How to pass a drug test depends on two things: 1) the type of drug test that you’re going to be taking, and 2) the toxins in your system that you need to hide. But hands down, the most popular illegal drug all over the world is pot. And unfortunately, the toxins it leaves behind last longer than just about any other drug out there. Which means that most people who are looking for information about how to pass a drug test are marijuana users.
The information you’ll find on this website is specifically for pot smokers, and it all got started when I had to start taking drug tests at my place of employment. What I’ve learned about how to pass a drug test has been a real eye-opener, to put it mildly. Probably the biggest shock is how much money we smokers spend (millions!!) on products that don’t even have a chance in hell of actually working. Desperate people will take desperate measures, and the companies who sell detox products are counting on it.
There is no ONE detox method that will work for every kind of drug (regardless of any marketing hype you may have read), because different toxins are metabolized in our bodies in different ways. The method I recommend for passing a urine drug test for pot is dilution, but dilution probably won’t help you if you need to know how to pass a drug test for any other substance. For the detection times of drugs other than cannabis, see ‘Links to Useful Resources’ in the menu area of this page.
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hi i have really bad anxiety and vape every day it helps and i get along with the rest of my day just fine you could say i was a heavy user. so stopping is not really a factor here but i need to find a job now. I weigh about 160 my metabolism is really fast i can eat an XL pizza and not gain a pound and im male age 25 if that helps. is dilution method or getting your E-Book going to help me?
Hi I am 25yrs old, 4’11″, and weigh 135lbs. I started smoking when i was 11yrs old but started smoking more on a regular basis after i turned 18yrs old. I have never been able to smoke a whole joint or blunt because i got the spins. I smoked everyday for half a month then we were out of pot for the rest of the month till next month. I was not a heavy smoker but a regular smoker… I recently quit since we finally got a car after not having one for 3 yrs. I REALLY NEED A JOB. I have been quit since May 3, 2012. Been drinking lots of water. Going to apply for a job at a factory next Monday. Do I have any chance in hell passing. I so hope so. I also should mention I have been around 2nd hand smoke but not in real small spaces. Open spaces and I cover my face as much as possible before I feel like i’m suffacating from doing it or I just leave the room. Anyone have any tips. I am a mother of 2 and I so want to get this job. I NEED THIS JOB. I am 25 yrs old and have never lived in my OWN place because of never getting off my feet. No car, no hiring, or I got hired and quit because I had to move to another parents or friends house that was too far away. I finally have a break and I WANT MY OWN LIFE WITH MY 7 year old daughter and my 3 year old son and my husband who has a seizure condition and can’t work. Please any tips would help before Monday. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I have a drug test Monday I smoked Thursday I only hit it twice before that it was a couple weeks since I smoked. I’m freakin out! Will I pass?!
i have to take a drug test tomorrow morning at about 730 am….im 18 and about 135…if i dont pass this my parents will find out…im so screwed if they find out and just in general…please help!!!
Got to pass a drug test on Wednesday. Its Monday I smoked weed yesterday soooo I need to pass does this water vitamins. Think work??? And go figure I had not smoked pot for over 10 years and smoked some it helps my stomach and have depression sometimes so it makes me laugh:) but now!!!! I have got to pass my test what to do, help me please I have my freak on a bit!
alright, so I found out that I have to take a drug test for a great job Wednesday. Im like pulling my hair out stressing that I wont pass it. I smoke on regular basis and the last time i smoked was yesterday (blunt). If i dont get this job im screwed. im 6” and weigh around 165. Im very active and drank a shit ton of water. So is there any chance?? plz help me out.
i have a random drug test in 2 days. im 17 and weigh about 135lbs. if i take three cystex pills, will i be clean by the time i have to drop?
I wanna smoke now…… Lol.. Ive smoked everyday 4 da last 10+ yrz. N now I got tripped up n diz program n cant……. I havent smoked n 5 dazz r mo…. And I just did….. Dnt hav a clue wen I gotta piss again. Wut iz da REAL thing 2 do 2 pass?
