How to pass a drug test depends on two things: 1) the type of drug test that you’re going to be taking, and 2) the toxins in your system that you need to hide. But hands down, the most popular illegal drug all over the world is pot. And unfortunately, the toxins it leaves behind last longer than just about any other drug out there. Which means that most people who are looking for information about how to pass a drug test are marijuana users.
The information you’ll find on this website is specifically for pot smokers, and it all got started when I had to start taking drug tests at my place of employment. What I’ve learned about how to pass a drug test has been a real eye-opener, to put it mildly. Probably the biggest shock is how much money we smokers spend (millions!!) on products that don’t even have a chance in hell of actually working. Desperate people will take desperate measures, and the companies who sell detox products are counting on it.
There is no ONE detox method that will work for every kind of drug (regardless of any marketing hype you may have read), because different toxins are metabolized in our bodies in different ways. The method I recommend for passing a urine drug test for pot is dilution, but dilution probably won’t help you if you need to know how to pass a drug test for any other substance. For the detection times of drugs other than cannabis, see ‘Links to Useful Resources’ over in the sidebar area of this page.
I havnt smoaked in 3 says I got a piss test in 7 day. I’m 140lb. Nd 5’11 how do I pass?
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. i passed one in four, but what helps and is only the real cure is fitness. You should go running in a long sleeve shirt. THC is stored in the fat cells and nothing clears your system like sweeting balls
exercising is great up until about 2 or 3 days before the test. you want your body to store fat at that point. this is probably not going to be difficult, but just be lazy and eat fatty foods. That way your body goes into storage mode and does not break down the fat cells, which releases the THC metabolites they test for into your stream. Also, i hear aspirin helps, take a bunch.
DONT TAKE A BUNCH!! It may or may not help, i Honestly don’t know, but a lot of aspirin at once is dangerous. So just take some, u know like a normal dose.
Well.. the best way to pass a drug test is to get another persons urine you know is clean..What you do is get hot hands or hand warmers that heat up to 8-10 hours..You can get a pack for 5.00 bucks.. you then get a small bottle like a prescription bottle, activate the hot hands by rubbing them together and tape them to the bottle.. I have done this 5 times and it has worked everytime…The urine pours out at like 95-98 degrees everytime.. It is a guarantee way to pass and is a lot less expensive than a whizzinator.
i have a drug test tomorrow, what can be done to get my thc levels down to pass? im 161 lbs 5’4″ whats the best thing to dilute my urine with? and is it really true that its against the law to have a supervised test for pre-employment?
Plaese somebody respond quick thanx to all
So ive had last min drug tests given to be by jobs b4 and passed off of drinking water cranberry juice and pickle juice its been for ever since ive needed to take one and i found out this afternoon i have one 2maro morning ive drank to bottles of cranberry juice and so much water im sick now do u think i will pass if not a friend gave me her clean pee how do i re warm hers if needed?
well ive been on probation for three years im 20 6’6 185 no fat and i kno how to pass a drug test, but somtimes if you smoke pot you get really unfathomably lazy , lazy enough to even just say fuck it,its like an oxymoron for anything important , so the keys to passing are determination, like dude said sweating balls and of coarse h20. with that being said heres how i pass, i dont smoke or drink cola or any thing with lots of sugar for preferably 3 days then on the second day(the 1 before the test) take a lil jog like 2 miles with winter cloths on like a long sleeve shirt sweatpants beanie you know,,you can do this everyday too if you wanna be ready anytime just go run, then on the day of the test like 3.5 hours before i like to eat niacin for safe measure cuz that works to clean your system to a degree depends if you doing the exercise and water technique pop those right before you eat some meat beef red meat steak treat you self to a healthy dose of creatine for real go out to eat and have you a few servings of some type of beef maybe with some spicy rice make sure you get full off the beef tho then like 2 hours before get you a nice gallon of water sit down and drink it i like to drink like a quart try to piss look at the color if its real yellow then drink a lil faster after you drink all da water you should have pissed like three or four times now when you go take the test this is important catch your piss “mid” stream which means in the middle of your piss not the end or beginning but mid way okay now that i broke it down for ya the the three day transitional period helps your body ketchup to its normal homeostasis levels naturally the beef hides the dilution the water dilutes the THC the niacin and exercise helps you piss and speeds up the process also the main ingredient DETERMINATION dont just get high as hell for a few days and forget what day it is keep up with time all these steps couter act with each other to get clean urine BUDDY. PEACE
i just got order of my hearing its in like 3 weeks and i need to get my shit clean. im 120 lbs. 5’4 still rocking a little bit of my baby fat. and i really need to pass this fucking test!! anyquick ideas? wht that joey dude said seems to sounds pretty reliable. any other….”less-complicated” notions to that one?plzzz reply quick guys. thanks!
i have a drug test in 2 weeks.. for pti…. and i m nervous i won’t pass… i haven’t smoked in 1 week… been drinking atleast 100 fl. oz a day for the past 3 days.. and keep on drinking…..just wanted to know if anybody has had a pti drug test… and if anybody thinks i will pass…. please help me
Ive done the home testing kits they sell at walmart theyre like $13 but its good to know for sure.theyr accurate.drining the water is good before a test vitamin b supposably keeps it yellow so its not clear.im 5,8″ 145lbs. too a break for about 5 months.blazed 1 blunt for 2 days and tested clean in 10 days.another time i got a little out of hand.not shure how many blunts but i would say a few for maybe 3 or 4 days on a clean system and passed in 4days.hope this helps.
What if you haven’t smoked in like a good 4 months, but you decide to take 4 hits off of a blunt about 4 days ago? I’m 19 years old, about 5’7″ and I weigh about 210-220 pounds. I’m not the most active person but it was only 4 hits that i took. do you think that the THC would be out of my system yet or no. I have a drug test today so someone please help me out.