How to pass a drug test for marijuana is much simpler than you might realize. Probably the biggest problem you’re faced with is just figuring out what you can believe, because most of the information you’ll find on the Internet about how to pass a drug test, for marijuana anyway, is either outdated or downright wrong.
Myths About How to Pass a Drug Test for Marijuana
There are lots of popular home remedies passed around by very well meaning, but also very misinformed, pot heads. Including cranberry juice, Certo (also known as Sure-Jell), and niacin. You can find some facts about home remedies here.
One of the most prevalent myths about passing a drug test is that you should drink tons of water for days or weeks before your test. The roots of this particular myth are actually grounded in reality (as most myths are), but the real facts about it have become distorted over time.
Possibly the biggest misconception about passing a urine test for marijuana is that you can get rid of THC metabolites by ‘detoxing’ your body – in other words, completely cleansing your body and getting back to square one. This misconception is constantly perpetuated by companies who want you to buy their detox products.
But in fact, because THC metabolites store themselves in your fat cells, the only genuine detoxification you could do would be to somehow lose a lot of weight (and fat) in a big hurry. Needless to say, not a very realistic plan. But if you’re in the position of needing to know how to pass a drug test for marijuana, don’t be discouraged by these facts!
How to Pass a Drug Test for Marijuana – What Does Work?
Hands down, plain old dilution is the MOST effective method for how to pass a drug test for marijuana. But the big problem with it is that most smokers don’t understand exactly how to do it, and more importantly they don’t know how to hide it from the drug testing labs.
Dilution does NOT mean drinking lots of water daily for a long period of time, and it also doesn’t mean adding water to your urine sample during your drug test. For passing a urine test, dilution means drinking enough water in a very short time span to overload your kidneys with fluids. When this happens, your kidneys are temporarily unable to filter the toxins in your body (including THC metabolites).
To put it another way, your urine becomes so diluted by all the fluids you drank that the metabolite levels are too low to even measure, and voila – you test negative. But this also means that your urine won’t contain any of the elements that it’s supposed to have (including color!), which is the big red flag to testing labs that you’ve deliberately diluted and are trying to beat your drug test. Any serious discussion about how to pass a drug test for marijuana, by using dilution, isn’t complete without information about how to get around this problem.
How to Pass a Drug Test for Marijuana and Get On With Your Life
In order to pass a urine drug test for marijuana, you need to be aware that testing negative is only half the battle – you also need to pass the ‘tampering test.’ There can be NO evidence that you deliberately tried to dilute your urine, or you could fail your drug test on the spot. But fortunately for you (and unfortunately for testing labs), there are some amazingly simple ways to hide dilution. I’ve done it myself many times now, and I’ve passed every single time.
How to pass a drug test for marijuana is serious business, but that doesn’t mean it’s a reason to panic. Go here to find out more about how to pass a drug test using dilution.
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if my parents are using a cheap at home drug test, i will not need to cover my tracks but how much water will i need to drink within a day of the test?
So, if i have a 9:00 am probation appt tomorrow….should i start drinking water right now, just to be safe….im not a daily smoker, in fact, not a weekly smoker, but if i fail this drug test, im going to jail…ugghhh! so, my question is, is it better to go ahead and start drinking water now? i dont really wanna wake up at 7 am to drink a couple gallons of water….i’ll def drink some, but i just wanted to get a head start…..does this make sense??
I am a heavy smoker and have a test in 4 days. HELP
some of you people need to learn some grammar and spelling. just because you’re a stoner doesn’t mean you have to be illiterate.
ok so a few days (about 6) i took 2 hitss of sum brown ass stress and prior to that i haent smoked weed in 2 to 2 in a half months … and my drug test is tomorrow.. im really skinny and have a fast metabolism do you think it will show ?? responding would be nice :)
ok so ive been clean over 40 days now and im male 5’9” 140lbs….i was expecting not to get drug tested today and drank last night so was extremely dehydrated. my piss was yellow so im scared that i will fail.. ive heard of the county im in can tell if its a trace amount and if you keep smoking. any advice if i failed or not??
marijuana isnt even a drug
everything is a drug
I smoked yester i am 5 11 140 pounds last time i smoked was in may. How long will it stay in my system
The absolute BEST way to pass a drug test, and this method has been scientifically proven, is NOT TO DO DRUGS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Ok, so I’ve read all the stuff on here and it seams like dilution is the best but here’s my issue…I drink water all the time, I don’t drink anything else…I smoke about 4-5 bowls a day and my test for a job is tomorrow, the last time I smoked was 2 days ago how do I get around being flagged for dilution when all I drink is eater?
