How to Pass a Drug Test – FAST

On the other hand, that doesn’t mean there’s a Magic Pill out there, either. If you have your heart set on a miracle cure that doesn’t require any effort on your part, then keep looking (and good luck).

But if you have your act together enough to follow some simple, step-by-step instructions, then keep reading because you’re half-way there…

Important Facts About Passing a Drug Test

FACT #1: Just about all of the home remedies passed around about how to pass a drug test are total B.S.

Of course smokers don’t pass bad information back and forth to each other on purpose. But think about it – if things like Certo, cranberry juice and niacin were rock-solid methods for passing a drug test, companies wouldn’t be able to sell millions of dollars worth of their detox products every year. And you wouldn’t need to be on the Internet right now, desperately trying to find out how to pass a drug test. Find out more about the pros & cons of home remedies here.

It’s called ‘marketing’, and all kinds of companies do it all the time. Detox products don’t have 300-500% money-back guarantees because they work so great. They make guarantees like that because they know it will convince you to buy their product.

Personally, I’ve never met anyone who has actually received any money back from these companies after failing a test with one of their products. But I’ve talked to several folks who failed, asked for their money back, and were refused. Want to know what these companies told them? “Smoking marijuana is illegal, and we don’t endorse that!” Can you spell h-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y?

The truth is, if you make a stink and file a charge-back with your credit card company, you probably would get your money back. Credit card companies have pretty strict rules that merchants have to follow, and detox companies probably don’t want to bring a lot of attention to their business. But at first these companies will gamble on the fact that drug users aren’t going to make any waves, and unfortunately, they’re usually right.

This is one of the most common pieces of misinformation that gets passed around between folks who are trying to pass a drug test. Many people think that this is what ‘dilution’ means. I can see how this idea got started, but the problem is it’s just plain wrong.

For passing a drug test, the ONLY water that matters is what you drink during the 2-3 hours right before your test.

The reason why it doesn’t do any good to drink a gallon of water a day for a week or more, is because THC metabolites aren’t stored in your kidneys – they’re stored in your fat cells.

Yes, drinking lots of water does temporarily flush metabolites out of your kidneys. But the problem is, it doesn’t flush metabolites out of your fat cells. So the very next morning your kidneys will be just as full of metabolites as they were the day before, and all that water you drank was for nothing. So you can save yourself some grief by waiting to dilute until it really matters – your test day.

I know what you’re thinking. “But that’s too risky, because the lab will see that I diluted and they might fail me!” Now listen up, because this is important – there are specific supplements anyone can take that prevent testing labs from detecting diluted urine. Seriously.

You can read a sample chapter from my e-book to learn more about why dilution is so effective for passing a urine test.

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Why I Don’t Recommend That People Use
Detox Drinks To Pass a Urine Test

Detox drinks do work sometimes – for SOME people. The problem with them is that they’re just not very reliable. They’re the equivalent of a one-size-fits-all solution for the average smoker. But since no two people have exactly the same metabolism, you’d better pray that you fit their profile for the ‘average smoker’ if you use one.

The sad part is, if the instructions that come with detox drinks told you a little bit about how urine drug tests work, then their dependability rate would be much better. But those companies can’t give you too much information about how drug tests work – because they know that if they did, you would never have to buy one of their products again.

The ONE Thing That Detox Drinks Do Right

Did you know that every single detox drink on the market works on the principle of dilution? Yup, that’s right. The instructions that come with every single detox drink tell you to drink lots of water along with their potion. So this is the ONE thing that I’ll give them credit for. They know that dilution is the only way someone can test negative for THC on a urine test. I don’t care what you hear, I don’t care what you read – if you smoke pot and you want to pass a urine drug test, you HAVE to dilute.

You see, the detox drink itself doesn’t do anything to help you test negative for THC metabolites. The water they have you drink will do that (assuming you drink the right amount of water for your metabolism). The only thing a detox drink does is attempt to hide your dilution from the testing lab, with their supposedly ‘secret ingredients’.

