How to pass a drug test is both super hard and super easy. It’s hard if you can’t manage to shut out all the marketing hype that tries to scare you into buying expensive, unreliable ‘detox’ products. But if you can stay calm and focused, and use your common sense, then how to pass a drug test becomes an easy, logical, step-by-step process.
How to Pass a Drug Test – The UA
Most people who need to know how to pass a drug test are taking urine tests (also called a urinalysis, or UA). I have to take a whiz quiz every six months myself. If you have to take urine drug tests yourself, here’s the bottom line: the only reliable method for how to pass a urine test is by diluting, and then taking steps to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing labs. THERE. I just saved you hours of searching and a big heap of money for something that probably would have made you fail anyway.
How to Pass a Drug Test – A Quick Guide to Dilution
And how do you hide the fact that you’re diluting from the drug testing lab? Simple. Take a whole bunch of B-complex so your urine will look yellow, and also drink a ton of Gatorade so that your urine passes the ‘gravity’ portion of the drug test. The reason for that is because when you drink a ton of water your pee doesn’t have the same weight it normally would, and drinking Gatorade is one way to correct that. It just needs to fall within certain parameters to be considered normal, and although not all labs test for urine density, you have no way of knowing ahead of time if the one you’re going to does or not.
There ya have it. The secret of how to pass a drug test. Believe me, passing a drug test isn’t rocket science, and people do it every single day using some variation of this exact same method.
How to Pass a Drug Test for Saliva
Beating saliva drug tests is easy too. Maybe even easier. For one thing, they have a really short detection period, unlike urine drug tests. If you know you have to pass a saliva drug test a week ahead of time, you can just stop smoking for a week and you’ll be clean by the time you take your test. But if you don’t have a week, you can probably still pass by cleaning out your mouth super, super good (including under your tongue), flossing, and swishing for a long time with a non-alcohol mouthwash.
The Bottom Line About How to Pass a Drug Test
Save your money and don’t buy expensive ‘secret formula’ detox products, because they’re big on marketing hype but short on actual delivery of info on how to pass a drug test. They may offer you a 500% refund if you fail, but don’t let that sucker you into believing their products are reliable methods for passing a drug test – they’re not. Because of the fact that THC is stored in your fat cells, a ‘cleanser’ that works on your kidneys or liver or whatever is completely useless. To those companies, it’s just a numbers game. They know that enough people will pass their drug test to keep them in business, and they don’t give a rat’s ass about the people who end up failing. Just go hang out on a pot forum and read all the sad stories of people who wasted tons of money and failed their test anyway.
How to pass a drug test really isn’t any big secret. It’s just a matter of sticking with what actually works, instead of getting panicked and gambling your future on detox products made by companies that won’t even tell you how they work.
I just wanted to say that I have done this every time I have a drug test coming up and I am a heavy user (passed a test in three days for a federal job). But, my big question is, why can’t I get my urine to be a “normal” (even though if we were all healthy all our urine would be mostly clear) yellow color. Am I just not taking enough of the vitamin B?
I take a vitamin B complex…. it has B1, B2 (niacin) B3, B6 and B12… approx 7000% of the Vitamin B youre suppose to have in your daily diet.. it turns it bright yellow if youre not drinking alot of liquids.. if you drink a lot of liquids it turns it regular looking..
basically you need a lot of water some vitamin B and creatine which will turn to creatinine once it’s gone through your system.. creatine u can get at walmart for $10-18 bodybuilders use it to absorb protein into their muscles.
thanks for help.
im in drug court and i have to do a saliva test at least once a week do you think i would would ok to smoke everday along as i wash my month really well
can you buy this book at a book store like borders
so, i smoked last saturday and am joining the military. ive smoke three times in this whole month (four weeks), and when i did, it wasn’t much. i have no clue what kind of analysis they do on your piss test, but i know they are looking for THC. it will have been 9 days since ive smoked and i have to pass. i refuse to give into marketing ploys, so this is my only option. should i be safe?
fail the test on purpose. dont join. it will be the smartest thing you ever did.
yo i took 2 hits offa blunt an im on house arrest cani pass the test in 6-7 days? help cuz im parenoid as fuc wit abig jug of water next to me
If you color dye your hair will that have ant affect on a hair drug screening?
Does vinegar work? I`ve heard vinegar in water does something, yes or no.
Highly unlikely… just changes the acid content of your urine..
Drink lots of water and hope to dilute it is your best bet… some Vitamin B and Creatine will keep the alarms from going off… but lots of liquid.. and if you can.. abstain from smoking for about two weeks..
worked for me