Smoke Pot? Need To Know
How To Pass A Drug Test?

Get straightforward, down-to-earth information about how to pass a urine or saliva drug test.

If you smoke weed and you need to know how to pass a drug test, I can tell you from personal experience that not only is it possible, it’s actually pretty easy.

On the other hand, that doesn’t mean there’s a Magic Pill out there, either. If you have your heart set on a miracle cure that doesn’t require any effort on your part, then keep looking (and good luck).

But if you have your act together enough to follow some simple, step-by-step instructions, then keep reading because you’re half-way there…

Important Facts About Passing a Drug Test

FACT #1: Just about all of the home remedies passed around about how to pass a drug test are total B.S.

Of course smokers don’t pass bad information back and forth to each other on purpose. But think about it – if things like Certo, cranberry juice and niacin were rock-solid methods for passing a drug test, companies wouldn’t be able to sell millions of dollars worth of their detox products every year. And you wouldn’t need to be on the Internet right now, desperately trying to find out how to pass a drug test. Find out more about the pros & cons of home remedies here.

It’s called ‘marketing’, and all kinds of companies do it all the time. Detox products don’t have 300-500% money-back guarantees because they work so great. They make guarantees like that because they know it will convince you to buy their product.

Personally, I’ve never met anyone who has actually received any money back from these companies after failing a test with one of their products. But I’ve talked to several folks who failed, asked for their money back, and were refused. Want to know what these companies told them? “Smoking marijuana is illegal, and we don’t endorse that!” Can you spell h-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y?

The truth is, if you make a stink and file a charge-back with your credit card company, you probably would get your money back. Credit card companies have pretty strict rules that merchants have to follow, and detox companies probably don’t want to bring a lot of attention to their business. But at first these companies will gamble on the fact that drug users aren’t going to make any waves, and unfortunately, they’re usually right.

This is one of the most common pieces of misinformation that gets passed around between folks who are trying to pass a drug test. Many people think that this is what ‘dilution’ means. I can see how this idea got started, but the problem is it’s just plain wrong.

For passing a drug test, the ONLY water that matters is what you drink during the 2-3 hours right before your test.

The reason why it doesn’t do any good to drink a gallon of water a day for a week or more, is because THC metabolites aren’t stored in your kidneys – they’re stored in your fat cells.

Yes, drinking lots of water does temporarily flush metabolites out of your kidneys. But the problem is, it doesn’t flush metabolites out of your fat cells. So the very next morning your kidneys will be just as full of metabolites as they were the day before, and all that water you drank was for nothing. So you can save yourself some grief by waiting to dilute until it really matters – your test day.

I know what you’re thinking. “But that’s too risky, because the lab will see that I diluted and they might fail me!” Now listen up, because this is important – there are specific supplements anyone can take that prevent testing labs from detecting diluted urine. Seriously.

You can read a sample chapter from my e-book to learn more about why dilution is so effective for passing a urine test.

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If you take my refund offer seriously, then you just might save yourself a lot of grief later on. You’ve literally got nothing to lose by just reading it, and a LOT to gain.

And, just FYI: any merchant who accepts credit cards (as I do) MUST honor their stated guarantee policy, or they risk losing the privilege of being able to take credit cards. My website has been online since March of 2007, and frankly I’m not about to risk throwing it all away by trying to scam someone out of a lousy 17 bucks!

Why I Don’t Recommend That People Use
Detox Drinks To Pass a Urine Test

Detox drinks do work sometimes – for SOME people. The problem with them is that they’re just not very reliable. They’re the equivalent of a one-size-fits-all solution for the average smoker. But since no two people have exactly the same metabolism, you’d better pray that you fit their profile for the ‘average smoker’ if you use one.

The sad part is, if the instructions that come with detox drinks told you a little bit about how urine drug tests work, then their dependability rate would be much better. But those companies can’t give you too much information about how drug tests work – because they know that if they did, you would never have to buy one of their products again.

The ONE Thing That Detox Drinks Do Right

Did you know that every single detox drink on the market works on the principle of dilution? Yup, that’s right. The instructions that come with every single detox drink tell you to drink lots of water along with their potion. So this is the ONE thing that I’ll give them credit for. They know that dilution is the only way someone can test negative for THC on a urine test. I don’t care what you hear, I don’t care what you read – if you smoke pot and you want to pass a urine drug test, you HAVE to dilute.

You see, the detox drink itself doesn’t do anything to help you test negative for THC metabolites. The water they have you drink will do that (assuming you drink the right amount of water for your metabolism). The only thing a detox drink does is attempt to hide your dilution from the testing lab, with their supposedly ’secret ingredients’.

And those secret ingredients…? Believe it or not, they’re just common, natural (and inexpensive) supplements that you can easily buy yourself at any health food store, pharmacy or grocery store. The ingredients in ALL detox drinks are basically the same.