Please help…Thanks
shit dude i hope everything went good.. i have to take one in two days.. didnt smoke today but yesterday ha… ive had tooo much luck and its gonna run out…
so i have to take a drug test for thc tomorrow and ive smoked today. what is the cheapest and most fool proof way to pass without looking like i was trying to delute the test??????????
whats up ive been a heavy smoker for a while but i have to quit for school i have a urine test coming up soon and i need to know whats the most effective way of cleaning my body
I was clean for about 2 months and 17 days ago I took a few hits of weed. Should I pass my drug test today?
i accidentley smoked a joint roach this morning and i thought it was a spice roach my friends came over and left the weed roach layin around and i thought it was the spice roach…. DRUG TEST tomorrow what should i do?
Potable aqua: four tablets in a gallon of wayer shack and wait anhalf hour. Drink at least half and tke a multi vite.
Accidentaly? Look, have you ever considered your an idiot? Spice? Are you aware how bad that is for you? I hope you enjoy holes in your brain! Is it really that important to you to get high?
that spice shit put me in the hospital
after drinking lots of water, drink a color soda before the test it will color your pee
what do you have to use to hide the dilution , the day of the test ?
The day your taking the ua drink h2o till your pee is clear then take a centrum or some multi vitamin ( will put color back in ) a few hours before your test and violla u r good to go. I’ve past quite a few this way. Just be sure that youve watered down your pee by drinking water all the way up to the test.
I last smoked this morning. I have a drug test on Sept 26th. Can I get clean by then? What ways or things can I do to get clean by then?
i’m 6’1”, 34 years old, 170-175 lbs, smoke daily, & have been since freshman year college (1997). i play soccer 3x’s a week and have been for over 10 years and run on occasion; pretty good shape overall. probably a little fat, but really not too much. i just got a new job. i haven’t smoked in 7 days as of today (woohoo!). my new gig starts october 3rd, but i have to get results to the new employer two weeks prior. i have no intention on smoking for the time-being, but naturally a bit fearful of failing this test. how many days would you think it would take for me to pass this test w/out doing anything different? a doctor buddy of mine said 30 days…but everything else i read says 10-14. what do you think? if you answer, then awesome!! if not, then so goes life. =) cheers and good luck to all when this dreaded day comes your way!! lol …ps…thanks!!
run, bike, 2weeks,…. then a weekend bender on the meth, only way is sweat it out,
i have to take a piss test im a big guy im 5/6 265 i havr to take a test on mondey wht should i do wht to take
im on house arrest with parole right now and ive failed every test ive had for the past year since i ben out and he came march 12th last time and its april 15th today and i just smoked this morning and got 2 more joints to smoke but if i fail this drug test i will go back to prison for 6 months i dont know when hes coming but he called me on the 11th and told me he was gona come see me this month sometime but i dont know when i been drinking ridicoulous amounts of water and my mom just bought me a box of sure jell if he happens to come tommorow morning will i be able to pass my test with out him knowing i diluted it or what ever i dont know how everyone knows they got a drug test coming up mine are always random please reply back before its to late please i dotn wana go back to prison i just did 2 1/2 years off a 5 year bit please help me its really important
Water pills u can get them in walmart in the camping section!
I am not wanting to insult you or anything like that, as I was an avid smoker for a very long time. I got into a little bit of trouble about a year ago and once I got out I decided enough was enough. I have a great job now, I get to travel all the time, I’m not worried about going back to jail, and I’m living a much more carefree lifestyle. I do miss it sometimes, but you have to have priorities. So instead of figuring out how to pass your piss test, *that your planning on smoking more before then* maybe you should just consider stopping. At least until you get yourself out from under the microscope. Just some advice take it or leave it. Also drink a bunch of water and do the vitamin thing a few hours before your test. They are not lying it works for sure, only problem is yours are random so this would have to be an every day routine for you.
