How to pass a drug test is both easy and difficult at the same time. It becomes difficult only if you can’t manage to shut out all the marketing hype that tries to scare you into buying expensive, extremely unreliable detox products. But if you can stay calm and focused, and use your common sense, then passing a drug test can be an easy, logical, step-by-step process.
How to Pass a Drug Test – The UA
Most people who need to know how to pass a drug test are taking urine tests (also called a urinalysis, or UA). I have to take a whiz quiz every six months myself. If you have to take urine drug tests yourself, here’s the bottom line: the only reliable method for how to pass a urine test is by diluting, and then taking steps to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing labs. THERE. I just saved you hours of searching and a big heap of money for something that probably would have made you fail anyway.
How to Pass a Drug Test – A Quick Guide to Dilution
And how do you hide the fact that you’re diluting from the drug testing lab? Simple. Take a whole bunch of B-complex so your urine will look yellow, and also drink a ton of Gatorade so that your urine passes the ‘gravity’ portion of the drug test. The reason for that is because when you drink a ton of water your pee doesn’t have the same weight it normally would, and drinking Gatorade is one way to correct that. It just needs to fall within certain parameters to be considered normal, and although not all labs test for urine density, you have no way of knowing ahead of time if the one you’re going to does or not.
There ya have it. The secret of how to pass a drug test. Believe me, passing a drug test isn’t rocket science, and people do it every single day using some variation of this exact same method.
How to Pass a Drug Test for Saliva
Beating saliva drug tests is easy too. Maybe even easier. For one thing, they have a really short detection period, unlike urine drug tests. If you know you have to pass a saliva drug test a week ahead of time, you can just stop smoking for a week and you’ll be clean by the time you take your test. But if you don’t have a week, you can probably still pass by cleaning out your mouth super, super good (including under your tongue), flossing, and swishing for a long time with a non-alcohol mouthwash.
The Bottom Line About How to Pass a Drug Test
Save your money and don’t buy expensive ‘secret formula’ detox products, because they’re big on marketing hype but short on actual delivery of info on how to pass a drug test. They may offer you a 500% refund if you fail, but don’t let that sucker you into believing their products are reliable methods for passing a drug test – they’re not. Because of the fact that THC is stored in your fat cells, a ‘cleanser’ that works on your kidneys or liver or whatever is completely useless. To those companies, it’s just a numbers game. They know that enough people will pass their drug test to keep them in business, and they don’t give a rat’s ass about the people who end up failing. Just go hang out on a pot forum and read all the sad stories of people who wasted tons of money and failed their test anyway.
How to pass a drug test really isn’t any big secret. It’s just a matter of sticking with what actually works, instead of getting panicked and gambling your future on detox products made by companies that won’t even tell you how they work.
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