So What’s the Difference Between Making Your Own Detox Drink and Buying One?

What it all comes down to is the fact that when you take control of the process, your chances of passing a drug test go WAY up.

• Instead of using a ‘one-size-fits-all’ drink, you can tailor your detox solution to fit your metabolism and your smoking habits.
• Commercially made detox drinks are particularly unreliable when it comes to making creatinine and urine gravity levels appear normal in a lab test. When you do-it-yourself, you won’t need to worry about that.
• When you buy the supplements yourself, you’ll have enough to do as many trial runs at home as you want. That way you can test yourself before you dilute for your real test (and I’ll even tell you about a source where you can buy drug test strips for about $2 apiece, instead of the $12-$25 that pharmacies charge).
• When you can easily do a trial run at home, that means you won’t have to gamble your entire life on just ONE expensive dose of a commercially made drink.

What If You Need To Pass a Saliva Test
Instead of a Urine Test?

If you need to pass a saliva drug test, detox companies are particularly bad about ripping you off. For one thing, if it’s been a week or more since you last smoked then ANYONE will pass a saliva test, with or without a detox product. Saliva tests have a very short detection time, and depending on the type of test you’re given, sometimes that detection period is only a few days.

But what if you just got high last night and you’ve got to take a saliva test tomorrow morning…? Unfortunately, unlike detox drinks used for urine tests (which have at least a 50/50 track record), commercially sold saliva detox products almost never work. But I’ll give you a simple, step-by-step method that’s so effective for passing saliva tests that labs should be embarrassed!

Who Am I, And Why Should You Listen To Me?

You don’t know me from a bar of soap, so ultimately you’ll have to decide for yourself whether or not you think I know what I’m talking about. But here’s a little about me in case you’re curious:

I’m kind of a health freak, and I work for a major retail health store chain (which happens to sell detox kits, among other things). Anyway, you could say I know a thing or two about physiology, and about the ingredients that are inside all the detox kits on the market.

A few years ago, the company I work for started testing. I already knew that detox kits didn’t have a real dependable track record for passing drug tests, and I HAD to pass. Besides the humiliation-factor, I really love my job and I didn’t want to have to look for a new one. So I started doing some research on my own, and what I ended up learning was a real eye-opener to say the least.

When I found out how urine drug tests are conducted, I understood immediately why most detox kits are completely useless for anyone who smokes weed. I don’t want to sound like a fanatic, but I’m not exaggerating when I say that smokers are seriously getting scammed out of millions of dollars by these companies, every year.

The information in my e-book is frequently updated, to keep up with the latest changes in drug testing procedures.

Are Your Chances of Passing 100%
When You Use My Methods?

Sorry, the answer is NO – and anyone who promises you that is just trying to get into your wallet. There are simply too many variables that depend on YOU and how seriously you take your drug test.

But I guess you could say my methods are at least as effective as birth control pills… Those don’t have a 100% success rate either, but they’re so damn close that nobody ever worries about that 1-2% chance they have of getting pregnant – as long as they follow the directions.

But what I can promise you with a clear conscience is that if you follow my instructions exactly, your chances of passing a drug test are way better than with ANYTHING you can buy from the detox companies, and way, WAY better than with any home remedy you’ll find on a pot forum. I know that’s a big claim, but I really, truly believe that. I don’t tell you to do anything I don’t do myself, and I’ve never failed a drug test yet.

The entire process is automated – which means that you can get started reading in a matter of minutes…

Once you complete the check-out process you’ll receive an email with a link to the download page. You’ll need to have Adobe Reader installed on your computer to open the e-book (most computers already have this program installed).

Not sure if you have Adobe Reader installed on your computer? You can test it yourself by clicking on this link to read a sample of Under the Radar.

What Other People Have To Say…

The information in my e-book is step-by-step, hold-your-hand simple. But in case you have any questions at all, you’ll also get my personal email address so that you can write to me.

Below are some of the emails people have sent to me after I helped them pass their drug test. Some of these folks are so enthusiastic it’s almost embarrassing. But if you’re in the same boat, it’s not hard to imagine the huge sense of relief you feel after passing a drug test…

Hey!

Just wanted to let you know that I took my test yesterday…and PASSED with no problem. Thanks again so much for all your information, and answering all my questions even though some of them may have been somewhat repetitive. I can’t thank you enough! You are awesome.

Peace
Jake

Just found out I passed!

Woo hoo!

Thanks so much for all the help and encouragement.

If you need an endorsement this is it! You don’t charge enough for your book – it’s worth way more. And the fact that you supported me by email throughout the process was extraordinary!

Thank you so much.