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I smoked friday the 21st and have a pee test on the 26 .. will i pass?? ive been drinking lots of water…
Okay… I’ve been asking how to pass a simple one step piss test for the last 5 days. Ive smoked about a gram a day for the past year and a half and I’m 5’11, 180 pounds (kinda fat). You people need to stop telling me what not to do and give me a real answer. HOW DO I PASS THIS STUPID TEST?!! I am well aware of what not to do, just tell me what I need to do to pass.
Why dont you whine and stamp your feet a little more you bitch.
do lots of coke
Here what to do the day befor are the day of drink 1 to 2 gal of warter and u shouls be good.
Hello I have to take a urine test tomorrow, it has been 9 days since I last smoked and when I did it was only one bowl and I was sharing it with my friend. Do you think I will be able to pass you think? I have been drinking tons of water and taking cranberry pills like crazy. It was my first time smoking in 1 and a half months. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
did you pass?
You can drink enough water a few hours before your piss test to dillute the amounts in your system to pass, but your piss will need to have proper creatine levels and color. cranberry juice and b2 and b12 vitamins will color it. Take creatine monohydrate for your creatine levels. Or you can spend 55 dollars for a drink to dillute your piss down. The 55 dollar drink is for an average size person. Working out will only burn more fat putting more nanaboids in your piss making you more likely to fail
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everybody just has to flood their system with dieuretics and water enough to piss almost clear and then use b vitamins to bring the color back to a yellow/orange tinge. then you can mask it even more by taking aspirin or ibuprofen. good luck.
p.s. workout and sweat your ass off for a few days before to flood it out as much as possible first.
i have a drug test in 6 days ismoke like 3 blunts a day with firends im 140 and slim ive streted going to the gym what can i do to pass my drug test?
Welp, my turn to freak out!
I used to smoke recreationally (1 maybe 2 times a month), but 2 years ago I was diagnosed with an incurable disease (it’s great, they have no idea what causes it and treatment is really hit or miss, and I’ve had all misses) that causes me EXCRUCIATING pain.
The docs and I have tried everything from narcotic painkillers (hydrocodone, percocet) to muscle relaxers (valium – helps, but only with the spasm portion of the pain) and analgesics. Nothing touches the horrible radiating pain though that rises up through my core and out through my fingertips and toes. I swear I’ve almost offed myself (if only I had the strength to in the midst of the pain) to try and relieve it. Then my boyfriend had a lightbulb pop up over his head – medicinal marijuana! I took 2 hits and the pain receded. I slept for 19 hours because I’ve been up for a day and a half reeling in pain (I literally bit my knee so hard I drew blood by complete accident – guess that’s where the term bite the bullet comes from! I needed something with less give!!!)
That being said, incurable disease is incurable. It’s not going away anytime soon, and once in a blue moon it goes into recession. It hasn’t recently, and flare ups can be brought on by stress. Well, I just got fired from my job for literally begging for a raise (I didn’t make jack and had no medical benefits and they were pissed I was missing work… well no ****ing duh). I do have two treating physicians out of state (I’ve moved here) and about to meet a free one later today to try and help. Regardless, I know what works and I’ve run the gamut.
I was smoking super high grade stuff about once a day for the past couple months since I’m not in remission. I’ve now gone 4 days without smoking. I’m 5’9 and 130 and obviously not terribly active because I’m in ****ing pain so much. I think my metabolism is a bit higher than average considering I had a desk job for so long, I eat pretty healthy (never fatty foods at least), had a recent blood panel done and lipids (fat) came back excellent (ie low).
Lucky for me the gods have smiled on me and the flare up is starting to go into remission again, but I’m scared to death about a drug test. The jobs I qualify for and want most require background checks (which is fine, my background’s squeaky clean) and considering it’s in medical, that probably includes a drug test. I’m obviously not worried about the valium, I have a prescription for that, but med. marijuana isn’t legal in TX (and probably never will be). At least I’m in liberal-land.
