Occasionally someone will email me who wants to buy my e-book but they don’t have a credit card or a debit card, so they can’t make an online purchase. Sending me a check or money order isn’t realistic, because if you need to pass a drug test you usually don’t have much time. But if you need to buy stuff without a credit card, there are a couple of alternatives.
Prepaid Visa or MasterCard Gift Cards
You may have seen these hundreds of times and just walked right past them. Lots of stores (grocery stores, drug stores, Wal-Mart, etc.) sell all kinds of pre-paid gift cards, including MasterCard and Visa gift cards. I think the lowest card amount you can buy is $25, plus you get charged another $5 for the card itself (I guess they figure that’s what it costs for a credit card sized piece of plastic).
You can use the card literally anywhere that takes credit cards, which is pretty much everywhere. You don’t have to spend it all in one place; the unused amount just stays on the card for a future use.
And once you buy the card you can add more money to it later if you want (called ‘re-loading’), but since I’ve never used one of these I’m not exactly sure how it’s done. But I’m guessing it’s a lot like the procedure for adding money to a GreenDot card (see below).
To locate a store near you that sells pre-paid Visa or MasterCard gift cards, go to this website and enter your zip code:
https://www.allaccessgift.com/gift/index.m
GreenDot Cards
I’ve used GreenDot cards before, so I know a little more about these. You can buy them in all kinds of stores: Wal-Mart, Rite-Aid, CVS, Walgreens, RadioShack, a ton of grocery stores, and probably lots more places I’ve never even heard of.
GreenDot cards work basically the same as pre-paid MasterCard and Visa gift cards. They’ve got a MasterCard logo on them, so you can use them any place that takes M/C.
It costs $9.95 to buy the card itself, not including the amount you want to put on the card for spending. But if you can’t get a regular credit card for whatever reason, then it’s probably not a bad investment anyway. You can add money to it whenever you want, and for all intents and purposes it’s a real credit card as far as anyone else knows.
Here’s what you do:
- Go to the GreenDot website, put in your zip code and find a store near you that sells the cards: http://www.greendotonline.com
- When you walk in the store, look for the kiosk where they sell all their gift cards, etc. There are two different GreenDot packets you’ll see hanging there. One says ‘Prepaid MasterCard’ and one says ‘MoneyPak.’ You want the one that says ‘Prepaid MasterCard.’
- You’ll pay $9.95 for a temporary card (you get the real one in the mail later), and on top of that you have to spend a minimum of $25 to ‘load’ the card. (Be sure to ask the cashier if the card is ‘activated’, in case they forget to do this!). Then, when you get to a computer, go to the GreenDot website. Create an account, and then activate the card. (When you open up the the little card package you’ll see the activation number inside, in small print).
- Once you finish the activation process, on the screen you’ll see a card number, expiration date, and CSV number. WRITE THESE NUMBERS DOWN RIGHT AWAY. If you don’t have EACH of these sets of numbers, then you’ll have to wait for your credit card to arrive in the mail before you can order anything over the Internet. You’ll receive an actual card in the mail about ten days later, but as long as you’ve got those numbers you can use it right away for online purchases.
Re-Loading Your GreenDot Card:
If you spend all the money in your GreenDot account and you want to add more money to it, this is called ‘re-loading’ your card.
To re-load your GreenDot card, go to a store that sells their products and buy what’s called a ‘MoneyPak’. MoneyPaks cost $4.95, PLUS however much money you want to put on the card (I think re-loading also requires a $25 minimum). Then, go to the GreenDot website, login to the account that you created when you originally signed up, follow the directions and enter the 16-digit number that you’ll find on your MoneyPak.
To find out where to buy GreenDot cards and MoneyPaks near you, use the store locator on their website: http://www.greendotonline.com




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So just like many people on this website, I’m a smoker and have a lot to lose if I have a failed drug test. The thing is, this isn’t for employment or anything so I don’t have a specific date this would take place. Recently some people I know were caught in this whole ordeal because of some texts and it’s about it make it’s way around to my parents (I’m still in high school). Also like many of these people, I’m short on cash. Can someone who has bought this book reply to this and tell me whether it’s good or if it’d be a waste of time? Muchas gracias a ti.
HEllo,
I will have a drug test in less than 3 weeks and haven’t got funds for the e book, please help!
Russ
Hi, I have 20 days and I will be going to school for truck driving, and as soon as I step in the building I have to test, I have been smoking medical marijuana probably 3-4 times a day. I really need this job to support my family and this is the best paying job I can get. DOT officers will be doing supervised testing and if I don’t pass I will never be able to get a government issued CDL. I havnt smoked in three days nor do I plan on smoking untill all this is over I started taking niacin and B12 pills today, I’m freaking out and I need help! I don’t have the funds to buy this ebook at the moment, could you please help?
Hi my name is stephanie and i have not smoked for around two weeks and before i would only smoke occasionally but i have a urine analysis tomarrow and i am nervous i might not pass can you email me with some advice asap thanx.
I’ve been smoking for about a year
Smoke about a dime a day
Take drug tests every month
Did what you said
And I pass niggaaa!
