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WOO HOO! I passed! Exhale...

Dee, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything - all of your help, guidance, support, and encouragement. You provided an absolutely invaluable service. And the email support you so graciously and patiently provided was superb. I said it before - I could not have done this without your help!

All the best,
Melinda B.

Thanks Dee. I’m impressed that you actually answered in a timely fashion even after I had already spent the money to buy your book. That tells me that you are ZERO BULLSHIT! I will be sure to spread the word on your book.

Tony L.

IT WORKED!

I was recently offered a great job but I was informed in my offer letter that I would have to pass a pee test within 48 hours of receiving the offer. I totally freaked as I’ve never had to do this and been a daily smoker for most of my adult life. Thank goodness for the Internet, and thank goodness for your book! Three very nervous days later (I took the test on a Saturday) I got the call that I had passed and they wanted to select my starting date!

I recommend this to ANYONE in a similar situation. Hopefully, they will have more advance notice than I did, but this absolutely works! Thanks so much for this incredibly valuable information.

Ronald P.

Dee,

One of the most informative and scientific approaches to the topic that I have seen. Had an appointment with the Probation officer today and was anticipating a test. Followed your guide...whoops no test today. Went in very confident and with peace of mind. Thanks for the info.

RJ

To My GOOD Friend Dee,

I have in my hand the ORAL DRUG SCREEN FORM signed by collector as NEGATIVE and in her own words "Clean as a whistle"!!!! I am actually still nervous they will call me back because I cannot beleive [sic] that with your help I was able to find your information, trust a $17 e-book, apply the science - and get a personal response from yourself to boost my confidence within 2 hours!! I was actually going to pass on the job by saying someone else has already hired me in order to avoid what I thought would be a disaster FAILURE of test. But IT WORKED!!!

Carl C.

I’m so glad for your 'formula' as it was pretty easy to handle, without those detox drinks and all. I didn’t have to worry about getting sick. You are the bomb! I can’t say this enough.....THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!

Leslie F.

It's been awhile since I last contacted you....the position that I originally tested for last fall was as a temp and is now perm and I had to re-test for it and...I PASSED AGAIN!!!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

Tina L.

Yee-Haw!!!! Woo-Hoo!!!!! I PASSED!!!! I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate your honesty and putting your knowledge out there for other smokers’. Like I said before - YOU ROCK!!!

Terry J.

well good news, your recipe worked. i got the results back today, and i passed and i start my new job tomorrow. thank you so much for saving my sanity. and also for responding back on my e-mails. you are awsome for taking the time to talk to me.

Annette

I just took my test and passed with flying colors as you said I would! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I admit, I was a little skeptical at first but after I passed the test today...I AM A BELIEVER! Now I can’t wait to go spark a big fatty!!

Jeff

Unreal, everything worked out for me today. Your plan works!! I am so thankful I found your book on the internet. But the fact I sent you an email on Sunday with a question and you responded so quickly shows you really do want to help people. So I am sending good karma your way and wish you all the very best. Thank you again for being there when I was truly in a panic.

Your friend,
Russell M.

Thanks!! I got the job and have now got this thing down to a science! Sign me another satisfied customer!

Sir D.

Hi Dee,

I PASSED!!!! I just wanted to say A BIG THANK YOU!!! And most important, you responded to my emails and stood behind your book. I felt like I was getting a personal advisor!! You just didn’t drop the ball on me when I needed your help the most.. You are AWESOME!!!!

Kelly J.

I was tested last Tuesday by my employer at Quest Diagnostics and I haven’t received a call from the MRO or a call from work. So in other words, Thanks to you and your book I passed!!! I am pretty surprised because I was certain I was going to fail. I can’t thank you enough for taking the time to write your book. I truly appreciate it! Without my job, my lovely wife and I would be screwed.

Mark O.

Passed on my test! God Bless you for the help..... It’s invaluable, can’t recommend your web site enough and have passed it on to fellow MJ ers.

Gordon C.

PS- I feel I owe ya part of my salary

It’s me John again. Thank you soooo much for your response. I followed your instructions and had ‘negativity’ and bliss. Ironically, I’m a lab director who has supervised this testing, and I just relocated for a new job. Thank you again for everything and hope we can keep in touch.

John O.

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!! Well, I passed with no problems and was offered the job! It was really nerve-wracking too because I thought I would just go in, pee and leave, but they had me stick around for the results - heart pounding but it worked like a charm! THANKS AGAIN!!

Jeffrey A.

We got notice in the mail yesterday that we tested negative! Thanks for the good advice and no-nonsense way of presenting it. It was really what we needed at the time and we definitely appreciated the low cost.

Nancy

First a big thank you for your services. I was far less wigged out about the whole thing based on your answers. I did have 24 hour notice it turned out, and the tech told me I would be told first within 24 hrs if my test was positive. It’s been almost 48 hrs now and no news is GOOD news!

David B.

Hey Dee. Just wanted to give you a BIG THANK YOU for all your help and advice. It’s been three weeks since I took the test and I am guessing I passed it since they haven’t said anything (and of course I wouldn’t ask). Prior to finding your guide, I had been sucked into the "14 day full body detox program" thing and spent way too much money. Your guide and email advice was INVALUABLE. Thank you again!

Tucker E.

I read the eBook and passed both a trial run and real test. It actually does work without doubt. A+++

AJ

Dee- Thank you! Just bought your book and am already feeling relieved. One question- earlier today in a panic I bought one of the much-loathed "detox kits", a five day drink system called "perma clean herbal cleanse." I drank the first bottle (a "pre-cleanser"), and now am planning on trashing the rest and sticking to your method. But will the detox drink show up as a suspicious substance on a UA? Please let me know!

Rachel

Dee,

Just wanted to let you know I passed with flying colors today! Thank you for everything-you are a godsend!

MG

Okay so I haven't tried it yet, but I just ordered the book, I have only read half so far, and I am already very impressed with the information provided. I would have never known any of that about the various tests. A+ my man

gdog

Dee, thank you so much for the information. I passed my test and look forward to my new job. This was a great investment for my future!

Edward

Just bought the book, looking it over i have to say i'm impressed. I've failed before using the other guys products on a short notice. Extreamly glad i don't need to wash my system out for weeks as it made me feel ill prior. Thanks a lot!

BBE

DEE! My girl passed her piss test and gets to keep her job! Thank you so much! You are an angel!!!!

Manny

Spent my last 11 years in the restaurant business...with no drug screens to speak of. Got my first job in a corporate setting and passed it with two days notice!

JV

DEE, I can't thank you enough . I got my next career thanks to your method. People it works no doubt.

BMJ

After being a daily smoker for 3 years, I found out that I had to take a drug test for a new job. I quit smoking immediately and had some momentary freak outs until I came across your e-book. I followed your instructions exactly and just found out today that everything came back negative and I now have a new job!!! Being a science geek myself, I loved all of the research you did and how you spelled everything out to a -T-. Thank you Thank you- keep tokin' my friend!

ALgreen

thanks alot this website is the best i like how u explain how to get rid of the (thc) momentarely to pass.. great method

bryan

Hi Dee, I used the dilution method I got from you 5 times already and passed everyone of them. I even smoked like a train the day before my test and still passed and Im a big(heavy) guy. I just wanted to tell you thank you.

roy

This is the best ebook ever written! I took my test a week after smoking and PASSED. Now I have a new job in a new city. It's an exciting opportunity that I would've missed out on if I hadn't followed the directions in this book. I've told all my stoner friends to find it and download it.

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