And those secret ingredients…? Believe it or not, they’re just common, natural (and inexpensive) supplements that you can easily buy yourself at any health food store, pharmacy or grocery store. The ingredients in ALL detox drinks are basically the same.

So What’s the Difference Between Making Your Own Detox Drink and Buying One?

What it all comes down to is the fact that when you take control of the process, your chances of passing a drug test go WAY up.

• Instead of using a ‘one-size-fits-all’ drink, you can tailor your detox solution to fit your metabolism and your smoking habits.
• Commercially made detox drinks are particularly unreliable when it comes to making creatinine and urine gravity levels appear normal in a lab test. When you do-it-yourself, you won’t need to worry about that.
• When you buy the supplements yourself, you’ll have enough to do as many trial runs at home as you want. That way you can test yourself before you dilute for your real test (and I’ll even tell you about a source where you can buy drug test strips for about $2 apiece, instead of the $12-$25 that pharmacies charge).
• When you can easily do a trial run at home, that means you won’t have to gamble your entire life on just ONE expensive dose of a commercially made drink.

What If You Need To Pass a Saliva Test
Instead of a Urine Test?

If you need to pass a saliva drug test, detox companies are particularly bad about ripping you off. For one thing, if it’s been a week or more since you last smoked then ANYONE will pass a saliva test, with or without a detox product. Saliva tests have a very short detection time, and depending on the type of test you’re given, sometimes that detection period is only a few days.

But what if you just got high last night and you’ve got to take a saliva test tomorrow morning…? Unfortunately, unlike detox drinks used for urine tests (which have at least a 50/50 track record), commercially sold saliva detox products almost never work. But I’ll give you a simple, step-by-step method that’s so effective for passing saliva tests that labs should be embarrassed!

Who Am I, And Why Should You Listen To Me?

You don’t know me from a bar of soap, so ultimately you’ll have to decide for yourself whether or not you think I know what I’m talking about. But here’s a little about me in case you’re curious:

I’m kind of a health freak, and I work for a major retail health store chain (which happens to sell detox kits, among other things). Anyway, you could say I know a thing or two about biochemistry, and about the ingredients that are inside all the detox kits on the market.

A few years ago, the company I work for started testing. I already knew that detox kits didn’t have a real dependable track record for passing drug tests, and I HAD to pass. Besides the humiliation-factor, I really love my job and I didn’t want to have to look for a new one. So I started doing some research on my own, and what I ended up learning was a real eye-opener to say the least.

When I found out how urine drug tests are conducted, I understood immediately why most detox kits are completely useless for anyone who smokes weed. I don’t want to sound like a fanatic, but I’m not exaggerating when I say that smokers are seriously getting scammed out of millions of dollars by these companies, every year.

The information in my e-book is frequently updated, to keep up
with the latest changes in drug testing procedures.

Are Your Chances of Passing 100%
When You Use My Methods?

Sorry, the answer is NO – and anyone who promises you that is just trying to get into your wallet. There are simply too many variables that depend on YOU and how seriously you take your drug test.

But I guess you could say my methods are at least as effective as birth control pills… Those don’t have a 100% success rate either, but they’re so damn close that nobody ever worries about that 1-2% chance they have of getting pregnant – as long as they follow the directions.

But what I can promise you with a clear conscience is that if you follow my instructions exactly, your chances of passing a drug test are way better than with ANYTHING you can buy from the detox companies, and way, WAY better than with any home remedy you’ll find on a pot forum. I know that’s a big claim, but I really, truly believe that. I don’t tell you to do anything I don’t do myself, and I’ve never failed a drug test yet.

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I know perfectly well that there’s a lot of bullshit on the Internet about how to pass a drug test. So it wouldn’t make sense if you weren’t at least a little skeptical about the information I’m offering…

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That’s it for the fine print, but one more thing… How to pass a drug test is a personal decision that shouldn’t be taken lightly. Whatever you decide to do to try to pass your drug test, I sincerely wish you good luck, I really, truly do.