saliva drug tests
Beating Saliva Drug Tests
Posted by at 25th May, 2008
Beating saliva drug tests is by far the easiest of all, so there’s really no excuse for not passing them. But I have a sad story about someone who managed to fail one anyway, and I decided that it’s a good cautionary tale that I should share here. It was a situation that could have been avoided SO easily - if this guy had just taken beating saliva drug tests more seriously.
This all happened a couple of months ago. Ryan bought my ebook on a Monday, and he had a pre-employment drug test coming up on Thursday that same week. The reason I know this is because he emailed me on that Monday with a question after he read the ebook.
Turns out he was having a combination drug test and physical, and he needed some advice. Ryan’s lab appointment was for 8 a.m. on Thursday, and he said that the instructions he was given said for him not to eat or drink anything after 10 p.m. the night before, except for water, plain coffee or plain tea. For some reason (I have no idea why) this made him absolutely certain that he was going to be given a urine test, and he wanted to know if I thought the lab would be able to tell if he took the ingredients I recommend for how to pass a urine test. He didn’t mention anything about beating saliva drug tests, and they obviously weren’t on his mind at all.
Now, before this happened I had only heard of someone being told not to eat before coming in for a drug test – I’d never actually met someone who was told this, because it’s pretty rare. From everything I know about how to pass a drug test (which is a lot), there’s no hard evidence that what you eat makes a bit of difference in any drug test method. But knowing what I know about how the different tests work, common sense told me that the only possible test it might be required for would be a mouth swab.
So I emailed Ryan back right away and I told him that although I didn’t have any direct knowledge of this requirement, I was 99% certain that he needed to follow the method I give for beating saliva drug tests. I also told him he could use the instructions for how to pass a urine test at the same time if it would make him feel more confident about being prepared (I just had a feeling he was stuck on this idea). But since it is SO EASY to pass a saliva test, I really tried to get across to him that he needed to be prepared for one. (And I also reassured him that it is impossible for labs to detect when someone uses the methods I give, so he didn’t need to worry about that.)
Well, you can probably already see where this is going. Yup, sure enough, he was given a saliva test - which he hadn’t done any preparation for AT ALL - and he failed the test. I don’t know why he didn’t take my advice. False confidence? Maybe a touch of laziness? He sent me another email after he got his test results and admitted that he was a complete idiot for not listening to me. But this is one time when I really would have preferred to be wrong, because he missed out on a really good job as a result of all this.
So, long story short, Ryan and I kept in touch and fortunately things did eventually work out for him I’m happy to say. He finally got another job offer about a week ago, AND he had to pass another drug test. But this time they told him upfront that he was getting a piss test, so he followed the instructions in my e-book about urine tests (again) and passed with no problems at all. He sounds pretty happy with the job he ended up with, but I don’t think he’d want to go through all that grief again if he had it to do over.
So what’s the moral of poor Ryan’s story? Just that even if how to pass a drug test is really easy, you MUST take them seriously, folks. You and I know that it’s complete insanity for people to be wigged out about the humble weed, but the fact is that there are a lot of insane people who pull the strings and decide who gets hired and who gets to keep their job. And like I said before - this sooo did not have to happen, because beating saliva drug tests is so frikin’ easy.
p.s. By the way - if a lab ever gives you instructions not to eat for hours and hours before you go in for a drug test, JUST IGNORE THEM. They’re only asking because they want to get the most accurate results possible. So if your goal is beating saliva drug tests, why help the lab? ;-)
Tips On Passing a Drug Test
Posted by at 22nd January, 2008
Tips on passing a drug test are everywhere on the Internet - so how come so many people still manage to fail their drug tests? I think it’s partly information overload, from all the companies trying to sell so-called ‘detox’ products. They have to scare people into buying their products, so they put out a lot of bogus tips on passing a drug test to do it.
Just go hang out on any pot forum. You’ll find plenty of posts made by people who used a commercial detox drink to pass a urine drug test, and failed. Sure, some do pass, but the point is they’re not reliable. Unless you have some idea of how they work, and what testing labs are looking for, you just never know for sure if you’re going to be one of the lucky ones.
