Ways to pass a drug test are plastered all over the Internet. So why is there still so much confusion among pot smokers about exactly how to pass a drug test? Maybe it’s ‘information overload’, I don’t know. Because with all the different ways to pass a drug test that you read about on the net, the fact is there are literally only a few that are actually effective.
Everyday I email back and forth with people who need to pass a drug test. So this subject has become a part of my everyday life, and I take it dead serious. I have to take a whiz quiz myself about once every six months. And I can’t even describe how much it bums me out every time it’s brought to my attention how many bad ways to pass a drug test there are floating around the Internet.
Here’s an email I got recently that’s a good example of what I’m talking about:
i have a drug test tomorrow so i took 10 niacin about an hr ago. i read that will flush thc out of ur kidneys. besides the extremely sunburnt hot itchy feeling it’s not bad, lol. my appt is at 10 in the morning, do u think it will work by then?
I hardly know where to begin…
First off, taking niacin to pass a urine test not only doesn’t work, it can actually be dangerous. Just google ‘niacin poisoning’ to see what I mean. It’s serious shit when you take 100x the recommended daily dose of ANYTHING.
But even if you didn’t have to worry about going into liver failure from taking too much niacin, the bottom line is it doesn’t work for passing a drug test. Here’s the kicker, though – this rumor got started years ago because of a ‘detoxification program’ invented by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology. This guy claimed to have visions or something that made him an expert in everything from the human body to nuclear engineering. No offense to any Scientologists out there, but do you really want to get advice about passing a drug test from this guy?
The reality is, passing a urine test is pretty straightforward. Of all the ways to pass a drug test you can find out there, simple dilution is the only one you can count on to work. Of course you have to make sure the testing lab doesn’t know you’re diluting, but there are lots of ways to handle that. You can take B-12 to make sure your pee is yellow, and drink things like Gatorade so that it passes the gravity test.
Passing a saliva drug test is even easier, since they have such a short detection time. If time is on your side, and you can handle it, you can just abstain for a week and you’ll pass, guaranteed. But if that’s not possible, you still have an excellent chance of passing a saliva test by cleaning your mouth VERY thoroughly.
Bottom line, passing a drug test is a lot easier than you might be thinking it is. Take a deep breath, relax, and use your common sense when you’re wading through all the bogus ways to pass a drug test being sold on the Internet.
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I just got a job that you have to take a drug test. they do mouth swabs! Im on methadone I go to a methadone clinic which there they give liquid ive been there going on 2yrs I want to know how to beat the swab so I can get this job?????? Pleas help me..
Looking at having a saliva drug test, what is the best way to beat this??
got a test next monday or tuesday,not sure what to do,and i dont want to stop smoking,but if i have to i will, so whats the best way to pass while smoking,or if not whats the best way to pass when stopping from today until test day?get back to me
i need to pass a drug test for mathanphedemines tomorrow morning .
can you please give me the steps i need to take to pass it. thank you
i have to take a urine test in about a week i dont really know, i still have to call my probation officer. but i smoked a lot and any help will do.
I have a test at 10 in morning last time i smoked was on th 19th i also just found out im prego so i am quitting anyway but really need to pass this test wat do u recomend that is safe for my child???? In desparate need of advice!!!
sorry were it says throwin in a gaterade if u want it wont help thats wrong sorry i ment to say it wont hurt to drink a gaterade but beter off more water an pickle juice foreal.
piss the nasty out- in order drink pickle juice 2 glasses, 3 glasses of water, then follow that back up but end on pickle juice so u have the good pulotents in ur body to make ur piss yellowish, if u want throw a gaterade in if u want wont help but drink more than eat! an u be good an if ur a phat person no harsh jus being relistic drink way more than eat cuz THC is stored in phat cells for skinnys u be good just drink more than eat…lol for real
mouth swobe- gargle proxide the first time skip a day and brush frenquently then befor u go in like a hour befor BRUSH, then gargle proxide… (DONT SWALLOW!!!!)
for real advice ive used it myself no joke watch out for thos randoms tho they will hit u hard ahahah goodlucks to all u hope u get that job if u follow this u wil forsure pass…im a str8 smoker i dont smoke cigs i smoke weed like cigs forreal.
