Urine Drug Tests – Your Best Options for Passing


Urine drug tests are a fact of life today, whether you are applying for a new job or joining an athletic organization. Most people will have to take a drug test at one point or another in their life. Although you may be the most qualified and skilled individual for a specific position, the company or organization can still refuse to accept you based on activities within your personal life. While most people would agree that drug testing is an invasion of privacy, the practice is not going to disappear anytime soon. So you may as well learn how to effectively prepare yourself in case you’re required to pass a urine drug test.

Urine Drug Tests – Why You Should Be Particularly Concerned About Them

While there are other forms of testing, the type that you will almost always face is a urine drug test. The process is very straightforward. Once your organization informs you that you need to submit to a drug test, you will have to visit a drug testing laboratory within their specific window of time. After submitting a sample of your urine to the laboratory, it will be checked for the presence of opiates, marijuana, methamphetamines, cocaine and amphetamines. Most every drug besides marijuana leaves your system within a few days to a week, so urine drug tests are of particular concern to pot smokers. Evidence of marijuana use can linger in your body for up to a month.

Once the laboratory has finished its analysis, your organization will receive a report showing whether you tested positive or negative for each substance. In some cases the lab will give you the results of your urine test before sharing them with your employer. If you fail your test for any reason, even if you have never used drugs in your life, be warned that you face an uphill battle proving your innocence.

Detection Periods For Urine Drug Tests

When faced with a drug test, many people first try to figure out how long marijuana stays in your system, and how long they need to stay clean. Although a quick Google search will return tens of thousands of websites with detection time tables, every single one is simply an estimate. Factors such as usage frequency and the composition of your body all play a role in the length of the detection period. This means your detection period could be significantly different from someone else in a similar situation. No two people will be exactly alike when it comes to figuring out whether or not you’re clean enough to pass a urine drug test.

The only 100% guaranteed way to pass a urine drug test is with some form of substitution. You can either substitute with the urine of someone you know (as long as you know they’re clean), or you can use real powdered urine. Of course, substitution is difficult if your drug test is supervised, but for some people it’s worth the risk. After substitution, the next most reliable way to pass a drug test is dilution. Dilution involves drinking a large volume of water on the day of your test, and then taking supplements that will hide the fact that you’re diluting from the lab. If done properly dilution has a success rate of around 99%, so it is still considered very reliable.

The Last Resort for Passing a Urine Drug Test

There are also many commercial detox drinks on the market that are touted to help someone pass a drug test. Their effectiveness rate is much lower than either substitution or the home dilution method, although some people swear by them. The bottom line is that if you need to pass a urine drug test, examine all your options and then make the choice that seems right for your situation.

34 Responses to Urine Drug Tests – Your Best Options for Passing
  1. r simms
    January 18, 2009 | 12:49 pm

    i have aperscription for ibuprofen 800 mg willthis help or harm my chances of passing a urine test for marijuana

  2. Rach
    September 18, 2009 | 9:36 am

    Hey Dee,

    It has now been 5 and a half days since I smoked weed for the first time ever mixed with hookah. A took only a few puffs of it. I drank a lot of water befor my drug test on Wed and now they just called me to let me know that I have to take a new test as my last one was way too diluted. Do you think I’ll pass this time? It’s been five and a half days and I only did it then for the first time. Pleeaase help, I’m soo freaked out!

    • Dee
      September 18, 2009 | 12:40 pm

      Rach,

      I’m not surprised you didn’t pass your drug test, if all you did was drink a bunch of water without taking any steps to mask your dilution.

      But actually, you don’t have any reason to be freaked out. If that was your very first time smoking pot EVER then you’re probably already clean. Go buy a home drug test and test yourself if you want to make sure. Then next time, don’t dilute and you’ll pass your test with no problem.

    • a pot head
      May 31, 2010 | 1:48 pm

      You’ll be fine… Exercise always helps and for dilution take vitamins B6 and B12 to get the coloration back

  3. Oooops
    September 18, 2009 | 4:02 pm

    Hi Dee,

    My situation is a similar to Rach’s, I smoked pot for the first time EVER on Wednesday (two days ago) and have a drug test on Monday. My friend and I shared a bowl and a quarter of marijuana. what steps can I take this weekend to make sure that I will be completely clean? I am very short and skinny, not very much body fat…and I was also pretty drunk on the night I smoked pot – bad decision, I know. Just to make sure I pass the test, I want to get the urinalysis strip from a drug store – it’s too late to order more pro ones online, do you know if they work in terms of detecting marijuana?

    Thank you so much and have a great weekend!

    • Dee
      September 18, 2009 | 9:20 pm

      Home drug tests are very reliable. Test yourself on Sunday, and I’m 99% sure that you’ll be clean by then, if that’s the first time you smoked.

