How to pass a urine test is pretty straightforward, but I’m constantly amazed by all the false information that’s out there being passed around. But if you’re feeling desperate about finding a way to pass a drug test, I can understand why you might be tempted to go with something that ‘sounds good.’ And especially if this is your first time being tested, it can be really hard to tell the good info about how to pass a urine test from the bad.
Sometimes I feel like a preacher or something, I swear. But instead of getting up on a pulpit to rant about fire and brimstone and the wages of sin, I’m on a soapbox trying to get through to people that dilution is the only reliable way to pass a urine test. And instead of fighting Satan, my nemesis is a Mountain of Misinformation.
An Important Fact About Passing a Urine Test With Dilution
What about you? Have you heard about dilution and then just dismissed it as yet another weird theory about how to pass a urine test? Well, before you write it off, think about this: you know those detox drinks you can buy? That’s exactly how they work: DILUTION, plain and simple. Yes, I KNOW they claim to ‘cleanse’ your system, blah, blah, blah. But the harsh scientific reality is that you can’t detoxify your body to get rid of THC in a hurry – all you can do is temporarily detoxify your urine by flushing your kidneys with water. So the only thing detox drinks actually cleanse is your wallet, regardless of their marketing hype.
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How Detox Drinks Work
When you read the directions on any commercial detox drink, every single one tells you to drink lots of water before drinking it. The reason why is because those companies know the truth – that dilution is the only way to pass a urine test in a hurry. But a good sales pitch can make common dirt sound like the answer to your prayers, so they have to make you believe that their products contain some secret potion that can miraculously wash THC out of your system. But the reality is that it’s the water you drink that temporarily ‘washes’ the THC out of your kidneys. All a detox drink does is provide you with the supplements you need in order to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing lab.
The Pros & Cons of Using a Detox Drink to Pass a Urine Test
Which isn’t to say that detox drinks never work, because they often do. The big problem with them is that they’re just not very reliable. They’re a one-size-fits-all solution for the average person, and because everyone’s metabolism is different, you just have no way of knowing in advance if you’re going to be average enough for them to work for you. In most cases you’re way better off just buying the same ingredients that are in those things and custom-making your own ‘detox drink’ at home. Every single ingredient in those drinks is something you can buy yourself in any health food store or major pharmacy.
Another good reason for making your own detox drink is that it gives you a chance to test yourself before taking your real test. With a commercial detox drink you don’t get a second chance, unless you buy a couple of them at fifty bucks or more a pop. Making your own happens to be a hell of a lot cheaper than buying a commercial drink, but I think for most people that’s not really a big consideration. After all, if you lose your job because you didn’t pass a urine test then it won’t really matter how much money you saved.
There’s information about how to make your own detox drink plastered all over this website, and a good place to start is by reading the tips in this post. But if you’re in a hurry and you just want it all in one place, then you might want to check out my ebook about how to pass a drug test.
But one damn good argument in favor of commercial detox drinks is that they’re just so easy. You drink lots of water and then chug down the bottle right before you go in for your urine test. Period, you’re done. If you pass, you just saved yourself some hassle. Making your own home brew means you have to buy the individual ingredients that will mask your dilution, and then you have to keep track of what you’re taking and how much water you’re drinking. So, some people just may not want to deal with it. I don’t recommend taking a chance on a commercial drink if you have a probation test, or if you absolutely, positively have to keep/get a job. But if failing your test wouldn’t be the end of the world, then I can see where someone might want to just get a commercial detox drink and be done with it. I’m so used to making my own brew now that I don’t have to think about it, but I think for some people it would just be too much of a hassle. I guess it just depends on your desperation level.
Home Remedies That Won’t Help You Pass a Urine Test
One thing I get asked about a lot is Sure-Jell, or Certo (same thing). Of all the home remedies out there about how to pass a drug test I think this is one of the most dangerous, because it actually does appear to work sometimes. But you know what? Whenever I’ve talked to someone that passed with Sure-Jell, every single person has told me that they also diluted. But most of the people I’ve talked to who used Sure-Jell didn’t pass, either because they didn’t dilute at all, or because they diluted too much and the testing lab failed them for it. If you’re thinking about using this method because someone you know passed with it, ask them to tell you exactly what steps they used. I bet you discover the same thing I did.