DILUTION!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 hrs before test start slamming water, drink till your stomach hurts. Should be pissing clear every 10-15 minutes. Continue drinking water and 1 hr before test take a shit load of vitamins and or creatine. keep drinking water and piss 3 times after taking vitamins. 4th piss is ready to go. good luck. the vitmins will make your piss yellow again so its not obvious you diluted it. they also test for creatine levels in your piss thats why you gotta take the vitamins after you dilute so its not just straight water. believe me it works. if it comes out diluted tell them you started a new workout program and your on a water diet. diluted is better than a fail and dillution cant get you in trouble. fuvk the government :)))))))))
very well said and exactly what I do…this guy is right…drink till u shit water pop a multi n 2 b-12 vitamins…piss 2 more times, while drinking an energy drink that contains creatine…piss again n then on the 4th piss when u take ur test piss a lil in the toilet then in the cup…drain shake…put your dick away n go smoke so you can do it all over again next time LOL
that was helpfull :)
i have a test tomorrow ive smoked 3 times dis month am i good
im pregnant and smoked alot four weeks ago. i hadnt smoked at all during my pregnancy until then (i was 26 weeks then) and just needed alittle stress relief. i went on vacation and smoked about three days everyday maybe four times a day if that. tomorrow i have a drug test. will i pass?? and please spare the ”your a shitty mom for soking while pregnant” bullshit. its no worse than alcohol and cigerettes and that shit is legal.
I smoke daily and had to pass a lot of drug test before. All you have to do is drink about 2 liters of water 2hrs n 30 min before ur test to begin to flush ur system. Urinate two three times until urine is clear. Then take test. I’ve even smoked before the test n still passed. To be really sure quit smoking for 3-4weeks n u should be fine.
I need to pass swab test
Hello :)
So my mom is deciding to give me randome home drug tests using my saliva. I smoke daily, about 3-4 times a day and I am in need of some way i can prepare or erase any trace of THC that could be detected. I also over heard that the drug test she was giving me detected the 6 most common drugs, one of which would be Meth. This is a concern to me because i have been doing Molly cut with meth(I was not aware at the time) quite a lot this past month. I was just curious what my possibilities are of that showing up on the test and how long it will take for that to be untraceable. If there is a precedure or something i can do to prepare for this test so i can pass, the information would be quite helpful and greatly appreciated. Thank you.
sounds like you need to get caught if you’re doing that shit…lucky for you as saliva tests only work in detecting drugs used within the past couple days. Pound water son
U need a place to live now lmao
Yall gone make than man feel bad and lose his mind. LMAO
I use to smoke daily a couple regular blunts a day vary from 3 to 9 on a normal day and 1 or 2 days out the week ill smoke sum loud 2 to 4 blunts every week, but I havent smoked in 18 days for the last 6 days I been drinkin alot of water n I drank cranberry all today n had a piss test today, this mornin my piss was clear but wen I took the test it was lite yellow… What are ny chances I passed.?
My son has to take 2 drug test (weed) before the edn of dec. in order to see his child. Do you have any suggestions that will work, these are lab test..
i smoke weed almost everyday in october, but its almost december now. i smoke weed like 4 times this month bcuz my parents caught me. I got drug tested yesterday WHILE i was high. i failed……. my parents know i smoked a month ago, but they dont know i did yesterday so they think its still in my system. is there anyone who can help me so i can pass my drug test next week? cuz if i dont…. i CANT go to the Wiz Khalifa concert.
thanks:)
i smoke every week and i pass drug tests every week. believe me when i tell you it aint easy but i can tell you how i do it. follow steps accordingly(lol i felt like being smart)
1. Drink about 2-5 gallons a day in appropriate amount of time.(not all at once)
2. Running or any cardiovascular exercises for 2-3 hours a day(most important part)
3. Lots of coffee and anything with antioxidants.
i know for a fact that these are true because im 5″10 and the least amount of days it took me to pass a drug test was 4 days. which was just recently, December 1 2011.
don’t smoke weed or move out and get a life
i have been goin trough some rough times and i have smoked some pot and now im tyrn to get a job to get life back on track some please tell me what to do i have no money and i realy need help please
can anyone help me pass a drug test for pot
i keep coming up positive on my piss test for my p.o. yes, i do alittle coke every once in ahile! How ever when i pissed 4 him i had been clean 4 6 damn days!