  4. Drew
    September 22, 2009 | 9:21 pm

    I’ve smoked virtually everyday for the past year or two and now i’m about to start probation. i don’t want to quit smoking so based off a couple of sources i’ve found on the web, here’s my plan sound:
    Within a week before drug testing, begin exercising taking as much cranberry supplements, Vitamin B2, Zinc Sulfate, Zinc Glutamate, and creatine as possible. Stop exercising 2 days before the test, and cut back on fats and solid foods. Then the morning before the test, drink as much water as humanly possible in order to dilute.

    So based off your expertise in the area, is it possible this would work?

    The only problem I can see with this plan though is wouldn’t drinking so much water that morning also dilute all the vitamins and minerals im putting in my body to keep my urine legit?

    • ifu
      November 23, 2009 | 7:07 am

      so what happened?

  5. dubs
    October 3, 2009 | 8:02 pm

    i smoked last friday and saturday night. i hit a bowl just 2 times each day and was so stoned. i hadnt smoked for a month prior to that. i have 1% body fat and my metabolism is outa this world high. i have an instant result urine test on monday. it will b a total of 8 days since i smoked. am i clean?

  6. Rae
    October 16, 2009 | 5:04 pm

    This whole thing really pisses me off. I have a full time job, a great husband, OWN a home, never late on my mortgage EVER, we own 2 cars one a BMW, I am at work on time EVERDAY, I have called out sick 2 times in the last year and a half, probably 5 days in the last 3 years and yes I am a pot smoker! I smoke 1 bowl pack every night before bed to help me unwind and sleep.I had a job interview yesterday where I found out that there will be a pre employment drug test. So I didn’t smoke last night and figured I would have a good week or so before I even heard form them, wrong. I have a 2nd inerview on monday and I’m paranoid they may make me take the test that day. I believe they have in-house testers. Anyway, i’m venting because I am a hard worker and very smart and not a bad person and I know no matter how much water I drink I’m going to fail this test. I know it’s my own fauit, I should have stopped smoking when I knew about the interview but I didn’t think an admin postion would require a drug test. So yes, I have no one to blame but myself. This whole “war on drugs” fucking sucks!!!

  7. Jacque
    November 3, 2009 | 3:31 pm

    Rae, you rant on about what a good person you are. You must have the opinion that pot smokers are bums. Who cares what you have for a car. They don’t give a darn if you own a BMW. Can you tell?

  8. smoky
    November 17, 2009 | 10:00 pm

    popping 100 percent viatamin c pills,and 2 gallons of water a day until piss test should do the trick ?

  9. DEZPERET
    December 1, 2009 | 6:32 am

    CAN ANYONE HELP ?!?
    I am a regular smoker of cannabis ‘resin’. 3-4 joints a night. My work has just introduced drug testing (mouth swabs & urine, i think), My date of destiny is the 7/12/09. Today is the 1/12/09 and i am STOPPING smoking as of NOW. Can someone give me any advice or tips so i am not sacked just before xmas ?????

  10. jessica
    December 22, 2009 | 9:22 am

    i am on probation and i didnt smoke for 29 days. during these days i was taking 2 niacin a day and 3 a day at the last week i also did the surgel method. im scared i didnt pass or they’ll test and see i covered it up and ask me to do another. should i have passed it? can they test for surgel or niacin???

  11. tatts
    January 23, 2010 | 11:39 pm

    hey i need a good reply cause i have i drug test in three days, n i last got high on january 15….so does any one have any good stuff to do or try??????

  12. Anonymous
    February 6, 2010 | 2:30 pm

    how long will it take on average for a person to get clean if they havent smoked in a month and they smoke i gram in one night.

  13. none
    February 28, 2010 | 10:10 am

    i have been cleen for one week and just took a test and fald i have a test in one day

  14. Anonymous
    March 15, 2010 | 8:38 pm

    i need to pass a urine test tomorrow. I have all kind of drugs in my system. I have to use someone elses piss, my question is : how can i keep their piss at the right temperature?

    • Anonymous
      May 18, 2010 | 8:00 pm

      get a 2oz hand sanitizer bottle and fill it with their piss. tuck it under arm in ur arm pit..make sure you use the arm that you dont write with just incase you have to fill out paper wrk…this will work …your body acts like a heater…good luck

  15. Kat
    April 5, 2010 | 7:06 pm

    My husband is an average (evryday) weed smoker how can he pass a drug test??
    Plzz any advice??

  16. anonomyse
    June 10, 2010 | 8:41 am

    i’m freaking out. im in fear that i have to pass a urine test, (it is the kind that shows imediate results) for dhs. if i fail my son will not be able to come home. i have smoked very little over the pass month. i have been running and drinking lots of watter today.. i just saw that it is invain to drink watter today.. plz help.. i have to pass.