Another theory about how to pass a urine test that you’ve probably read about is taking huge amounts of niacin – and this one really makes me crazy. Not only is it useless for passing a drug test, you can actually cause permanent damage to your liver if you overdose on it. Which isn’t that hard to do when you’re taking like 100 times or more the recommended daily dose. This one got started years ago from a book written by the late L. Ron Hubbard (the founder of Scientology). The book was about a purification/detoxification program for drug addicts, among other things. I’m not saying niacin isn’t an important vitamin, but Hubbard thought it could basically cure cancer and save the world. But um, last I checked the guy never got any degrees in medicine or nutrition, so his advice is based on his opinion alone, not fact. And then there’s that whole Scientology thing. That’s all I’ll say about that…
And then there are other miracle cures: cranberry juice (diuretic, just makes you pee more), vinegar (changes the PH of your urine), etc. etc. etc. You get the idea. Believe me, I know it’s overwhelming when you see how much wildly different information there is on the net about how to pass a drug test. You’d think it’d be easy to find out, but man, it is not. In the end it comes down to an entirely personal decision, but when it comes to specifically how to pass a urine test, I hope I’ve at least given you some food for thought. I’m not saying there’s not good information out there, but before you choose a method to go with just take everything you read with a grain of salt, verify your sources, and above all, ask lots of questions.
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what if you are a regular user and you go to work the next day and find out you have to take a random that morning or during the day and u know you smoked last night and u dont have gatorade or b-complex can u still pass using dilution how does that work
i always just drink a ton of water..they dont have enough money to send it to a lab so it doesnt matter..but i had a question, and i have a test in like a hour so im jugging water while typing this. when i pee in the cup should i pee a little bit or alot? ALso should i use the begging or end of my pee?..what part is the most diluted
end brett the end
NEITHER THE END OR THE BEGINNING! Pee in the toilet for 2 seconds, hold it, then pee in the cup til you have given enough for your sample. Cleanest pee. Garaunteed.
I have been smoking daily at least an 8th if not more for about 3 to 4 months. I have a drug test for a job in about two weeks (hopefully) what is the best way to pass? I’m 6’4 and 230 lbs. I plan on quitting cold turkey the whole time tell the test, i’m not sure what kind of test they give. It’s for target so im guessing a standard piss test.
I’ve passed 3 drug test before while smoking. The last one I waited a month and smoked out the night before and still passed the next day. I’m 5’6 128 female and I don’t get why it has worked before. I feel like the last stuff I smoked was weak and the prior two test I was anorexic. Although I’ve passed with dro before I’m 25 now and feel like my metabolism is slowing down. Should I be able to pass again?
great info! your a good writer keep it up!
As long as the test is not GC/MS this will pass the instant test.
THC is stored in your fat cells. You need to halt the metabolism of your fat stores a few hours before you whiz.
1 1/2 ounce hard liquor will nearly stop (+80%) your production of bile for a few hours. Bile contains the enzymes that metabolize fat. Having ingested the alcohol, and halted fat metabolism, start flushing the kidneys and bladder. Don’t over do it. Drink water, only…and at a comfortable pace. 16 oz per hour for a couple of hours. Take a vitamin or two containing the B-complex. This keeps your urine yellow.
Here’s the kicker. Being diabetic, I know the body will burn the easiest compound available to it. Sugar. And honey is the easiest sugar the body can metabolize. Honey is so easy to metabolize that it is absorbed into the blood stream while it is still in your mouth. Keep taking small amounts of honey (a teaspoon every half hour should do) up to the time you take your test. You won’t have to worry about any fat being burned and you won’t have to worry about over hydration and being caught “diluting” or “masking”. ..or being ripped off, for being naive, (or desperate) like you will be if you buy the “cure” off the internet “cure” peddlers.
