You can find plenty of advice on ways to pass a drug test plastered all over the Internet. So why is there still so much confusion among pot smokers about exactly how to pass a piss test? Maybe it’s ‘information overload’, I don’t know. Because with all the different ways to pass a drug test that you read about on the Internet, the fact is there are literally only a few that are actually effective.
Everyday I get emails from people with questions about passing a drug test. So this subject has become a part of my everyday life, and I take it dead serious. I have to take a whiz quiz myself about once every six months. And I can’t even describe how much it bums me out every time it’s brought to my attention how much bad information is floating around on the Internet.
Here’s an email I got recently that’s a good example of what I’m talking about:
i have a drug test tomorrow so i took 10 niacin about an hr ago. i read that will flush thc out of ur kidneys. besides the extremely sunburnt hot itchy feeling it’s not bad, lol. my appt is at 10 in the morning, do u think it will work by then?
I hardly know where to begin…
First off, taking niacin to pass a urine test not only doesn’t work, it can actually be dangerous. Just google ‘niacin poisoning’ to see what I mean. It’s serious shit when you take 100x the recommended daily dose of ANYTHING.
But even if you didn’t have to worry about going into liver failure from taking too much niacin, the bottom line is it doesn’t work for passing a drug test. Here’s the kicker, though – this rumor got started years ago because of a ‘detoxification program’ invented by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology. This guy claimed to have visions or something that made him an expert in everything from the human body to nuclear engineering. No offense to any Scientologists out there, but do you really want to take advice from this guy?
The reality is, passing a urine test is pretty straightforward. Out of everything you hear or read about, simple dilution is the only method that actually has a chance in hell of working. Of course, you also have to make sure the testing lab doesn’t know you’re diluting. But there are very effective ways to handle that little detail. You can take B-2 to make sure your pee is yellow, take a creatine supplement to make sure your creatinine levels look normal, and drink things like Gatorade so that your urine passes the gravity test.
Passing a saliva drug test is even easier, since they have such a short detection time. If time is on your side, and you can handle it, you can just abstain for a week and you’ll pass, guaranteed. But if that’s not possible, you still have an excellent chance of passing a saliva test by cleaning your mouth VERY thoroughly and rinsing with hydrogen peroxide.
Bottom line, passing a drug test is a lot easier than you might be thinking it is. Take a deep breath, relax, and use your common sense when you’re wading through all the bogus information out there on ways to pass a drug test.
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