    • anonomyse
      June 10, 2010 | 8:50 am

      i have drank a gallen of watter an hour. i feel like i’m going to die. am i killing my self with this.. i want to take an over the counter test today and see if i’m ok.. but i’m just not going to the bath room alot.. about 6 times.. plz don’t judge me. i know it sounds bad. but i have to pass or my life ends.

      • Dee
        June 10, 2010 | 9:00 am

        A gallon of water an hour is WAY TOO MUCH. It should be more like a gallon of water spread out over three hours. If you’re not peeing enough at the same time it could kill you, no shit.

        Go out and buy any over the counter diuretic, and take it BEFORE you start drinking water. It will help you pee enough so that your kidneys get flushed really good.

        > i have to pass or my life ends.

        I don’t want to come off as sounding judgmental, but that’s pretty selfish. You’d rather die than lose custody of your son? You’d rather die than fight to get him back? I seriously doubt that’s what your son would choose. Your priority should be him, not how YOU would feel if the worst happens.

        • anonomyse
          June 10, 2010 | 9:22 am

          they told me that there was no chance he would come home due to his mental issues. then all of the sudden the judge says he can. as soon as i knew there was a chance i imediatly stoped. yes it is bad. i know believe me.. i have cried and cried. freaked out everything. now i just want to die. seriousely. i was clean for almost a year. then when i was told there was not chance i was so depredded could not eat. nothing. a friend came over and well i gave in. why .. if there is no chance. but circumstances change and i had no idea at all. i knew it would be coming in about 3 wks. at the least. but i will see the worker tomarrow at a meeting. so i’m freaking out. i stoped the watter as soon as i read. getting diaretic in about an hour.

          • Dee
            June 10, 2010 | 10:15 am

            If you have smoked very little over the past month your thc levels will be low. You probably don’t need to drink nearly as much water as you think you do in order to test negative. My advice is to get a grip, go buy a home thc test kit and just test yourself. You’re assuming the worst, but it will probably end up being easier to pass than you think it will.

  17. anonomyse
    June 10, 2010 | 9:23 am

    is there any way we can talk via email. i’m worried someone from there might see this.

  18. Anonymous
    June 30, 2010 | 4:17 pm

    gotta test monyana bros and o’s live in bay area cali, gonna sub piss but can my pre employment test be monitored?????????

  19. Anonymous
    July 14, 2010 | 8:40 am

    Hi..my husband and I both have to take a urine test tom morn. we were both addicted to percocets quite awhile back and decided that we needed help. SO we went to a suboxone clinic. For the last 2 weeks I have been taking vyvance(which is almost exactly like adderol) daily to help function, and not drop dead of being exhausted. I didnt even realize that a month had gone by and it was already time for our drug test. So would I be able to use his urine? and if i can will they be able to tell that it is the same urine being we go one right after the other? and if not instead of holding it under my arm pit could i put it in my crotch area(im sorry) just really nervous!! Thank you guys!

    • Anonymous
      July 22, 2010 | 4:14 am

      They can test whether or not is is male or female due to testosterone levels in the urine

  20. aldonza
    July 22, 2010 | 9:09 pm

    July 14th I only took a hit. I have been flushing with tea, orange/pineapple juice. water for the last 2 days. My test tmrw. I have no way of testing myself ahead to see if i pass. I really need to make sure I will pass I have a high paying job and I cant afford to lose it.

  21. LaLaLa
    August 3, 2010 | 12:25 pm

    okay, so i did about 2-3 grams of cocaine sunday morning… & then again around like 6pm… and i gotta take a piss test wednesday morning (TOMORROW!!) (EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!) i am freakin…. wat can i do?… i mean i’ve been drinking beer bc i heard it helps u piss clear… & water of course…. but wat else can i do?…
    :X

  22. oops
    August 5, 2010 | 3:25 pm

    If I smoked 1 joint 22 days ago will I pass a drug test in about a week! I dont drink much water and I am about 100 pounds overweight!

  23. deb123
    August 25, 2010 | 5:29 pm

    Help!
    I have been unemployed for 2 1/2 years with very little interviews and no job offers.
    I don’t smoke pot, but…of course on Sunday I shared a blunt with a friend’s friend, not knowing I had a second job interview (I was already offered the job last week) Little did I know they sent me for a drug test…Crap – I never smoke and the one time I do I am tested – it’s been 3 days since smoking, and I only had 2 hits of a blunt – will I test positive? I’ve been unemployed for 2.5 years and need this job. I think I F-ed it up.
    Help!

  24. B-NICE
    September 4, 2010 | 2:24 pm

    I smoke alot pot every day and its hard to stop. but to keep from failing my drug test I must do the right thing and just stop for a few weeks bottom line, peace I’m out

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