Home Remedies for Passing Drug Tests – the Good, Bad, & Just Plain UGLY

Home remedies for passing drug tests sound good, but do they really work…? Well, it depends on the remedy you’re considering. Some are definitely effective to one degree or another, but some are only urban legends gone horribly, horribly wrong. Here’s some information to help you sift through all the myths about home remedies for passing drug tests.

Any discussion about how to pass a drug test should start with the basics, which is that THC metabolites are stored in your body’s fat cells. Over time your body just naturally cycles them out, and they get flushed out in your urine. Every time you smoke you’re putting more metabolites into your fat cells, but at the same time they’re always leaving your body when you pee. Remember this, because these basic facts help to explain how some of the most persistent myths about home remedies for passing drug tests got started in the first place.

Home Remedies for Passing Drug Tests That Actually Work (More or Less)

1. Water

No doubt you’ve heard about dilution for passing a urine drug test. It’s true that it will help you pass, but probably not the way you think it will. The information you’ll see being passed around about dilution is that you have to start drinking as much water as you can for days, or even weeks, before your drug test. WRONG. What you really have to do is drink as much water as you can during the few hours right before your test. By overloading your kidneys in a short time frame, you dilute your urine to the point where there aren’t enough THC metabolites in it to register on a test.

Dilution is the method by which commercial detox drinks work, but I included it here because it’s so easy to do the same thing at home. You just have to take some common supplements that make your urine appear to be undiluted. These are the same supplements that are in detox drinks, but they’re much cheaper (and usually more reliable) if you buy them yourself. Of all the home remedies for passing drug tests that are out there, dilution is by far the one that’s most likely to actually help you pass a drug test (assuming you’re getting a urine test, that is).

2. Diuretics

Diuretics by themselves are useless for passing a drug test. But when you combine them with dilution, then you’ve got a winning combo. In order to really get your urine clear of THC metabolites you’ve not only got to drink a lot of fluids, you’ve also got to pee a lot to flush them out of your system quickly. Diuretics aren’t necessarily a requirement for how to pass a drug test using dilution, but they can be a big help.

3. Cranberry Juice/Capsules

Cranberry is a mild diuretic, so it can be helpful for the same reason as any diuretic is. Somehow it’s reached a legendary status as the Big Daddy of home remedies for passing drug tests, but believe me – there’s nothing magical about cranberry juice. If the only thing you do to pass a urine test is take cranberry capsules or drink cranberry juice, it just ain’t gonna be enough. But – combined with dilution, cranberry can be very helpful.

4. Exercising

To get rid of fat you exercise, right? And since THC metabolites are stored in fat cells, losing weight (real weight, not just water weight from taking diuretics) helps you cut down on the amount of metabolites your body stores at any given time. The problem with this, though, is that it takes a long time to lose a significant amount of weight. If by some wild chance you have so much advance notice that you could work on losing weight in order to pass a drug test, why put yourself through all that stress? You could just quit smoking pot altogether for 4-8 weeks and you’d be clean anyway. But one really good argument for losing weight is that the less body fat you have, the less time it takes for THC metabolites to leave your system after you quit smoking.

Whatever you do, don’t go overboard with exercising in the week just prior to your test – losing weight at that time will work against you, since it means more metabolites are being flushed out of your system than you might want on your test day. However, if you already work out regularly then you don’t need to stop. Exercise won’t cause you to lose weight (and fat cells) if you’re already pretty fit to begin with.

Home Remedies for Passing Drug Tests That Definitely DON’T Work

1. Niacin

This myth seems to have started as a result of a book written in the ’70s by L. Ron Hubbard, called ‘Clear Body, Clear Mind’. In case you don’t recognize his name, L. Ron Hubbard was the founder of the controversial  Church of Scientology. In his book, Hubbard (who didn’t have any medical or nutritional training, by the way) laid out a detoxification program that he claimed would help people get rid of all the toxins in their bodies, including prescription and non-prescription drugs, and pesticides. Niacin was one of the things he recommended. Somewhere along the line, someone trying to pass a drug test probably just thought Niacin = Detox, and the legend began.