But if you do have a clue about how drug tests work, then your chances of passing with a detox drink go way up. Have you ever read the instructions that come with one of them? Every single one tells you to drink tons of water along with it. So here’s one of the most important tips on passing a drug test you’re gonna find: among all the ways to pass a drug test you can read about, just plain old dilution is the only one that works for a urine test. And the detox drink makers know this.
So if they know dilution is the only way to pass a drug test, you might be wondering what exactly it is that they’re selling. AH, good question. Well they know, just as you probably already do too, that dilution by itself is a big red flag to testing labs (and is often an automatic fail). So you’ve got to put a few things BACK into your urine to get around this, so the labs can’t tell you’ve been diluting.
This is where the detox companies try to fool you into thinking they’ve got some super secret formula that makes them the authority on how to pass a drug test. But the fact is, they use the same exact ingredients that are used in the much cheaper ‘home remedies’ that they try to scare you away from using. Just remember that the next time you’re reading their tips on passing a drug test. It’s all just smoke and mirrors, and one big marketing tactic.
It’s not that marijuana detox drinks never work, because sometimes they do. My complaint with them is that in the interests of getting you to hand over big wads of cash, they withhold valuable information that would make their products a lot more effective for you, the person whose life will actually be affected if you fail your test.
But even if detox drinks were a lot more reliable, one of my first tips on passing a drug test would be NOT to buy one. Not when you can make a better detox drink for a fraction of the cost.
How To Pass A Drug Test
Posted by at 14th September, 2007
How to pass a drug test is both super hard and super easy. It’s hard if you can’t manage to shut out all the marketing hype that tries to scare you into buying expensive, unreliable ‘detox’ products. But if you can stay calm and focus, and use your common sense, then how to pass a drug test becomes an easy, logical, step-by-step process.
Most people who need to know how to pass a drug test are taking urine tests. I have to take a whiz quiz every three months myself. If that’s you, here’s the bottom line: the only reliable method for how to pass a urine test is by diluting, and then taking steps to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing labs. THERE. I just saved you hours of searching and a big heap of money for something that probably would have made you fail anyway.
And how do you hide the fact that you’re diluting from the drug testing lab? Simple. Take a whole bunch of B-complex so your urine will look yellow, and also drink a ton of Gatorade so that your urine passes the ‘gravity’ portion of the drug test. The reason for that is because when you drink a ton of water your pee doesn’t have the same weight it normally would, and drinking Gatorade is one way to correct that. It just needs to fall within certain parameters to be considered normal, and although not all labs test for urine density, you have no way of knowing ahead of time if the one you’re going to does or not.
There ya have it. The secret of how to pass a drug test. Believe me, passing a drug test isn’t rocket science, and people do it every single day using some variation of this exact same method.
Beating saliva drug tests is easy too. Maybe even easier. For one thing, they have a really short detection period, unlike urine drug tests. If you know you have to pass a saliva drug test a week ahead of time, you can just stop smoking for a week and you’ll be clean by the time you take your test. But if you don’t have a week, you can probably still pass by cleaning out your mouth super, super good (including under your tongue), flossing, and swishing for a long time with a non-alcohol mouthwash.
Save your money and don’t buy expensive ’secret formula’ detox products, because they’re big on marketing hype but short on actual delivery of info on how to pass a drug test. They may offer you a 500% refund if you fail, but don’t let that sucker you into believing their products are reliable methods for passing a drug test - they’re not. Because of the fact that THC is stored in your fat cells, a ‘cleanser’ that works on your kidneys or liver or whatever is completely useless. To those companies, it’s just a numbers game. They know that enough people will pass their drug test to keep them in business, and they don’t give a rat’s ass about the people who end up failing. Just go hang out on a pot forum and read all the sad stories of people who wasted tons of money and failed their test anyway.
How to pass a drug test really isn’t any big secret. It’s just a matter of sticking with what actually works, instead of getting panicked and gambling your future on detox products made by companies that won’t even tell you how they work.