Hey, I got caught with weed ( Brown hush ) over and over again, and i need to pass a urine test, or i’ll spend a long time in the community service, I only have 10 days left, and i been smoking none stop since forever, I’m 6.1 and 170 lbs if that helps.
I really need your help. thanx.
i’m wondering how ya made out, yeah that really sux, i guess we have to live and learn..
I Smoke Pot On Sunday August 13 2011 at 7:00 pm so i have drug test on the 26 August 2011 and i been drinking a lot of water and i haven’t smoke since that day. i really need your help fast. so wat do you recommend for me to pass that drug test.
I have a job interview tomorrow Wednesday, August 10, 2011. The only drug I use is pot and I don’t smoke like that. The last time I smoked was August 8, 2011 M0nday mourning after 12am but before 4pm. I really want this job it pays extremely well. Please can you help me pass this one drug test. And I’m pretty sure it is a mouth swab. Now adays, just about all employeers use mouth swab.
i did heroin yesterday and i have a drug test today… what can i do to pass?
not do heroine ?
1 month to pass what can i do
drink a lot of water and orange juice
pills too lol
thks for the info
i am 5’6 220 lbs and im fixing 2 have 2 take a dot drug screen what kind of tips on passing that type of tes can u give me . i mean iv stoped and worked out for 3 day stright and sweat hard what else can i do 2 make it come out faster
Best way to get around PHAMATECH: Marijuana at home drug tests… Mine are random and instant so what can I put in it?
I’m 6’2, 220 and play football. So I’m kind of have a little fat on me. I exercise every two days if not daily. My drug tests are random and will be instant so what can I do to dilute or contaminate the test to show negative. Should I hide Visine or dried bleach in my bathrooms and use them when I take a piss in the bathrooms? What are some low key methods that are 100% effective?
Yes bleach throws off any test
Hey, SWIM ;) ;)(wink wink) , has a probation meeting to discuss my recent charges, and this month I’ve only had maybe 12 normal sized bowls of shitty cush, and last time i smoked was about 7 days ago, Ive tooken about 12,000 mg Of Vitamin B2, and 12,000mg of Niacin, Lots of Potassium and Protein, And SHITLOADS of Tea and Coffee and Water, Gallons, and I drank a bottle of Magnesium Citrate…. I have a box of Cystex.. Should I Take it to be sure and how much? I am a Male, 155 lbs, younger than 25, and im 6’1″ and My drug test is on tuesday, and last time i smoked was this last fathers day, will I pass, should I keep taking the Vitamin B2, and (IM POOOR, I cant afford shit like SUPER Q CAPS) so i used the Vitamin B2 like it, what can I do to be sure i’ll pass my test??? I BEGGGGG FOR ANSWERS!
hey can you help me, i am 6 foot and weigh 165lbs. i have been sober for about 10 days, and i have a drug test for probation tomorrow. i have been smoking about 8 to 9 times a day for about 8 months. i dont know what to do
If you can afford 45- 50 $ run to the GNC Store IMMEDIATELY and get Super Q Caps, buy 2 boxes to be sure to pass, take 4 of them and drink it with 12 oz of water, and pissss, and say 4 hours b4 your test take 2 more and drink 12 oz of water, and piss it out, and 2 hours b4 the test drink a gallon of water to dillute anything left over jusssttt in casse
If u can help me tonite it would be awesom im 6ft 270lb chronic smoker every day for years so i quit on may the 1st i have a piss test n tha morning i would think i’d be clean by now dont u think shit let me no pronto please thanks for the help