Of all the home remedies for passing drug tests you’ll hear about, taking massive doses of niacin is by far the most dangerous. Our bodies only need about 15mg per day. People trying to pass drug tests commonly take 50-100 times the recommended daily dose, which can cause permanent damage to your liver. Just google ‘niacin poisoning’ to read about people who have ended up in emergency rooms from a niacin overdose.

If you’re thinking about using niacin to pass a drug test, here is the bottom line: small doses help to detox your liver – but since THC metabolites are stored in your fat cells, not your liver, that means niacin is absolutely useless for passing a drug test for marijuana.

2. Vinegar

The only thing vinegar does is change the PH of your urine, if you add it to your urine after you pee. I’m not too sure how this one got started. At any rate, it’s one more home remedy that’s totally useless for passing a drug test, since current testing methods routinely check for this adulterant.

3. Bleach

Another adulterant that labs routinely test for. Maybe this one got started when someone had the bright idea of ‘cleaning’ their urine. I’m going to guess that many years ago (before drug testing labs got savvy) someone passed their test this way, and even though modern test methods can detect common adulterants like this today, for some reason it’s a myth that just won’t die. Whatever you do, don’t be stupid enough to actually drink it. Miniscule amounts are safe for purifying drinking water in an emergency, but it’s easy to go overboard.

4. Phenylpropanolamine

Phenylpropanolamine was the active ingredient in an over-the-counter appetite suppressant called Dexatrim. You can’t get phenylpropanolamine without a prescription any longer, since it apparently made your heart beat erratically and increased your risk of stroke. The dangers aside, it isn’t any good for passing a drug test anyway. Vets use it today to help prevent incontinence in aging dogs. In other words, it’s used to help dogs stop peeing. The exact opposite of what you want if you’re going to flush THC from your urine. Another one of those home remedies for passing drug tests that are not only useless, but dangerous.

5. Goldenseal

Goldenseal was never effective for helping anyone pass a urine test for weed, however it was somewhat effective for helping people pass tests for other classes of drugs, like opiates. Which is why labs routinely test for it now, so don’t even go there.

6. Certo (Also Known As Sure Jell)

I saved the best for last: the ever-popular Certo Method For Passing a Drug Test. Certo and Sure Jell are brand names for pectin, which is a gelling agent made from plants and it’s used to make things like jam (so you can spread jam on your toast with a knife, instead of pouring it on like syrup). Pectin is technically a dietary fiber, and it passes through your intestines more or less intact (in other words, your body doesn’t absorb it).

The legend goes like this: Certo coats your stomach, which is somehow supposed to prevent THC metabolites from getting into your urine. This theory falls apart when you realize that metabolites are cycled out of your body through your kidneys, when you pee. Last I checked, your stomach isn’t in any way connected to your kidneys, so as far as home remedies to pass a drug test go, I give this one the award for being the silliest.

I can see why people get fooled into thinking this works, though. If you read on a forum where someone is giving instructions on how to pass a urine test this way, they ALWAYS include drinking lots of water along with the Certo / Sure-Jell. So if you pass, it’s because you diluted, not because you used Certo. And if you’re lucky enough to be tested in a lab that doesn’t perform authenticity tests for dilution, I can see why someone would think that Certo helped them pass their drug test. Problem is, most labs do check for dilution, so more people fail using this method than are actually helped by it.

There are definitely home remedies for passing drug tests that will help you, but the reality is that most of what you’ll hear about is based on rumors and myths passed around by people who either got lucky, or are just repeating something they heard. It is absolutely possible to pass a drug test, but you should gather all the information you can and use your common sense before deciding on which method to use.

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348 Responses to Home Remedies for Passing Drug Tests – the Good, Bad, & Just Plain UGLY

  1. Anonymous says:

    Smoked yesterday got a test today. I’m nearly sure I can pass by just diluting my system.

  2. introuble12 says:

    I have a drug test on the 21st and the last time i smoked was on the 12th im 6 1 and weigh 195 wats the best way to pass.

  3. key says:

    I am 5″4 144 i justed stop smoking. i heard thc will be out of your system quicker than 30 days if you drink plenty of water. is that true.

  4. Tony says:

    Dee -

    I do think knowledge IS power! Based on the below, I should hold off as long as possible, and shoot for a test date late in the third week of this month. Please let me know what you think.