Ways To Pass A Drug Test
Posted by at 30th August, 2007
Ways to pass a drug test are plastered all over the Internet. So why is there still so much confusion among pot smokers about exactly how to pass a drug test? Maybe it’s ‘information overload’, I don’t know. Because with all the different ways to pass a drug test that you read about on the net, the fact is there are literally only a few that are guaranteed to work every time.
Everyday I email back and forth with people who need to pass a drug test. I have to take a whiz quiz myself once every three months. So this subject has become a big part of my everyday life, and I take it dead serious. And I can’t even describe how much it bums me out every time it’s brought to my attention how many bad ways to pass a drug test there are floating around the Internet.
Here’s an email I got recently that’s a good example of what I’m talking about:
i have a drug test tomorrow so i took 10 niacin about an hr ago. i read that will flush thc out of ur kidneys. besides the extremely sunburnt hot itchy feeling it’s not bad, lol. my appt is at 10 in the morning, do u think it will work by then?
I hardly know where to begin…
First off, taking niacin to pass a urine test not only doesn’t work, it can actually be dangerous. Just google ‘niacin poisoning’ to see what I mean. It’s serious shit when you take about 200x the recommended daily dose of ANYTHING.
But even if you didn’t have to worry about going into liver failure from taking too much niacin, the bottom line is it doesn’t work to pass a drug test. Here’s the kicker, though - this rumor got started years ago because of a ‘detoxification program’ invented by L. Ron Hubbard. This guy claimed to have visions or something that made him an expert in everything from the human body to nuclear engineering. No offense to any Scientologists out there, but do you really want to get tips in passing a drug test from L. Ron Hubbard?
The reality is, passing a urine test is pretty straightforward. Of all the ways to pass a drug test you can find out there, simple dilution is the only one you can count on to work. Of course you have to make sure the testing lab doesn’t know you’re diluting, but there are lots of ways to handle that. You can take B-12 to make sure your pee is yellow, and drink things like Gatorade so that it passes the gravity test.
Beating saliva drug tests is even easier, since they have such a short detection time. If time is on your side, you can just abstain for a week and you’ll pass. I know, I know - *JUST* abstain?? LOL. Well, if you can’t do that, you can still manage to pass your test if you hold off for a few hours and then clean your mouth REALLY, REALLY good. Is that better? ;-)
Bottom line, passing a drug test is a lot easier than you might be thinking it is. Take a deep breath, relax, and use your common sense when you’re wading through all the bogus ways to pass a drug test being sold on the Internet.
How to Pass a Drug Test - FAST
Posted by at 30th August, 2007
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Do you need to know how to pass a drug test in 24 hours or less?
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Are you looking for ways to pass a urine test or a saliva test that actually work?
The plain fact is that the absolute best ways to pass a drug test also happen to be the simplest.
Drug tests are NOT as fool-proof as testing labs would like to scare you into believing. In fact, they’re surprisingly easy to pass once you know exactly what the labs are looking for. And the best part? The ways to pass a drug test that actually work are completely undetectable by the testing labs. And it doesn’t matter if you’re a light smoker or a heavy smoker - they work the same.
The reason I know all this is because I had to research this subject backwards and forwards from the inside out when I started taking drug tests myself, a little over a year ago now. I’m kind of a health freak, and I also happen to work at a major retail health store where they sell detox kits. Anyway, you could say I know a thing or two about herbs and vitamin supplements.
After I really got into this, one of the first things I figured out is what a rip-off the commercial detox drinks are. Oh they definitely work all right - for some people. The only problem is, they’re kinda like a ‘one-size-fits-all’ solution, and if you don’t fit the mold exactly then you’re screwed. PLUS then you’re out fifty bucks or so for something that you could have made yourself for about three bucks a dose. Seriously.
Believe it or not, commercial detox drink companies just use a combination of common, natural supplements that you can walk into any store and buy yourself. But let’s say you don’t even care about the money, and you’re willing to pay whatever it takes to pass a drug test. The worst thing about detox drinks isn’t that they over-charge you - greed isn’t anything new - it’s the fact that they withhold some very critical information from you about how to pass a drug test. And giving you this information would make their products a LOT more dependable.
