety of circumstances (because we all face different kinds of drug testing situations).
- exactly what goes on behind the scenes at the lab, both before and after you drop, so that you won’t be left hanging wondering what’s going on and whether it’s something you need to worry about or not.
If you’re feeling totally stressed out with worry over whether or not you’ll be able to pass a drug test, I guarantee you’ll feel MUCH BETTER after reading “Under the Radar“. You’ll understand exactly how drug tests work, you’ll realize that they can be beat, and you’ll have a solid, actionable plan for doing it.
Who Am I, and Why Should You Listen to Me?
There’s a ton of BS on the Internet about how to pass a drug test and you don’t know me from a bar of soap. So really, there’s no good reason why you should listen to me. The only thing I can tell you is that I’m a REAL person who has to take drug tests just like you do.
This is information I needed to learn for myself when I took my first drug test a few years back. It worked so well that friends wanted me to share my ‘recipe’ with them, and eventually things just kind of took on a life of their own…
I sincerely want to help you pass your drug test, which is why I have a totally open money-back guarantee. But at the end of the day, you’re going to have to decide for yourself whether or not you think I’m full of crap.
Capitalist Pig or Mother Theresa? You Decide.
Some people think I’m a schmuck because I don’t give my e-book away for free. Others, who have actually bought it and read it, think I’m practically a saint for writing something like this in the first place. You can’t please everyone.
The information in my ebook is basically the same as what you’ll find on my website, but in a very excruciatingly detailed step-by-step format that covers every situation you can think of. Because one thing I’ve learned FOR SURE about how to pass a drug test is that there isn’t an easy, one-size-fits-all solution that works exactly the same for everyone.
I spent countless hours doing the research for this e-book, not to mention the hours and hours I spent writing it. I continually do ongoing research to keep the information up to date, not to mention the time I spend answering emails every day. If I divided the hours I spend on this website by the amount of money I make from it on a monthly basis, I’m working for a hell of a lot less than minimum wage.
So if it bothers you that I actually charge a small price for this information, then you can bite me. But if you’re serious about passing your drug test, I’ll probably turn out to be the best friend you ever had. I sincerely believe this is the best information about passing drug tests that you’re going to find anywhere. Period.
If you read the information in my e-book and you think I’m full of it, just send me an email and I’ll give you a full refund anytime within the next 12 months – simple as that. You don’t even have to give a reason.
If you take my refund offer seriously, then you just might save yourself a lot of grief later on. You’ve literally got nothing to lose by just reading it, and a LOT to gain.
And, just FYI: any merchant who accepts credit cards (as I do) MUST honor their stated guarantee policy, or they risk losing the privilege of being able to take credit cards. My website has been online since March of 2007, and frankly I’m not about to risk throwing it all away by trying to scam someone out of a lousy 17 bucks!
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That’s it for the fine print, but one more thing… How to pass a drug test is a personal decision that shouldn’t be taken lightly. Whatever you decide to do to try to pass your drug test, I sincerely wish you good luck, I really, truly do.
P.S. My NO QUESTIONS ASKED MONEY-BACK-GUARANTEE means you don’t have a thing to lose if you want to find out for yourself if this information is the Real Deal. I’ll let you read it, and you can be the judge.