    Despite the potential limitations affecting the interpretation of the data produced by the studies in Table 1, the research does present some general cannabinoid elimination trends worth further examination. A closer evaluation of the study by Smith-Kielland, Skuterud, & Morland indicates that even with the factors identified as limiting its relevance, the average time to the first negative urine sample at a cannabinoid cutoff of 20 ng/mL was just 3.8 days for infrequent users and only 11.3 days for frequent users (1999). In the Swatek study, eight out of ten chronic subjects tested below the 50 ng/mL cutoff after an average of only 13 days (range 5-19 days) (1984). Johansson and Halldin identified only one study subject that tested positive for longer than 14 days with all thirteen subjects having an average last day with detectable levels (using a 20 ng/mL cutoff) of 9.8 days (1989). In other words, despite the potential factors restricting interpretation, those study subjects with exceptionally long cannabinoid detection times (30-plus days) were just that—exceptional. In several of the studies presented in Table 1, only a single subject was the source of the maximum cannabinoid detection time. Unfortunately, these rare occurrences have had a disproportional influence on the overall cannabinoid detection window discussion in a manner that has led to the general assumption that 30-plus day detection times are routine in drug court clients—regardless of use patterns (chronic vs. acute). Moreover, this prolonged elimination assumption and its widespread use as exculpatory evidence has most likely fostered client denial and hindered legitimate sanctioning efforts.

  5. Tony says:

    Dee -

    Guess I am a bit nervous. I think the thing to do here is string it out as long as possible. And test myself again the middle of next week. Try to shoot for a piss test date of around the 20th. What do you think?

  6. Tony says:

    More. My wife doesn’t smoke at all. I am seriously considering substitution. Should I keep with the plan you outline? What to do?

  7. Tony says:

    Dee -

    Purchased your ebook. Have been a chronic smoker for about a year, with access to good bud. Anyway, I haven’t smoked since the first of October. Took a practice run Wednesday, but I failed even after following your suggestions, minus the banana. Even going 4 1/2 hours there was no line. I was shocked.

    Now, fortunately, I have some control over my test date, as I haven’t finished filling out my application yet. They recruited me. I can slow walk filling out the application until, say, delivering it next Wednesday, the 12th. Then they will take a couple of days to process, and then send me the offer letter, probably on the 17th. I know that time is my friend here. Realistically, what should I do? Just bomb filling out the application say, until the 14th or so? Then I have another weekend, and probably 48 hours or so after offer letter delivery to take my test. I am bummed, but not nervous yet. There was no line at all.

    Any advice? Should I keep on the creatine, or hold off for a couple of days? I have no idea what type of internal review HR conducts over there. Hopefully they are lazy, and it takes a couple of days or a week. I am not eating a lot because I am depressed about it, and don’t have too many extra pounds to begin with. should I just remain calm, or really stress? Fascist drug warriors.

    When should I do my next practice test?

  8. Joe says:

    anyone know the best ways to get meth out of your system. Get back at me thanks!!

  9. Bryson says:

    I smoked nearly every day for about 4 months and I’ve been clean for only 8 days. I’m 5″7 and 125 lbs, very skinny and high metabolism. I’ve been drinking a lot of water and taking B6 vitamins to increase my metabolism. I’m getting tested tomorrow, most likely at night. Think I will pass? Is there anything I can do in the next day to increase my chances of passing? Please help, thanks.

  10. yo yo says:

    Hey has any meale used female urine for a test.

  11. jake says:

    i been drug free for 45 days and i still failed a drug test for thc. im 5ft 7in and 190 pounds. im on probatoin and will be sent to jail if i fail so i need help bad my test will be 10am on oct.3

    • john says:

      good luck my freind, i too have a drug test today. im nurvouse becouse i took opiates on thursday and friday (oxycodone 30mg, 4.5 tablets between both days) ive been flushing heavily with water since saterday. i dont know if ill pass

  12. yo yo says:

    We all want weed to be leagel but even if it they legalize they will still test for it. Wow pot is leagel but still can’t smoke. We should be trying to change testing laws for pot because it stay in your sytem for so long.