HINT: those drinks don’t "cleanse" anything except your wallet - the instructions simply tell you to drink tons of water, and then you hope and pray that the drink will cover up the fact that you’re diluting.
But commercial detox companies can’t give you in depth information about how to pass a drug test - because they know that if they did, people would never need to buy their products again and eventually they’d be out of business. Believe me, they couldn’t give a rat’s ass if you pass your drug test or not. They know that enough people will pass to keep them in business, and apparently that’s all they care about.
"Maybe I’ll pass, maybe I won’t" didn’t cut it with me, which is how all this got started. That, plus the fact that I was stoned broke (excuse the pun) and couldn’t afford a detox drink anyway. Which actually turned out to be a good thing, because I probably would have never put the time into doing the research that I did.
I’m a REAL person who has to take drug tests just like you do. My email address is up at the top of this page, and if you send me an email I will ACTUALLY email you back. Shocker, huh? My point here is that there isn’t any big company behind me, and I’m not selling any ‘detox’ products - it’s just me… And I give you ALL the information you need about how to pass a drug test without holding anything back. You can stop living in fear, and you won’t have to spend a ton of money on something that you can’t even count on to work.
If you think a 500% money-back guarantee is hard evidence that detox drinks are reliable, then just hang out on any pot forum and read the sad stories of other smokers who made the mistake of living in that dreamworld.
The down-to-earth methods you’ll learn about passing a drug test aren’t the same tired rumors and myths you see passed around on the Internet - these are serious methods based on FACTS and SCIENCE. Sorry, you’re not going to read about how to pass a drug test using Sure-Jell, cranberry juice, niacin, etc. etc. If those were actually dependable ways to pass a drug test, the detox companies would be out of business in a heartbeat.
You will NEVER AGAIN have to worry about how to pass a drug test for employment or probation.
Everything you need to know about ways to pass a urine test or a saliva test is included in this e-book. When I was studying the research materials on drug testing at the library where I attend university, I also happened to discover an extremely effective method for beating saliva drug tests. I’ll be honest, I’ve never had to take a saliva test myself, but a couple of the testimonials you see on this page are from people who used this method to pass their saliva test. I think when you see it you’ll definitely have one of those "ah-ha" moments - saliva tests are actually even easier to pass than urine tests, and when you combine that with my method it’s pretty much a slam dunk.
If you’re looking for a magic potion or a miracle cure you WON’T find it here - drug tests are serious business, and I’m not going to kid you about that just to make a couple of bucks. Ripping off a fellow user and messing with people’s lives would be about the scummiest thing I could imagine, anyway.
Are your chances of passing 100% when you use my methods? No - and anyone who promises you that is just trying to get into your wallet, because there are just too many variables that depend on you and how serious you take your drug test. But I guess you could say my methods are at least as effective as birth control pills… Those don’t have a 100% success rate either, but they’re so damn close that nobody ever worries about that 1-2% chance they have of getting pregnant - as long as they follow the directions.
Okay, I’m not telling you my methods will prevent pregnancy. ;-) But what I can promise you with a clear conscience is that if you follow my instructions exactly, your chances of passing a drug test are way better than with ANYTHING you can buy from the detox companies, and way, way better than with ANY home remedy you’ll find out on the net. I really, truly believe that. And I get emails on practically a daily basis from people who passed their drug test and tell me (sometimes very enthusiastically, lol) that they believe it too.
You and I both know that it’s COMPLETE INSANITY to fire someone from their job just because they have a few tokes now and then. Don’t even get me started on THAT subject… But because of the current hysteria surrounding the humble weed, that’s the way it is for the time being…
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How to pass a drug test is a personal decision that shouldn’t be taken lightly. Whatever you decide to do to try to pass your drug test, I sincerely wish you good luck, I really, truly do.
P.S. The information in this e-book is mainly targeted to people who smoke marijuana. The reason why is because, except for marijuana, almost every other drug out there passes out of your system within a few days. Which means that harmless pot users need to know how to pass a drug test more than anyone else.
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