Hey look is there anyway u can help me, I’ve been unemployed for a lil while now an I think I’ve finally found a job, problem is I need to pass a drug test an I like the Mary Jane lol. But I don’t have any money for ur book an I need a pretty cheap an pretty secure way to pass other wise I’m probably goin to poor, if u could please help me pass I would be more than willing to buy one of your books once I get the money so please please please!!!! Get back to me
Thanks
hey whats up
well ive been smoking weed for about 12 years daily had many drug tests and the best thing i can say is dilution and i usuallu pass failed 1 time out of 20 but that was after a night of heavy parrting . i usually quit for only 2 days and take 1 500mg nician 2 times the first day and drink water 3 hours before the test umake sure you piss at least 2x.s before the test if possible or at least once when you wake up
ive jus read all yer stuff that i can.i jus got computer set back up and need this book.my wife has a credit card an gonna give her the money to do this,probably tomarrow sometime.could u jus email me an make me feel more assure that this is 4 real?ty<got kids and that i raise(not to wife)and cant afford to go to jail which is what im looking at if i fail on thursday.stupid i no 4 doing but i did!
I want to just have to past the test that’s all I don’t have a credit card or anything n I need to pass it how can I make it work
I used meth and now i have a urine analyisis in 36hrs what can i do so i pass. I have to or i in to jail! Plz help me
trying to order on line but cant seem to get past city or state
Hi my name is Alex and im going to need to take a drug test in the next 2 to 3 week and i need something thats fast and effective. everything looks pretty legit on your website but i still had a few questions if u could please email me.
well to start off you caught my eye with the comments and the fact that you sound like a fellow pothead i’m way to stoned to play with a plastic card but i’ll be buying your book first thing in the morning and looking forward to seeing it hit me up it would be awsome if you answered some things for me i really need this job keep up the good work you like the pothead version of obama
hi im dan im in the transportion filed.and i use to smoke pot but i had quit for a long pried of time. and every now and then i smoke.but now im unemployed and i did smoke for 3days. and ben on the clean out for 3days now and posible be taken adrug test in the next couple days what should i do?
I love to smoke pot but I rarely do it cause I’m faced.with random testing & if I get hurt on my job I get strait in the bosses truck & he takes me straight to the hospital were I am sure 2 be tested. I don’t have time to drink any drinks or take any pills to clean me out so I’m screwed if I fail it. Will this book help me? I have a good job and I don’t want 2 lose it. So please tell me what I can do.
I have tried to purchase your ebook and keep getting an error code. Please get in touch and let me know what I might be able to do.
i too am being randomly tested! its so lame! i wont know when it will take place( hints the word random)i’d say i am a great fan of pot. i have been smoking pretty much everyday for the past year-perhaps more.. who knows, but i love my job and id hate to find a new one but i love pot too. so far i,ve made it today with out smoking and i dont want this to be a perm. issue. i read your page and am interested but i cant help but feel weiry about purchasing your book. could you possibly e mail me back to get a tad bit more info… ps i totally appreciate what your doing and i hope it will work.
to who this may concern… My name is joe.. i got into some trouble march 7th 2009 it is now december 1st 2009. i have not smoked weed since convicted on november 24th. its been 8 days.. i want too generally clean out.. i have researched the net over and over like a librayian.. i have so many fines , and simply dont have the money for this or any of these fancy drinks… iv heard taking lots of vitamin b and vitamins, along with cranberry pills and lots of water will help you pass, but how many days should you do this ? does it work? and how many days should you stop smoking before getting tested? heres the thing, i get random u a.. only am on supervised probation… not a huge deal, but i still cant violate.. I could really use some advise and help.. i simply am in a tite situation and under a rock.. i live by the good book.. Just asking for advise , with an honest heart.. please hear me out.. with the deepest gratitude : joseph lawrence . thank you i live by the term paying it foward.. there is a movie on it .. thank you so much. i will be getting lots of u as. especially with my job
hey i havent smoked in over 6 months and i live with my parents i really just waant to burnn and i have no other way of doing w.o. being tested soo i have 2 questions 1. is this a scam and 2. can you email the book because i cannot have a boook like that be delivered to my housee thanks nick
GOT A JOB INTERVIEW WITH THE DMV TOMORROW AND NEED TO PASS A DRUG TEST FOR SURE!!! PLZ HELP!!! I WAS TOLD TO DRINK A GLASS OF WATER WITH 2 TBLSP OF VINIGAR AND 1 TBLSP OF BAKING SODA BUT IDK IF IT’LL WORK!!! PLZ I NEED A QUICK FIX FAST!!!! I DON’T SMOKE OFTEN AND THE LAST TIME I SMOKED WAS 2WKS AGO AND B4 THEN IT HAD BEEN ALMOST 2 MONTHS…
hi..
im really scared because i have a drug test today at 3:00 p.m.
i really want this job and unfortunetly its my dads job he put in a word for me and he has a real good reputation now i dont know what
to do,i cant call and reschedule and i bought some cleanse pills that
i dont even know if there gonna work im like really desperate can you help me
send me info in the mail i dont have a credit card but i do have a check book lets do it thru the mail thanks Bill
Hey I’m going to get your book but could you send me a email with a easier way to get to paying it at my email address I have 20 days and I need something fast.
JUST KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK THE TEST ARE VERY ANNOYINGWE ARE ALL ABOUT TAKING TEST BUT AS LONG AS WE PASS THATS ALL THAT MATTERS
Hey man, I don’t have a credit card but will be purchasing a pre-paid gift card soon, so i can receive your e-book. After reading yours’ and others’ testimonials, i am convinced this is the way to go. I have used Quick Fix and thought about purchasing a Whizzinator. Although these products do work, the truth is they are much too expensive and you run a very high risk of getting caught. I am very much looking forward to receiving the e-book, and I think I speak for the entire pothead community when I say thank you, and keep up the good work! -Mike