How to pass a drug test depends on two things: 1) the type of drug test that you’re going to be taking, and 2) the toxins in your system that you need to hide. But hands down, the most popular illegal drug all over the world is pot. And unfortunately, the toxins it leaves behind last longer than just about any other drug out there. Which means that most people who are looking for information about how to pass a drug test are marijuana users.
The information you’ll find on this website is specifically for pot smokers, and it all got started when I had to start taking drug tests at my place of employment. What I’ve learned about how to pass a drug test has been a real eye-opener, to put it mildly. Probably the biggest shock is how much money we smokers spend (millions!!) on products that don’t even have a chance in hell of actually working. Desperate people will take desperate measures, and the companies who sell detox products are counting on it.
There is no ONE detox method that will work for every kind of drug (regardless of any marketing hype you may have read), because different toxins are metabolized in our bodies in different ways. The method I recommend for passing a urine drug test for pot is dilution, but dilution probably won’t help you if you need to know how to pass a drug test for any other substance. For the detection times of drugs other than cannabis, see ‘Links to Useful Resources’ over in the sidebar area of this page.
August 2nd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
to whom it may concern
i would like to know what do i have to do to pass a saliva test/
December 16th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Guys just so you know its SALVIA, not Saliva, he’s asking how to pass a swab test. I passed one before by using mouth wash thouroughly, and rinsing my mouth with water, but who knows why I really passed. So if you have any advice let me know.
February 19th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
SALVIA is a drug.
SALIVA is another name for spit, and when someone refers to a SALIVA test they are asking how to pass a swab test.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:37 am
i need to know how to pass a SALIVA drug test in 3days im a heavy weed smoker plz help
August 12th, 2009 at 3:11 am
saliva is not illegal
August 13th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Saliva is illegal here, up to 10 years in prison
March 9th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
10 years in prison for something every single person has in their mouth at all times?
August 20th, 2009 at 11:50 am
salivia the cells in your mouth not salvia the shit you smoke, idots
August 21st, 2009 at 7:11 am
i need to know how to pass a saliva drug test
February 8th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
this is what I know about saliva tests…the amount of time is alot smaller,24 hours to 4 days but I smoke everyday almost without fail, i enjoy it more than most people I know and I just had to take a saliva test that I had no clue about, I had some cepacol (sp?) cough drops that numb your whole mouth and they supposedly coat ur throat, they were the only thing I had with me so I popped one, and swirled it around my mouth til it was gone and my mouth was numb, I had smoked less than 12 hours before, and I passed, I can’t promise it was the cough drops but I have had alot of bad luck with drug tests, meaning I’ve failed alot because I smoke alot but this worked for me and I plan to keep them near just in case of another random drug test.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:12 am
i smoked weed the day i went and got a saliva test and passed. use proxide and rense ur mouth out alot
August 26th, 2009 at 9:06 am
how much is alot?
August 26th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
ok, so i have a pre employment drug test tomorrow brtween the hours of 2pm and 5pm…. i have been told by friends that it will more than likely be a salvia test… how do i pass it? i smoked not even a week ago…. help!?!?
August 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
To, Kansas, sorry this might be too late to be any good to you, but according to everything I have read about Salvia/blood drug test for THC, these are more user friendly tests. They are simaliar to a breathlzer test for alcohol, meaning they are concerned more with current level of impairment, than your drug use history. From what I read, over the internet, the range of THC detection is from 12 hours to 24 hours and can be 3 days at most, I know that is a big window of time, but I am just telling you what I have read, which is better range than a urine test for a regular smoker and heavy smoker such as myself. Personally I told my daughter (she thought she would have to take a salvia test for a manager position, but never did) to aleast allow for two days of not smoking weed. Norml and High times talks about this on their website, under drug testing which could give you more info. I hope that helps, and good luck.
August 28th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I haven’t smoked for two weeks, or maybe a little more. I have a test sometime next week or the week after. I have no idea what test it could be, (hair, urine, saliva) and was wondering what kinda precautions I should take to test negative.
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:05 pm
i have a urine test on tha 10 of septmber for probation what can i do to pass it i smoked pot today and tomorrow
January 5th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
LMAO…i dont kno…im smoking a blizzy right now
September 14th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
i have a spit test this week and i havent smoked in 5 days should i be ok??????