  13. ,\Kristina L Kennedy says:

    Very educational….

  14. N.G. says:

    Here’s a great idea: Before you apply for that all-important job, just quit smoking altogether. Yeah, getting high is fun, but money is more fun. Think about how much cash you can save with a good job and no expensive habits. One thing you all should do is pray that marijuana is NOT legalized. In CA, most companies have changed their hiring policies to require drug tests because so many people are getting high. I love grass, but if I owned a factory I wouldn’t want a stoner anywhere near it.

  15. Williamsgrl22 says:

    And I was referring to pot…in case you weren’t sure what I’ve been smoking

  16. Williamsgrl22 says:

    Ive got a drug test for a job I really really need in a week….I’ve smoked every day, a few times a day, for as long as I can remember. It’s going to be a urine test at a local lab…nothing fancy. What’s my best plan of action? I have a normal metabolism and not so great kidneys…need help!!

  17. mr.m says:

    I ve been smoking since i was 13 , i am in my 40s and i stopped 3days ago because I am on probation now, and I think i might get tested, a buddy told me to take AZO – 2 times a day and drink alot of water , and alot more water the moring of the test and take a detox with alot of water, and piss 3 or 4 times before the test , and I should pass, he says he has done this for 1 year on probation and passed , anyone else tried this method ?? does the AZO help flush toxins out of your bladder too ??

  18. Anonymous says:

    heres what you really do: take any bottle with a nozzle on it n put a bit of apple juice in it then fill it up with warm water. piss all your own pee out n right before you go in to piss, fill ur bladder up with the “solution” it feels kinda weird, maybe hurts a bit, but its guraranteed to work… i get tested 3 times a week atleast n i ben strung out to the max n i aint in jail so getcha some….only works on dudes…

  19. Worried says:

    I took 2 vicodin 10s sat morning at 9 am. i was clean before this. havent seen any since. im 220 lbs 28 years old. im not fat so im thinking my metabolism is fairly good. i could have a drug test tom, on monday. im sure i could post pone it til tuesday if i wanted to. ive been drinking water today (sunday). everywhere i read says it only takes 2 days to leave. anyone have any comments? i should prolly just wait until tuesday

  20. Quatts says:

    I Desperately need your advice, Please help !!

    One more question can you recommend anything. I have up to 4 days I’ve never smoked before a day in my life but I have to admit I’m around it daily no the wifey don’t blow it at me lol she puff while I’m in the room networking a couple times out
    of the day:(

  21. Quatts says:

    Can you fail a drug test by being around weed daily not to mention I don’t smoked weed but my wife do. I have to take a drug (HAIR TEST)within the next 4 days if so is the test strong enough to stop me from getting a job. Will they be able to identify I’m not a weed user.

    Thank you for your help

    • Dee says:

      Quatts,

      Just being around someone who smokes isn’t enough to make weed show up in your system. That’s a big fat myth that was probably made up by someone who was trying to come up with an excuse as to why they failed a drug test, ha-ha. You don’t have anything to worry about.

  22. going crazy says:

    i have a drug test in a couple of days..and i smoked meth 2days ago..how long does it stay in your system?? and what can i do to pass the urine test??? please help!!

  23. stimpy says:

    can the detect herbal detox tea when they do a UA??

  24. THATGIRLTHATWASTOOSCARED! says:

    Yeah I was that girl that was too scared today of failing my weed piss test!!!! BUT, CHECK THIS OUT YA’LL! I got of these “How to pass sites” on my computer last night trying to find a way to pass….and really didn’t find anything that was w/in my reach….FREE…in my house. So….today (my test was at 2pm), I got up @ around 10am and drunk my coffee as usual (lots of cream and sugar as usual!), then after my big cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee, I started drinking water (YUK!)! I drunk about 1 gallon of water and found in my med cabinet s0me cranberry pills (took 4 of them). Then about 1:15pm, I drunk another cup of coffee (this time black—-jailhouse style!) and took 3 more cranberry pills, and another glass of water………I PASSED!!!!!! Oh…I didn’t eat nothing today either. So….this was my 1st urine test ever and I now know what to do if I ever decide to smoke (probably will because my nerves be too bad!) I know what to do with my usual products @ home! This aint fake either!!!!!!!!

