Drug testing urine is pretty common nowadays, but that doesn’t mean you ever get used to it. Even though I’ve got the process down and am always pretty confident I’ll pass (and so far I always have), I’m still always a tiny bit nervous until I get those final results back from the lab. Which brings me to the topic of this post… which is that, regardless of how commonplace drug testing urine has gotten to be, you should treat EVERY drug test you take like it’s your very first time if you really want to pass.
Drug Testing Urine – Don’t Get Lazy!
The reason I bring this up is because I’ve known more than one person who didn’t pass a urine test just because they got kind of lazy, frankly. YES, it’s a pain in the butt to dilute before you go to your appointment. You have to drink a hell of a lot of water (which can be uncomfortable, to say the least), and you have to keep track of taking a bunch of supplements for covering up your dilution, yada, yada, yada. But you know what? If you really want to pass a piss test, you just gotta suck it up and do it.
Pretty much everyone is so freaked out and paranoid before we take our very first drug test, that we take every single thing about it dead serious. The problem is, once you successfully pass a drug test it’s easy to start thinking, “Hey, that wasn’t so bad after all. So what’s the big deal?” Well let me tell ya, that is dangerous thinking – because when labs are drug testing urine, they take each and every test REAL serious so you’d better too. If you start cutting corners when you dilute, thinking that you can get away with not doing this thing or that, then you’re playing with fire, man.
What Labs Are Looking For When Drug Testing Urine
Probably the most important advice I have for anyone who has a drug test coming up is to TEST YOURSELF AT HOME before walking into the lab. You can find home test strips for a few bucks each at most major pharmacies, and investing in two or three of them is pretty cheap insurance considering what’s at stake.
And if you’re really desperate to pass a drug test, you might want to also buy a specimen validity test. Those will set you back twenty to thirty bucks, but if you have the money just shut your eyes and do it. Because when a lab is drug testing urine, they aren’t just looking at whether or not you test negative for THC metabolites. They’re also looking for evidence to see if you diluted. If you’re doing a trial run at home first (which I HIGHLY recommend that you do), then a specimen validity test will let you know if you’re doing it right so that the lab won’t flag you for dilution.
Passing a Urine Drug Test Is Totally Do-Able
Bottom line, even though preparing for a drug test can be a hassle, it’s all worth it if you pay attention to each step and do it right. The hassle is nothing compared to losing your job, not being able to get a job, or especially failing a probation test. Big Brother’s drug testing urine isn’t going to go away anytime soon, but with some serious due diligence it doesn’t have to have a major impact on your life.
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I have a drug test friday. a lab test. I haven’t smoked in a week. please tell me exactly what i need to do to pass and not get detected for dilution. Thanks
word! dawg, i fuckin smoke like 10-15 joints, hit at least 3 or 4 rails of fire shake and eat 6-8 tabs on the daily. i’m wonderin if there is anything on the market i can use to pass a piss test without stopping my useage. if i stop for even one day i freak the fuck out. help please.
ive had to pass drug tests when was younger put bleach in visine bottle and put lil drop of in cup then went in it ive also drank hella water and both times worked
hey man i got a piss test in 8 days what do i do?
I would go to a help food store and ask them that you want to wash out your body system I’ve herd it done befofore also drink a
Ot of water u dont have to get carried away because the pill that they sell u is supposed to clean out your system
Hey i would like to know how can i clean myself if i have a drug test in 4 days, i was clean once be4 but i smoked two blunts yesterdae. what can i do step by step to clean myself. i cant afford the e-book.
help how do i pass a urine test after doing meth, weed and oxicotin in the same night
Hello, im a every day smoker, about 5’10 and 170lbs. i just got offered a job and i’m supposed to get a piss test in about 12 days, what are my chances of passing this test?
i have a drug test tomorow, an today is monday
an i railed a pill at my friends an drank
on friday,ive been drinking hella water
since but my piss is like whitesh is that good or bad?
If your piss is pure white meaning clear I pretty sure that it’s all washesd out of your body system
hello im from south carolina–anyone know what pharmacacy i can find the detox drinks???? thanks a million, lge
You probably won’t find detox drinks in pharmacies, you have to go someplace like a smoke shop.
where do buy those detox drinks??? thanks,lge
you can get a detox drink at GNC (general nutrion center) or a smoke shack
So, last monday and tuesday i smoked about 4 grams of jock horror bud. Wednesday i will get tested, they send the test straight to lab. Am i cool or should i try to detox more? I’ve been sweating balls for 3 days cuz of skating. Last time i smoked before that monday was about week or two ago.
I drank omni before my drug test but I smoked in the morning and did the test at 2 pm, i drank a lor of water, is that possible to pass?