October 7th, 2009 at 9:33 am
so does hydrogen peroxide really work? just want some confirmation.please?
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I took a piss test for probaton a month ago.But have been told to report Monday to talk about my last urinalysis that was given.I diluuted and drank a drink from GNC .Pot is my choice what do you think they found if anything at all??Desperate for answer or advice????
October 29th, 2009 at 8:46 am
i need 2 kno how 2 pass a piss test
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I found the best way is abstinence, a lot of walking in the sun, lots of tea, apple juice and water. My first test, I stopped smoking 6 weeks before the test. The second, 3 weeks before the test. I took a test on Monday after abstaining for one week. I get the results on Friday so I’ll let you know how it worked out. I am tall, of a slim build with a very fast metabolism so my method may take longer for the more rotund.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:16 am
I am an avid smoker. been so for ten plus years. I’ve also had several urine screens in that time period. I’m happy to say that I’ve never failed one.. Urinater was the last method I used but I found it to be to nerve wracking. something about waring a fake penis and strapping a plastic pouch of synthetic urine to my body had me really nervous when I was sitting in the clinic’s waiting room.. I have cleared my system naturally several times. Each time I did it with green tea, fibrous foods and lots of meats (red). personally, maybe because I have a low body fat percentage, I was able to clear my system naturally within a weeks time.. Eating meat can help stock up your creatine (spelling?) which allows you to dilute a little more without being caught. Still I prefer and usually give myself a few days of not smoking, i get some megaclean or a similar product and follow directions carefully. It’s never failed me. But make sure you pee enough that your urine isn’t neon colored when you get to the clinic. NO CAFFEINE BEFORE YOUR TEST!!
November 20th, 2009 at 1:40 am
I am always baffled by the number of people who smoke pot verses the number of people who force us to pass a freaking drug test. I mean let’s be honest, if we do well in an interview why would they think we are different when we pull a bud off of a plant and light in on fire. Pot is the ONLY “drug” that is in it’s natural form when it is consumed….no receipe required.
Wouldn’t you rather have a pothead for an employee than an alcoholic, or a speed head? That shit does not even stay in your system long enough to be caught. I really enjoy reading the posts, but a little disappionted that no one ever replys with results. I hope it is not because they are in JAIL.
November 24th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
interview 2morrow i need help how 2 pass piss test fast?? im not a smoker jus tried it
December 7th, 2009 at 10:08 am
In my past I had passed a piss test after ten days of being clean. BUT! I only smoked maybe once every two weeks prior. i drank alot of water and exercised. But it took longer than 24 hours to pass. If you have to take a urine test with a short notice best thing is to find someone that is clean that you can trust to pee for you.
January 11th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
I haven’t smoked for about 3 weeks, i have a drug test tomorrow. the biggest stoner i know-frank :) told me to take cystex for a few days before the test drink a shit load of water & cranberry juice. exercise and eat red meat i’m confident i will pass, you can too if you just do what i said. those pills are only about 7 dollars for 40, and make sure to take a multivitamin so everything else looks normal good luck & remember it’s puff puff pass
February 12th, 2010 at 7:24 am
alright guys.
my mums taking me to the police station to get a weed drug test. urine test it is. how the fuck am i suppost to pass it.
GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!!
February 19th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
The swab is on the way took mine to day let you know next week how to pass if I pass man its easy
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:17 am
i haven’t smoked for a few days,i got a a urine test tomorrow,i’m hopin drinking will help me pass i been drinnking like a champ,water,juice,shit i even became an alchoholic,i really need this job,it’s a huge promo
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:30 pm
i have a test tmrw and i smoked yesterday.. how can i pass it?
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:27 pm
exercise a shit load
March 6th, 2010 at 2:59 am
Everyday smoker for years
10 days for court piss test
I’ve read so much info on “how to pass” the test I’m getting confused, plz help me out
Instructions summary:
Stop smoking (check)
Green tea and loads of water (check)
Pills to take (which ones have you used and worked?) increase metabolism such as (Psyllium/Niacin B3/Garlic/Lemon/V-B complex/Amphetimines)
Pills to make your pee yellow (B2/6/12)
I heard people mention the following, plz comment
(Bentonite, Vinegar, Cystex, Testpure, Zydot Euro Blend)
Thx fellow smokers~!