    • Anonymous says:

      Do you smk everyday tho ??? Jw cause I got a drug test soon and smk everyday and about to start takin my usual cranberry pills and water while smkin

  25. MO BABY LOVE says:

    SO IS THERE REALLY A CHEAP CHEAP HOME REMEDY THAT WE CAN USE THAT IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.????? BESIDES DILLUTION.?

  26. unknown says:

    You need to be aware that they are ON TO THE DILUTION METHOD though. I just took a drug test July 2011 and was told by the lab if my urine was too light they would make me either wait there for a few hours and test again, or make me come back in a few days with Max 12 ounces of fluids consumed in the morning. In fore-sight though I had been drinking about a gallon of water the morning of the test, I drank an orange gatorade in the last hour that produced some color. The lab tech gave me some grief about it but said she would send it in. Therefore, dilution method with water may no longer work, you may want to experiment with dark colored drinks that produce a lot of color in the urine.

    • Dee says:

      Labs have been on to the dilution method for many years, that’s nothing new. That’s why it’s not enough to just drink a lot of water and take something to make your pee yellow. The way they detect diluted urine is by checking your specific gravity and creatinine levels, that’s why you need to also take creatine and drink something like Gatorade, in order to make your urine appear non-diluted.

    • terrified says:

      Colored drinks don’t work for over dilution. They are on to the detox drinks and have been for years. They test your urine for specific gravity and the ph and a colored drink will not make normal. Even that pill those drinks give you to color your urine don’t raise the ph or specific gravity they just color the urine. It really depends on the lab and company you go to work for and how much the company wants to spend to drug test you. Your urine was diluted in color but you hadn’t over diluted you system.

  27. Tanrawr says:

    I have a UA tomorrow and am going to drink 2 gallons of water! Hopefuly this works! wish me luck or its off to treatment for me! =/

  28. brooo says:

    this was so awesome, i talked to my sister but she said diluting your piss wouldn’t work, but in the 12 hours i had, i drank enough water to quench a baby elephantes thirst. &, I PASSED ! so thanks so much to whomever made this site, it really helped. <3

  29. TO REMAIN UNNAMED says:

    i need to know how to pas a drug test for a opiate user.

    • S.T. Oner says:

      Dilution mainly. Opiates are only in your system for a week max though even if you’re a heavy heavy user. Usually your system will be clean 3 days after use though. There isn’t much to worry about if you only use opiates unless you get multiple tests a week

  30. noname says:

    I am 185lbs. heavy set. I smoke less than a joint 1 time a nigt to help with insomnia and chronic pain. I have to pass a urine test in 48 hours. I already drink tons of water as my regular. The weed potency I would say is average commercial grade. Does anyone have any sure fire ways that I can do during the next 48 hrs. to produce a negative test?

  31. Weasel says:

    I smoked weed multiple times a day for about 2 months straight and I quit yesterday. I am more than likely going to be tested in about a month and a half by the college I’m going to play basketball for. Is that a long enough break to pass?

  32. MC BABY says:

    Sure Jell diffidently does not work, I was told that sure jell was a sure fire way to pass a urine drug test, but I just failed a drug screening trying to rely on this method, I was wondering if efferdent worked and what is the best way to use efferdent? Also, does it show up diluted or anything on the 12 panel test. If this doesn’t work what is the best way to pass a drug test when the test is a 12 panel test or if it is sent to the lab?

  33. PLEASE LISTEN says:

    Listen, i smoked close to 11 days ago (not a reguler smoker) ive been drinking lots of water and some cranberry juice i have a urine test on aug 2, im 5’6 and weigh 118 pounds, i do have belly fat but naturally slim am i good to go, any suggestians on how can i improve to make sure i pass the test

  34. someone says:

    I have to take a swab test tomorrow.will I pass with lots of mouth wash & ice,etc?

    • Anonymous says:

      Go get a test strip at smokers Alley (THC) and test yourself first. They are reliable. If you test positive on the test strip , you better drink the (Rescue me) that day.
      Lisa

  35. Sarah says:

    so your telling me that the best method is too drink lots of water 2-3 hours before your test? Even for someone who smokes every day …or atleast for the last 2 month s everyday? Does weight size in a person matter also in passing a ua ? Thank you for you information on this site but i need something that is for sure going too work .