If you know your test is going to be GC/MS…well…..you’re screwed.
Pat,
I did a little research on your suggestion of using alcohol and honey in preparation for passing drug testing for marijuana.
I found that bile is key to breaking down fat cells and the production of bile is greatly effected by even small amounts of alcohol. I found your idea that alcohol will temporarily slow the fat burn rate to be true. I could not find “exactly” what the “percentage of decrease” was. But, your thought has merit and I can not dispute it.
I have also found you are correct in your explanation of the body using sugars as a first line source of energy, and that honey is the easiest sugar to metabolize. So, I believe you when you say that the sugar from honey will be burned while the fat metabolism has been hindered.
I can also agree with you in saying a proven “diluted” or “masked” specimen, in the eyes of the law, (or employer) is the same as a dirty specimen. Digestion of sugar is natural and does not mask, acting only as a replacement energy source to fat. A daily multi-vitamin supplement with B-complex is completely normal and will help maintain urine color. You suggest not taking an abnormally large quatity of water. Enough to flush the urinary tract, but no too, much that urine comes out crytal clear. A major concern when considering the possibilty of over dilution. If done right, I believe creatine, gravity and ph could be maintained at a “normal” level, but…
I would still recommend consuming red meat 12 hours before testing and taking a recommended daily dose of aspirin to sustain creatine and ph levels. This could get by the GC/MS for a light smoker. Although, I wouldn’t stake my freedom on it.
I went to GNC and checked ingredients of their best selling “Detox” Assure.
$55 gets you alcohol, sugar and herbal blends with gelatin qualities in a one time use 32 ounce flush. The clerk suggested a good multi-vitamin and recommended drinking lots of water.
You are thinking outside the box.
Thanks !
so you are saying preform this hours before your actual “whiz” ??? or can i prep days b4?
What does GC/MS mean?
Howdy, Used quick fix to substitute for my UA 9-15-11. Results came back as (not consistant w/ human urine. It was the new kind that has the little vile you need to mix up and pour back into the bottle. Temp was right, and my technique is well refined, I have been taking UA’s for a long time now, never was going to let the MAN TELL me, and this time it cost me. I just aint going to work anymore. Fuck it, let the country go broke.
Passing the Wiz Quiz the natural way: Become physically active to boost your metabolism. Hydrate daily with at least 1 gal H2O. The key is the night before your test, fry up a steak and consume before bed. Wake up and consume a couple spoon fulls of peanut butter for insurance. Then alternate cups of H2O and Orange Juice for 2hrs before test. Never pee in cup immediately. Let the urine that has been in intestine longest hit the toilet. Give them the last bit urine possible.
1.Steak=Provides Creatine for substance in pee. (peanut butter)
2.H2O=obvious
3.Orange Juice=Provides Color
I have been doing this for over a decade with “No Failures or Dilutions”. Even passed one occasion while smoking the night before.
Does this really work for you man? I’m goons be tested in 2 days in I haven’t smoked in 1 day. Do you think if I do this it will help me pass the test?
did it work for you tman?
Your absolutely right!! I take drug test once a month. Only failed one because i got lazy and stopped working out and didnt do anything to prevent me from failing. I drink a lot of water on the day of the test and pop a vitamin b12 early in the morning. I try to pee as much as possible that day. I never give them the first and last part of my piss just the middle. My PO doesnt care about the color of the urine all they care about is if i passed or not and it has been working out for 2 1/2 years now. Good to see someone on the netz know what they are talking about. kudos.
Took magnum detox and than drug test they sent my sample off for further testing can they detect the magnum detox in my system and does thats mean I didnt pass
Hi did you pass with the magnum and was it detected in the test?
just this simple just get a jar pickles drink about 3 oz. and drink plenty water all day and i promise you will pass the probation test. i did it for two years had no problem.it works for pot only thc. 13. or drink vingar and water.