pickle juice for 4 days without smoking will delute ur body but putsd the chemicaLS U NEED BACK IN UR BODY, drink pickle juice an water an u will be set BUT DONT FORGET DONT SMOKE FOR ATELAST THOS 3-4 DAYS AN U BE GOOD.,
for a mouth swobe gargle peroxide but DONT SWALLOW IT U GET THE SHITS AN SOME PEOPLE WILL PROLLY GET SICK AN OR THROW UP BUT PROXIDE AN BRUSHING UR TEETH HELPS TRUST ME IM A LEGIT SMOKER AN I WOULDNT SAY SUMTIN IF IT RUINED SOMEONES LIFE! I WOULDNT WANT IT DONE TO ME. SO I FEEL ALL U HOMIES OUT THERE THAT SMOKE HOPE MY ADVISE WORKS FOR U!!!!!
i have a drug test on friday with da parole office im a light smoker nd have about 24 hrs till i go can u please give me some advise
read post above seriously helps no joke
Hello. I live in a town full of hard drugs where people overdose & so on.. I never liked more than smokein my urb! I work everyday take care of my family & don’t bother anyone while sittin at home relaxin after a long days work. But because of the unresponcalbe people out their they make all drugs look bad! In my eyes weed is the only pure so called drug. Even cigs & beer have chemicals & such that can kill!! So to my point. I will have a urine test coming up. I have tried to slack back some but know i still have it in my system due to being an avid smoker. My weight doesn’t help i’m sure. Plz help me pass so i don’t loose my job in these hard times!
i have a drug test really soon and i have smoked a bluint last friday and three of four blunts tuesday and wendsday and i have no money how can i pass a drug test? it will be a urine test sent off to a lab?
so i smoke everydayyyy! for like the last 5 years and never got a drug test. im applying for a new job and im getting tested in 3 days…ive been drinking water for like a week and havnt been smoking….will i pass?
dude, u are absolutly wrong about the niacin. my man smokes all the time, hes on felony probation, hell smoke the day before probation, get up in morning, drink half gallon water, the take 3 or 4 of the 250 mg niacins, and pee 2 times. then drinks more water, like 2 more gallons. and hes good clean everytime. so yes it does work.
Seriously? Are you kidding me? Dude, you just proved my point.
If you’re so sure it’s the niacin that’s helping your man pass his test, then go ahead and try doing the exact same thing only WITHOUT all that water he drinks. See how far ya get.
i just wanted to say i actually passed a drug test taking 4 niacins(2 in morning 2 at night) for three days. i also dranked about 3 or 4 cups of water for those three days. I wouldnt recommend it because i dont think it works all the time. i think i got lucky.
I have to take a urine test at a LAB and im really scared that my urine will be dirty. I have to test for a job that I’m really interested in. Whats tough is I have 24 hours to submit or im automatically disqualified for the job. I havent smoked in about two weeks and Im really not a big smoker when I do smoke because im allergic to it. Water I hear is the best thing to dillute. But I don’t want to be asked questions, people who know me know I shouldnt have a dirty UA What should I do HELP PLEASE!!!! Thanks….
Im desperate………. foreal lol …..
I may be tested via saliva swab test any day now as I live in a clean and dry hostel. I am on Methadone but also I like to take diazepam from time to time and I took 46mg of Friday night (now it’s Tuesday) and I also took 50mg last night. I got asked earlier by staff if I had a meeting planned with my keyworker today (which I don;t) and when I asked if I should have one planned, she said “No” in a faked innocence kind of way. So I am guessing that they may be planning to do me as I am aware that they have just ordered in a new stock of them (I overheard a phone call).
Is the only way to pass to clean out my mouth severely? Like with a toothbrush all around and some mouthwash? Would eating citrus fruits also help directly after I do the severe cleaning? I had already thought of doing a severe mouth cleansing but I wasn’t sure if the drug traces were in the cells that are reproducing in the mouth or just in the cells that are present when you take the drug?
Can someone maybe e-mail me with some info if they have certain information. No maybes. Thankyou.
Adam. (elsmokeyo@hotmail.com)
i work in a warehouse and when the new temp agency came through we all put a penny in our mouth. not one person lost there job, and theres only 2 people who DONT smoke
a penny really works?
i have tried to pass a drug test with sure jell i will find out today at 7;30 pm if it works i really hope it does
got a drug test on monday. don’t know if its swab or urine. whats the best way for both? take into consideration that i have 3 1/2 days.
Need to pass a mouth swab how do u do it
hi, i have a friend that is suppose to be taking a drug test here in the near future and he thinks he may have a swab test. is the only thing he can do is keep his mouth clean and eat a lil while before he takes it, or are there other methods?
thanks, kelly