  36. Tracy says:

    Drink water purifier. Pretferably coleman camping water cleanser, can be bought at walmart

  37. Anonymous says:

    I just had probation today and got swabbed, if I dont pass it I gotta go back to court which means more money, I just smoked two days ago like a joint between 4 people, I smoked 2 the night before between 3 people, Ive been takin niacin ever since the last time Ive drank almost a gallon of water, then this morning before probation I made sure to brush my teeth thoroughly, rinsed my mouth out with peroxide like 3-4 times, then rinsed my mouth out with mouthwash for about a minute, I’m 5’11″ 165 lbs pretty slim and toned, I’m also prescribed to adderal which I take daily, so do you think its gonna come back clean?

    • Big H says:

      believe me the niacin really did nothing to help you pass the test but the water did!In fact in large amounts niacin can actually be harmful to your liver anytime you drink large amounts of liquids you are diluting whatever is in your system I am on methadone and drink alot of beer and that helps me pass the ‘UA” but it also lowers my creatinine levels so sometimes I get hasseled a little bit about that GOOD LUCK TO YOU

      • Anonymous says:

        If u eat 3 large cans of pork n beans & drink 2 20 oz.gatorades with a pack of certo in each one followed by a half gallon of water,piss twice & give the third piss to your P.O. you will pass with flying colors

  38. Na says:

    I need to pass a saliva/mouth swab drug test tomorrow for CPS. I smoked some ice/speed/shard/methamphetamines this afternoon. Are there any remedies I can use to pass this mouth swab? Last time I had a mouth swab, I didn’t put any saliva on it so it didn’t register. I can’t do that this time or it’ll look suspicious. How do I make the test register with my saliva …? I NEED to KnOw

  39. big boy says:

    i need to pass a weed test in the moring what can i do to pass

  40. im in trouble says:

    so say i smoked weed the past 3 months every other day right? strong pot…i weigh 150 lbs…fast metabolism…work out here and there….but im skinny. last time i smoked was 4 days ago…its the 10th and i have a drug test on the 20th…..how do i pass it naturally????? is there a way??? cuz i dont have the money for detox kits not even cheap ones….ive been drinkin a lot of water but what i read is thats it doesnt really help…..help me please….i’m really nervous. i have my career on the line………………………..shouldnt of done it in the first place and i regret it but i’m scared

  41. JesseDag says:

    The myth of passing any drug test by cheating the system for THC are coming to an end. The marijuana Laws are bankrupting our nation as we all now know and drinking water and abstinance is the best remedy. Any type of antioxidants do work with lots of water. Green tea extract is great as is other drinks that offer these same formula as green tea. Goldenseals work to a point, but never drink Certo or any other preservative…that’s what a preservative does…it preserves whatever you consume or smoke or by injection…stay away from the preservatives…they preserve….like I said the best way to pass a drug test is abstinance…stop using for a month…drink plenty of liquids daily plus natural herbs and green teas…guarantee to never fail a test…

  42. alldayeveryday$ says:

    wat i do wen ever i get drug tested i drink lots of HOT tea with alittle of viniger not alot because it will ruin your throat drink that a few weeks before the drug test constantly like once a day and the urine test will be passed

  43. Anonymous says:

    I’ve only smoked 3 times in the past month and the last time was a week ago and I’m going to get my learners permit for driving in a week and idk if they drug test or not but I wanna be sure ill be clean. I’m kind of chubby but if I drink a lot of water and work out everyday will I be okay? I ride my bike everyday for a few hours btw

    • JesseDag says:

      No amount of exercise will help you pass a drug test in a short time period. You may be slightly over weight and fatty tissues preserve the drugs one ingest. Drink lots of green tea and natural herbal type teas with antioxidants…stay away from using as much as possible…i’ve smoked all my adult life and always pass a drug test…within days of testing…multi-vitamin packets with natural herbs work best with plenty of water or juices…good luck…

  44. Kayla marley says:

    Okay everybody. The real thing that works is if you drink green tea and cranberry juice together. And another solution is to smoke weed but don’t get caught. I don’t understand why all these teen agers go and smoke and get caught in the process. To really make this short, my advice to all of my fellow stoners is, dont let some of your dumb ass friends get caught. And don’t hang out with people who will rat you out. Thank You. And keep the 4 20 going guys.