I just had a ua I am also on adderrol for AADD the test showed adderrol which was in the hospital and this last one a week ago showed adderrol and METH can someone please tell me how??????? its not possible cuz i dont use it its for employment and I really need this job. I am a single Mother of 4 who needs to start over but I havent worked for 10years raising kids leaving my career behind. How can I prove my inocense? I cannot afford to take another test at the cost my husband left me with zero and the state took benefits because I have my kids in another location which I am relocating to and its where the job is. Please help me
I Have a test in the morning what can i do to get my pee clean ?
curto works jus gotta use it right buy 2 boxes of it theres two in each box the day before you got to take a test take one of dem take it straight then the rest of the three put in the biggest gatorade bottle you can find drink alll of it before you go you need to pee 3 to 4 times then you kool trust me been on papers for 5yrs
So the last time I smokwed weed was Saturday and it is now Thursday, I have a drug test at 10 am and it is now 5:25 am, I have been drinking fluids since last night, Wednesday night at 10 pm, I have been drinking lots of water and peeing a lot, am I able to pass my drug test?
Did you pass it???
I am a non smoker but I was drunk last night and smoked half a giant ? I have a drug test coming up in two wks ? Wat can I do ?
hey i used to smoke marijuana everyday
but had to quit because of weekly drug tests i havent smoked in over a month but un fortunatly i smoked today and last night not to much just a hit last night and a couple hits today . its saterday today and i have a urine test monday or tuesday and i need a way to flush my systym quik im desperat for answers so PLEASE HELP!!!!
So I have been diagnosed with adhd and each month to get the prescription I have to take a urine test to make sure I’m not using other drugs with the adderall and I guess they want to see the adderall in ur system to make sure ur taking it and not selling it. So if I take a drink to mask the marijuana but take an adderall right before entering the docs office will it be negative for weed and positive for adderall like I need it to be?
sell me some??please?,)
im in burbank,ca
Actually the Niacin can make it worse. When it dislodges minor amounts of contaminates in your body they tend to wash out with your urine. Lots of water is what I did and it always worked. Never the first urine in the morning though.
Does anyone think that if I use the whole condom trick it would
actually work? I have someone that I’m gonna use
Their pee and its clean but I’m nervous bout the temp thing?
I’m gonna have my person pee in a condom then just shove it
in my bra and go there, take it out and puncture a hole in the condom
and that’s that! Does anyone think this is bad???
I have used this condom trick. I tied it off and pinned it to my inseam after first warming it up with the car heater in the car. For you, if it feels warm in your bra, it should retain enough warmth for the test. The pin is used to poke a hole in the condom. Good luck.
I passed a coupled of drops that way but instead of my bra it was between my legs worked perfectly
I’ve smoked today and just was told I have a drug test for probation tomorrow at 1030 and have started to drink water do u think the 17 hours of water will be enough if i drink a mountain dew before the test for color? i think it can beat a cm/ms test dont u?
I have an interview tomorrow at 11am. I was first told they do not drug test so I smoked a bowl last night. However i found out they do drug test and they test right at the interview. I smoke about once a night with my husband. Is there any way possible to pass by masking or diluting?? I really want this job.
I know dilution works but you also need protein to make sure you don’t appear diluted. I cleansed for a week and took two urine tests and they were both diluted. I looked up what diluted urine sample meant and they level the amount of creatinine in your urine. If the levels are too low, which comes with dilution, they will call it diluted or fail you. The main source is animal protein, especially red meat. The third time I took my UA in the same week as the others, I ate a cheeseburger the night before and diluted throughout the day. I passed the test that time.