Is there anything I can do? I certainly have the time to start hitting up the park and hiking around, but I can’t do serious mega workouts or else I’ll bring on a flare up. Does anyone have any suggestions or any experience with luck like that? I need a job pronto and some are opening up that I’d love to have but I don’t know if I can somehow clean out/detox in time or if maybe a Dr’s note would do the trick.
Any input would be great. Thanks!
I forgot to mention that on the 5th, I only smoked 1 bowl and 2 bowls between 3 people on the 7th. And also, if we don’t have Purple Haze, we have Orange Kush, if it helps.
Hey guys
I have been smoking since February, 1-3 times a week, 4 someimes. Last times I smoked were June 5th and 7th. Every time I smoke, we average 2-4 bowls between 2-4 people. Normally it’s Purple Haze. Since the 8th, I have been overloading myself with water (1-2 water bottles every 2 hours, about 6 over the span of the day) and tomorrow is the big day. I have been urinating A LOT and drinking tons of water. It’s not a corporate drug test, but the take-home ones. Will I pass?
I’m 5’9 and I weigh about 135 lbs, I’m 16, nearing 17 years old.
It’s also worth noting that I haven’t smoked for 8 days, and I only smoke sporadically. 6′, 175 lbs.
Hey Dee,
I have a urine test tomorrow morning, and I’ve already been drinking water, taking various metabolism-speeding vitamins, and tons and tons of B-complex vitamins. You can read by the light of my pee, I kid you not. What I want to know is, how can I ingest monohydrate and sodium with only stuff around the house? I’m living with my parents for the summer and they don’t know I smoke, so I can’t go out and buy anything.
i ahven’t smoked since feb 26 and im still pissing dirty.. been flushing and all that what do i do now
So I just started school and I found out that they randomly drug test every 6weeks but dont tell the students when that is. They have a computer that randomly picks 5 students to take a drug test. Any ideas how to pass a drug test at the last minute so I’m not kicked out of school. I don’t smoke while in class or anything but I smoke alot at home.
so i have a oral drug test how do i go about passing it????
I’ve been smoking weed everyday for bout 7 mths i have a drug test in a week how can i pass it?
I did the same thing and passed. Go buy 3 cans of orange juice concentrate from a grocery store (it’s in the frozen food aisle) and buy like 4 gallons of cranberry juice. As soon as you can drink the orange juice concentrate without diluting it and exercise as much as you can for the first 4 days and then stop but continue to drink 4 glasses of cranberry juice a day. Go to the sauna a couple times also and you should be fine. Also buy detox 7 ( a 7 day detox program) and do that too. You can buy it at walmart or kroger. Good luck
want to know the same but my weeks chenges not to 7 weeks ive been smokin evereyday like easily 10 – 14 grams a day 4 a year maybe , i have a drug tests in like a week an a half how 2 pass it?????
I believe that this is a truly dangerous thing to do to your body. To overload your bodies filtration system to the point of collapse, even if temporarily, is a horrible idea.
Whats worse is homeless starvation which weakens the immune system u idiot, fack this country, the system is broken
how do i pass the dilution part?????????? i kno the rest now help me with not letting them kno it is diluted…..
how do you get pass the dilution part?T
yeah dude. even if it is high quality bud if you are active it shouldnt take any long than two weeks to clear out. the whole 30+ days myth. thats for fat people that just sit around and dont do nothing. thats why its in there system for so long.
Idiot!!!!! U are dead wrong, i was a professional athlete, quit for 3 weeks and failed despite having lowwww bodyfat
Forgot to add to the comment that I am 6 foot tall and weigh in at 160lbs.
Hi ladies and gentlemen. I have been smoking medical grade marijuana kush for about two years averaging atleast 7 bowls a day. Only cali’s finest top notch kush strains that i have been inhaling. Always been actively working out and have stopped smoking for about 32 days. I recently bought a home drug test kit *first check brand* and came negative with the results. What are my chances as having the same negative results in taking the drug test tomorrow?
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