  45. smar-t-pants says:

    okay,okay,okay–I get it already…drink water! Is there ANY product on the market that DOES work? I only smoke socially, but that’s more often than not, so I’m sure I would be positive. Aside from floating myself into the drug test, what else can I do to increase my chances of passing?

  46. lisa says:

    wat about lasix water pills to drain water ?

  47. Karissa says:

    so the goldenseal myth, well actually after drinking alot of cranberry juice, herbal tea, and water with 2 golden seal capsules. a day for 4 days, my boyfriend passed his drug test, for marijuana.

  48. kenneth settlers says:

    My name is kennet i might have a swab test in 2 days and i was wondering whats the easiest way to beat the test.

    • Shamrock says:

      I used hydrogen peroxide.Amazingly I stopped smoking for 4 days, meanwhile gargled with peroxide frequently. I passed!

  49. Sarah Doe says:

    I haven’t been smoking regularly for about 3 months now, but did smoke almost 2 weeks ago, and had one tiny poof a little over a week ago… I am expecting a drug test within the next week or so, and I was wondering what my chances are… I drink a LOT of water normally anyway, (probably about 2 gallons a day) and I’m not a twig, but I am not fat either… curvyish skinnyish, if you will. I plan on getting some cranberry juice tomorrow as well.. I reeeally want this job!

    • smar-t-pants says:

      same here! Alot is riding on a clean test-though I would never smoke before being on the job…if you find anything good, I’d love it if you share what you find! Good Luck to you!

    • Anonymous says:

      Go buy urine luck sythentic urine. They don’t watch you pee. You pass everytime with that stuff. Its in a black a gold box. Good luck

    • JesseDag says:

      You’ll be ok with what you have shared…keep drinking plenty of water and abstain from using until you get hired….then celebrate after getting hired and eat some 420 brownies….hmmmmmmmm…

  50. Mercedes says:

    I do not smoke at all havent in years but my husband smokes in our home several times a day will I fail a urine/saliva test? What can i do to pass?

    • Anonymous says:

      No you will not

    • Anonymous says:

      Yeah you screwed.

      • JK! says:

        My wife never does….

        • todd says:

          IVE SMOKED FOR 35YRS, WEED AN I HAD TOO QUIT BECAUSE IM IN THIS HOUSING PROGRAM, I GET FREE RENT, I PAY NO UTILITIES AN ITS FREE FOR AS LONG AS I WANT, THE ONLY THING IS I HAVE TOO STAY CLEAN OF DRUGS. NOW DO I TRADE MY FREE PLACE TO LIVE FOR WEED OR DO I JUST QUIT ALL TOGETHER AN SEE WHAT LIFE IS WITHOUT BEING HIGH. I CHOSE TOO QUIT DRUGS, IVE BEEN CLEAN FOR A YEAR NOW, YEA I WOULD LOVE TO SMOKE A JOINT BUT I DON’T WANT TOO BE HOMELESS AN HIGH. PS JUST QUIT AN DON’T WORRY ABOUT DRUG TEST………OH, I LOVE CRANBERRY JUICE MMMMMM

          • Anonymous says:

            you ruin america todd

          • MC BABY says:

            Todd, We live in America, it’s suppose to be land of the free, but well, it’s kinda not, and people like u make it even worse, pot never hurt anyone, nobody has ever overdosed on pot, it’s an herb that grows from the earth and the Bible says to take in all the earths plants, herbs, and nutrients, but we can’t legally do that. At least not in most states and in the states that have legalized the use of pot, it’s only for medical purposes, pot helps me to eat, a problem that I struggle with personally, plus I just think that it is a great remedy for many other problems that regular people deal with everyday without having to take pills, so don’t be hating and help all the stoners of the United States in the battle to legalize pot so everybody can say don’t worry be happy… To my fellow stoners, Peace and Love

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