Contact

My name is Dee. I get lots of email, so before you contact me please try using the search box over in the sidebar first. If you can’t find what you’re looking for, then I’ll be happy to help if I can.

Also, many people write me to tell me about when they last smoked, etc. and to ask my opinion on whether or not they’ll pass their drug test. Unfortunately, it’s nowhere near that simple. Every person and every situation is too unique for there to be an easy answer to that question.

The only way to know for sure if you’re clean or not is to go to a pharmacy, buy a home test, and use it. If you’re not in a huge hurry and you want to get a test kit for a lot cheaper, you can order one on the Internet here.

Capitalist Pig or Mother Theresa? You Decide.

Since there isn’t an easy one-size-fits-all answer to how to pass a drug test, I wrote two e-books: one on how to pass a urine test, and one on how to pass a saliva test. They contain all the information that’s on my website, but in a very excruciatingly detailed step-by-step format. In all seriousness, I believe it’s the best information about passing drug tests that you’re going to find anywhere. They’re damn cheap for what you’re getting, and you can buy them from this page.

Some people think I’m a schmuck because I don’t give my e-books away for free. Others, who have actually bought one and read it, think I’m practically a saint for writing something like this in the first place. You can’t please everyone.

I spent countless hours doing the research for the e-books, not to mention the hours I spent writing them. And I continue to do ongoing research so that I can keep them up to date. Not to mention the time I spend answering emails. So if it bothers you that I actually make a small profit from this website, then you can bite me. But if you’re serious about passing your drug test, I’ll probably turn out to be the best friend you ever had. Seriously.

During the week I check my email at least a couple of times a day, but on weekends I’m off having a life like anybody else. So if you send me an email on a weekend, you might not hear back from me until late Sunday night or Monday morning.

Oh, and by the way – your email address is COMPLETELY private. No one but me will ever see it – no exceptions.