so, i smoked on sunday and i had a drug test on wednesday. i couldn’t believe it but i passed! i drank 2 monster energy drinks and pissed twice. the third time i pissed in the cup and it was clean! the energy drinks make your urine not look so dilluted. but, definitely drink a shit load of water and 2 monsters before a test it seems to work :)
damn so your telling me all tgoughs storys about trying to get rid of THC is really them just taking whatever then drinking huge amounts of water lol that fucked up but ya i can really relate to what you say i mean im a 3rd time recommet to DOC and im only 17 years old…. but ya i have to take a drug test every week and i always just flush my shit befor i go. and guess what ? ( I ALWAYS PASS) but ya iv tryied just about everything there is to pass a piss test iv even wiped my hole system with bleach!!!! i know right ? what the hell was i thinking i mean it worked but i hate doin that, it just fucks my hole body up… but hey thanks for the news and ya man ill spead the word
I just took a urine drug test today. I have not smoked in over a month. It is really hard for me to pee on demand so I downed 2 big glasses of water before I left so I knew I would have to go. Well when I took the drug test my urine was pretty clear and the Nurse said it looked like water. I told her I had to drink a lot of water because I have trouble peeing if I don’t drink a lot. I know I have been clean long enough to pass a drug test but did I screw myself with my clear pee?!?
Man im glad you stopped taking bleach. you should never bleach because you can go blind and often get permanent liver damage.
I smoked Friday night, its now Sunday, the couple weeks prior to the stoppage was smoking about a blunt or two of some very potent bud atleast 3-5 times a week. It’s probably my fault, but how can you pass on free weed? This was all after I quit for 2 months after being caught trying to grow, if this has any affect. I’m over 300 pounds, and I was called Thursday requesting an interview. Although one hasn’t been scheduled yet, I have a feeling it will be soon. Apparently, there will be 3 interviews. So I’m thinking I have a week or so until I get the pre-employment drug screening, assuming I get chosen for the job. My friends recommended I drink atleast a gallon of water each day until then, and then drink a gallon or two the day of the test. They also recommended I start drinking cranberry-juice atleast 4 days before the screening. It’s day 2, I cut down my consumption of food extremely. I went from eating around 3000 + calories a day to under 1,800. I’ve started to exercise a ton. I’m rather fit for a 300 pound guy, so me and my buddies have gone and played tennis to get me more active. I think I’ve lost atleast a pound, and its only been 2 days hahaha. But anyway, I drank a little more than a gallon yesterday, and so far a gallon today. I’m trying to avoid fatty foods because I know THC is stored within the fat cells. Based on this, does anyone think I’ll be clean within the end of the week, and if not, anything else I should do. I don’t have a job, so obviously buying super expensive products will not work for me. Please, for the love of man, help me out. I’m 18 and this would be my first job, but its a pretty good first job, base pay around 10.00 an hour, and I need money, or how would I ever afford to buy more of natures products? The problem isn’t me smoking cannabis, it’s the blue collar politics that are running this country into the ground.
You probably have more time than you think and basically should continue what you are doing – quit, exercise, drink a lot. While money is tight, try one of the home based tests and see the results on a weekly basis to determine if it is working. Sure, there are products but the key is abstinence and exercise – you will also feel a whole lot better than if you were smoking. I can say this after doing so myself. Continue reading this site, the ebook is worth it and I agree dilution is key to all of the above. Look at it this way, if this is the only thing that would get you to stop, it’s worth going through the ringer once in awhile for a worthwhile cause – you!.
hell ya you will be clean
Im trying to get my urine together and the 29th of june was the last time I smoked a whole blunt. I was going for the thirty day mark but yesterday early afternoon I took 2 puffs not even reaching that high level. Will it affect my 30 day mark? I do have a high motabolism and I weigh 110lbs, I smoked alot befor the 29th but it normally takes 30 days for me to be in the clear, just wondering will those 2 puffs mess up my 30 day mark…. WHAT DO U THINK???
FML Got two days before a drug test!!!! & i smoked last night thinking i wudnt get tested but i find out today that i have untill monday to give in my urine. Im drinking loads of water out of paranoia -_-
All of these diff types of detoxing is just making me go crazzyy..PLEaassee help a brotha out, i need some legit ideas..
dude ask for clean urine from a friend, it is that simple in your case. but be sure to give in the urine within 1 day NO MORE because the pee loses its temperture. to be carefull try to give it in within 3hours
i put my buddys clean piss in a pill bottle and surrounded it with hand warmers and put it in a sack with a draw string. then took the drawstring and looped it around the button on my jeans and hung ut in my pants. it works great and they did not say a thing. the problem this time is i can not find clean urine.
i smoked 7 days ago and have a test today and I only way 110 lbs. I drank water all night and all noting. Do u think that I will be good?