5’2 200lb not getting tested yet just wanna get clean for good how?
ok so i smoked sixx blunts yesterday and at least one a day every day! I have a drug test tomorrow i have drunk about 1.5 gallons of water and alot of beer. i am 5’5 and weigh 130 will i pass my test tomorrow? someone please help me!!!!
No matter how much water u drink before th dt yes u might pass but that doesn’t me ur in the clear it will reapper in ur system no matter what you do my suggestion would be to suck it up because all those d tox bullshit is just for their pockets and the money that goes in them.thay will work if u know how much water or that bs drink u know .by knowing what your body is capity of but no no no. I know they will bust u for tampering with your piss but if you are on probation and see 1 a mnth and smoke 1 day after u see him and between that time u do running and drink cranberry juice everyday it should be cleared bout15 2 20 days or even 10 it works every month 4 me but every1s bod is diff so don’t be in denial. And REMEBER thc is in ur fat cells if you become creative like I did maybe it will work like my experiment hey maybe u can take diet pills or laxatives during your system is healing but buy a drug test at any walgreens etc. And test your self atleast 10 days after you smoke remember im just putting my opioin in and I’ve been on pro since 19 and im 26 and have a daughter so if ur simailir just stop and grow your weed or stck it up or make $ PLEASe don’t buy into 2 other peeps that just don’t know what’s going on with this . Plus these pos are assholes wow weed like wtf I hope these mother fuckers who judge us for simple crimes try to act like god AMERICA isn’t the best country
Hey I gotta piss test in Canada in 12 days. Im 25 and 115 pounds will i pass?Drank a load of cranberry juice and i cant get a detox kit?I smoke weed everyday like mad joints no bongs pipes..Like 4-5 grams a day.What ever shall i do?Gonna go cold turkey for the 12 too?Any suggestions PPL
yo im drinking cranberry juice and water non stop since last night will i pass my drug test tomorrow
i have a drug test on the 22 of this month, i didnt smoke the entire time, just 3 straight days after i saw my p.o. Ive been drinking water nd pickle juice, nd alcohol. my piss appears to b clean so, i suggest do wut im doing.
i have this friend who nees my pee cuz he smokes, but the thing is i smoke too, and i can’t just say no im not going to give you my pee cuz i could get into a lot of trouble, the thing is he needs it tomorrow morning, and i only drank about 1 gallon of water, what do i do?!
So does your friend not know that you smoke?? Sounds like a strange situation, lol. If you just drink a bunch of water and give him your pee he could get busted for dilution on his drug test, so I think you’re going to have to tell him the truth. Otherwise you really WILL get in trouble…
its 4/20 and i wanna smoke, i have a drug test tomorrow. is there anything i can do to smoke today then pass tomorrow? if not i havent smoked in like 4 days, do you think i’ll pass?
did u pass
that shit dont work u need to drink alot of water and beer the beer will help your color but the water will dilute it. all that detox shit does is help with the minerals that have to be in your piss. If its a bullshit test water will work but the good ones will need more help. If u pass smoke a victory bowl
I have been drinking about 1.5- 2 gallons of water each day for about 3 days and i have a drug test in about 4 days will i pass? Also does diuting and lots of cranberry juice work? Help? Also i am 14 and my dad said that gnc has a new chery flavored drink that can help? but i dont know for sure yet.
Smoke weed. Who cares
Hell yea bro
I guess I should add I am 210 and 5` 5. I have a cask on my leg which will be off in two weeks. Can someone help me? I have taken Detox 7 Whole body Cleanser and have been off since 3-19-2010. will I be ok?
I got fired from my job by a suprize drug test. I have since stopped becuase I can do bad all by myself. I have tacked Detox 7 twice since and have been off for two weeks plus I have drank alot of water and coffee. when can I start looking for a job.
I got fired from my job by a suprize drug test. I have since stopped becuase I can do bad all by myself. I have tacken Detox 7 twice since and have been off for two weeks ending 3-19-2010 plus I have drank alot of water and coffee. when can I start looking for a job.
I guess I should add I am 210 and 5` 5. I have a cask on my leg which will be off in two weeks. Can someone help me?
okay, so i’m taking a drug test. how long would a few rezen hits stay in my system?
i have a drug test in about 6 days from now and the last time i smoked was just yesterday, so i started drinking lots of water thinking it would help but the color isnt just right.wont that bust me out??..so wat do i do if this isnt working??..help!.
Buy a detox at a smoke shop ASAP!!!
B13 pills there vitamins
what do those do?
DRINK ALOT OF BEER pee alot and day before drain your blatter then piss a stream in the toilet and then in cup
your not going to pass your drug test i can tell u that for sure…
but i you wanna try and make nd effort buy those cranberry pills that flush your system, and drink a little vinigar.
Wrong!
yeah those pills dont work