How to pass a drug test depends on two things: 1) the type of drug test that you’re going to be taking, and 2) the toxins in your system that you need to hide. But hands down, the most popular illegal drug all over the world is pot. And unfortunately, the toxins it leaves behind last longer than just about any other drug out there. Which means that most people who are looking for information about how to pass a drug test are marijuana users.
The information you’ll find on this website is specifically for pot smokers, and it all got started when I had to start taking drug tests at my place of employment. What I’ve learned about how to pass a drug test has been a real eye-opener, to put it mildly. Probably the biggest shock is how much money we smokers spend (millions!!) on products that don’t even have a chance in hell of actually working. Desperate people will take desperate measures, and the companies who sell detox products are counting on it.
There is no ONE detox method that will work for every kind of drug (regardless of any marketing hype you may have read), because different toxins are metabolized in our bodies in different ways. The method I recommend for passing a urine drug test for pot is dilution, but dilution probably won’t help you if you need to know how to pass a drug test for any other substance. For the detection times of drugs other than cannabis, see ‘Links to Useful Resources’ over in the sidebar area of this page.
August 2nd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
to whom it may concern
i would like to know what do i have to do to pass a saliva test/
August 12th, 2009 at 3:11 am
saliva is not illegal
August 13th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Saliva is illegal here, up to 10 years in prison
August 20th, 2009 at 11:50 am
salivia the cells in your mouth not salvia the shit you smoke, idots
August 21st, 2009 at 7:11 am
i need to know how to pass a saliva drug test
August 25th, 2009 at 10:12 am
i smoked weed the day i went and got a saliva test and passed. use proxide and rense ur mouth out alot
August 26th, 2009 at 9:06 am
how much is alot?
August 26th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
ok, so i have a pre employment drug test tomorrow brtween the hours of 2pm and 5pm…. i have been told by friends that it will more than likely be a salvia test… how do i pass it? i smoked not even a week ago…. help!?!?
August 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
To, Kansas, sorry this might be too late to be any good to you, but according to everything I have read about Salvia/blood drug test for THC, these are more user friendly tests. They are simaliar to a breathlzer test for alcohol, meaning they are concerned more with current level of impairment, than your drug use history. From what I read, over the internet, the range of THC detection is from 12 hours to 24 hours and can be 3 days at most, I know that is a big window of time, but I am just telling you what I have read, which is better range than a urine test for a regular smoker and heavy smoker such as myself. Personally I told my daughter (she thought she would have to take a salvia test for a manager position, but never did) to aleast allow for two days of not smoking weed. Norml and High times talks about this on their website, under drug testing which could give you more info. I hope that helps, and good luck.
August 28th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I haven’t smoked for two weeks, or maybe a little more. I have a test sometime next week or the week after. I have no idea what test it could be, (hair, urine, saliva) and was wondering what kinda precautions I should take to test negative.
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:05 pm
i have a urine test on tha 10 of septmber for probation what can i do to pass it i smoked pot today and tomorrow
September 14th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
i have a spit test this week and i havent smoked in 5 days should i be ok??????
October 7th, 2009 at 9:33 am
so does hydrogen peroxide really work? just want some confirmation.please?
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I took a piss test for probaton a month ago.But have been told to report Monday to talk about my last urinalysis that was given.I diluuted and drank a drink from GNC .Pot is my choice what do you think they found if anything at all??Desperate for answer or advice????
October 29th, 2009 at 8:46 am
i need 2 kno how 2 pass a piss test
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I found the best way is abstinence, a lot of walking in the sun, lots of tea, apple juice and water. My first test, I stopped smoking 6 weeks before the test. The second, 3 weeks before the test. I took a test on Monday after abstaining for one week. I get the results on Friday so I’ll let you know how it worked out. I am tall, of a slim build with a very fast metabolism so my method may take longer for the more rotund.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:16 am
I am an avid smoker. been so for ten plus years. I’ve also had several urine screens in that time period. I’m happy to say that I’ve never failed one.. Urinater was the last method I used but I found it to be to nerve wracking. something about waring a fake penis and strapping a plastic pouch of synthetic urine to my body had me really nervous when I was sitting in the clinic’s waiting room.. I have cleared my system naturally several times. Each time I did it with green tea, fibrous foods and lots of meats (red). personally, maybe because I have a low body fat percentage, I was able to clear my system naturally within a weeks time.. Eating meat can help stock up your creatine (spelling?) which allows you to dilute a little more without being caught. Still I prefer and usually give myself a few days of not smoking, i get some megaclean or a similar product and follow directions carefully. It’s never failed me. But make sure you pee enough that your urine isn’t neon colored when you get to the clinic. NO CAFFEINE BEFORE YOUR TEST!!
November 20th, 2009 at 1:40 am
I am always baffled by the number of people who smoke pot verses the number of people who force us to pass a freaking drug test. I mean let’s be honest, if we do well in an interview why would they think we are different when we pull a bud off of a plant and light in on fire. Pot is the ONLY “drug” that is in it’s natural form when it is consumed….no receipe required.
Wouldn’t you rather have a pothead for an employee than an alcoholic, or a speed head? That shit does not even stay in your system long enough to be caught. I really enjoy reading the posts, but a little disappionted that no one ever replys with results. I hope it is not because they are in JAIL.