Ways To Pass A Drug Test – And Ways NOT To

Ways to pass a drug test are plastered all over the Internet. So why is there still so much confusion among pot smokers about exactly how to pass a drug test? Maybe it’s ‘information overload’, I don’t know. Because with all the different ways to pass a drug test that you read about on the net, the fact is there are literally only a few that are actually effective.

Everyday I email back and forth with people who need to pass a drug test. So this subject has become a part of my everyday life, and I take it dead serious. I have to take a whiz quiz myself about once every six months. And I can’t even describe how much it bums me out every time it’s brought to my attention how many bad ways to pass a drug test there are floating around the Internet.

Here’s an email I got recently that’s a good example of what I’m talking about:

i have a drug test tomorrow so i took 10 niacin about an hr ago. i read that will flush thc out of ur kidneys. besides the extremely sunburnt hot itchy feeling it’s not bad, lol. my appt is at 10 in the morning, do u think it will work by then?

I hardly know where to begin…

First off, taking niacin to pass a urine test not only doesn’t work, it can actually be dangerous. Just google ‘niacin poisoning’ to see what I mean. It’s serious shit when you take 100x the recommended daily dose of ANYTHING.

But even if you didn’t have to worry about going into liver failure from taking too much niacin, the bottom line is it doesn’t work for passing a drug test. Here’s the kicker, though – this rumor got started years ago because of a ‘detoxification program’ invented by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology. This guy claimed to have visions or something that made him an expert in everything from the human body to nuclear engineering. No offense to any Scientologists out there, but do you really want to get advice about passing a drug test from this guy?

The reality is, passing a urine test is pretty straightforward. Of all the ways to pass a drug test you can find out there, simple dilution is the only one you can count on to work. Of course you have to make sure the testing lab doesn’t know you’re diluting, but there are lots of ways to handle that. You can take B-12 to make sure your pee is yellow, and drink things like Gatorade so that it passes the gravity test.

Passing a saliva drug test is even easier, since they have such a short detection time. If time is on your side, and you can handle it, you can just abstain for a week and you’ll pass, guaranteed. But if that’s not possible, you still have an excellent chance of passing a saliva test by cleaning your mouth VERY thoroughly.

Bottom line, passing a drug test is a lot easier than you might be thinking it is. Take a deep breath, relax, and use your common sense when you’re wading through all the bogus ways to pass a drug test being sold on the Internet.