Bill

Dee,

Just wanted to let you know that….. I PASSED! Per my employer, with flying colors!!!! Thank you so much. This is the first drug test i have ever passed. In the past i have always failed them. Your system worked like a charm. God Bless You.

Brandy S.

Thanks Dee. I’m impressed that you actually answered in a timely fashion even after I had already spent the money to buy your book. That tells me that you are ZERO BULLSHIT! I will be sure to spread the word on your book…

Tony L.

Dee,

One of the most informative and scientific approaches to the topic that I have seen. Had an appointment with the Probation officer today and was anticipating a test. Followed your guide…..whoops no test today. Went in very confident and with peace of mind. Thanks for the info.

RJ

To My GOOD Friend Dee,

I have in my hand the ORAL DRUG SCREEN FORM signed by collector as NEGATIVE and in her own words “Clean as a whistle”!!!! I am actually still nervous they will call me back because I cannot beleive [sic] that with your help I was able to find your information…trust a $17 e-book….apply the science….and get a personal response from yourself to boost my confidence within 2 hours!! I was actually going to pass on the job by saying someone else has already hired me in order to avoid what I thought would be a disaster FAILURE of test. But IT WORKED!!!

~ Carl C.

I’m so glad for your ‘formula’ as it was pretty easy to handle, without those detox drinks and all. I didn’t have to worry about getting sick. You are the bomb! I can’t say this enough….THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!

Leslie F.

It’s been awhile since I last contacted you….the position that I originally tested for last fall was as a temp and is now perm and I had to re-test for it and……I PASSED AGAIN!!!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

Tina L.

Yee-Haw!!!! Woo-Hoo!!!!! I PASSED!!!! I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate your honesty and putting your knowledge out there for other smokers’. Like I said before – YOU ROCK!!!

~ Terry J.

well good news, your recipe worked. i got the results back today, and i passed and i start my new job tomorrow. thank you so much for saving my sanity. and also for responding back on my e-mails. you are awsome [sic] for taking the time to talk to me.

~ Annette

I just took my test and passed with flying colors as you said I would! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I admit, I was a little skeptical at first but after I passed the test today–I AM A BELIEVER! You should add a testimonials section to your e-book–I would be happy to contribute! Now I can’t wait to go spark a big fatty!!

~ Jeff

Unreal, everything worked out for me today. Your plan works!! I am so thankful I found your book on the internet. But the fact I sent you an email on Sunday with a question and you responded so quickly shows you really do want to help people. So I am sending good karma your way and wish you all the very best. Thank you again for being there when I was truly in a panic.

Your friend,
Russell M.

Thanks!! I got the job and have now got this thing down to a science! Sign me another satisfied customer!

Sir D.

Hi Dee,

I PASSED!!!! I just wanted to say A BIG THANK YOU!!! And most important, you responded to my emails and stood behind your
book…I felt like I was getting a personal advisor!! You just didn’t drop the ball on me when I needed your help the most… You are AWESOME!!!!

Kelly J.

I was tested last Tuesday by my employer at Quest Diagnostics and I haven’t received a call from the MRO or a call from work. So in other words, Thanks to you and your book I passed!!…I am pretty surprised because I was certain I was going to fail. I can’t thank you enough for taking the time to write your book. I truly appreciate it! Without my job, my lovely wife and I would be screwed.

Mark O.

Passed on my test! God Bless you for the help….. It’s invaluable…can’t recommend your web site enough and have passed it on to fellow MJ ers…

Gordon C.

PS- I feel I owe ya part of my salary

It’s me John again. Thank you soooo much for your response. I followed your instructions and had ‘negativity’ and bliss. Ironically, I’m a lab director who has supervised this testing, and I just relocated for a new job. Thank you again for everything and hope we can keep in touch.

John O.

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!! Well, I passed with no problems and was offered the job! It was really nerve-wracking too because I thought I would just go in, pee and leave, but they had me stick around for the results–heart pounding but it worked like a charm! THANKS AGAIN!!

Jeffrey A.

We got notice in the mail yesterday that we tested negative! Thanks for the good advice and no-nonsense way of presenting it. It was really what we needed at the time and we definitely appreciated the low cost.

Nancy

First a big thank you for your services. I was far less wigged out about the whole thing based on your answers. I did have 24 hour notice it turned out, and the tech told me I would be told first within 24 hrs if my test was positive. It’s been almost 48 hrs now and no news is GOOD news!

David B.

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I know perfectly well that there’s a lot of bullshit on the Internet about how to pass a drug test. So it wouldn’t make sense if you weren’t at least a little skeptical about the information I’m offering…

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How to pass a drug test is a personal decision that shouldn’t be taken lightly. Whatever you decide to do to try to pass your drug test, I sincerely wish you good luck, I really, truly do.

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