After 31/2 years finally got a serious job offer. Need to pass UA test tomorow, no money but plenty of water. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive been on probation for past 2 years drug test ever month. and ive passed all of them but 2 cause of stupid reasons lol. but all i do is take 6-10 cranberrie pills 475mg (sundown natural is best brand) then 1-2 niacin 500mg flush kind, or flush free. and drink about 1 gallon for sure while taken those
and do all this 2 hours or little less before test and make sure u consummed atleast 2 gallons of water in those 2 hours and r pissing every10-15minutes straight clear water! works everytime and as i type this i got a test tonight and tomorrow and ill pass no problems. if u used my technique please, commit how it worked
Hi I work in the nuclear field, hardly ever smoke pot maybe once every 6 months. I took a few puffs on a Friday and had to go in for a urine test on Monday, so I knew I needed to start drinking alot of water right away. Starting drinking this detox tea also. I picked up “the stuff detox drink” at the vitamin shop because the lady says they sell out of them all the time and everyone says it works. I got up at 4 in the morning drank about 24 ounces of water drank the detoxifier then urinated a few times before I left home and drank alot of water on my way to work. Took the rest and my urine looked really clear. Now there sending it to the lab and I’m really scared there going to fail me, what in your opinion do you think is going to happen. Btw. The detoxifier was all natural dietary supplement. Thank you
You *might* be okay. Not because of the detox drink, but because A) the amount of water you drank, and B) the fact that you were clean when you had those few puffs a few days prior.
When you’re completely clean and you smoke a moderate amount just one time, most people are clean enough to pass a dipstick test within 3-5 days afterward. Since your urine was clear they’re almost certainly sending your specimen off to be tested using gas chromatography–mass spectrometry (GC-MS) technology. For someone who smokes regularly, that test is literally impossible to pass.
BUT – since you would have had really low thc metabolite levels to begin with, you actually have a chance in hell of passing a GC-MS test. It will just depend on what their cut-off level is. They can detect metabolites down to 1ng/ml (that’s 1 one-billionth per milliliter). But usually, the cut-off level is something like 10-15ng/ml. So, you’ll just have to wait and see.
Luckily, there’s nothing in a detox drink that would raise any flags, since all they contain are supplements like B-2 and creatine.
I am a somewhat heavy smoker (3-4 bowls a night before bed shared w/my partner). We are currently looking to relocate and are looking for jobs. I finally got a call back from a really good employer in the area and have been told they do test, which I figured as almost everyone does, but they do swabs not a UA. I’m not sure what to do. We’re looking to move about 3 hours away and the work place knows we’re not currently located in the area and told me to callback when I knew of a date/day when I could be there for an interview. I want to be prepared to take the test on the spot just in case they give me an offer and I need to do it right then and there. So, I need to know what to do. I know from past experience, if I go without & drink lots of water I can be clean in a month. Not sure if it’s sooner since I’d stopped a month before I knew I was gonna have one. Im not the smallest person, so what can I do to pass this and be ready??
I just took a piss test yesterday and i passed. I am a extremely heavy smoker (5-15) blunts a day…. i didnt use my urine tho, i got some urine from my 8 year old nephew a few hours before the test. I put about 70mls of urine in a condom tied it up and wrapped the thermometer from a home drug test (found in most pharmacies CVS< WALGREENs) on the condom. I then placed the urine between my legs underneath my balls. I checked the temperature about a hour later and everything was fine (i then put the condom back into position). I went to the testing site and transferred the urine into the cup they gave me (used a tack to poke a hole in the condom) and i passed. Dont flush the material used, wrap it in paper towels and hide it in your pants. Some people mess this up, but it should work if done properly. But i must say the best way to pass is to stop using, some places do random drug testing. SUBCLUB
Yes!! I got an interview at coke cola and all I needed was to pass the ua this advice about the condom was the best I’ve heard. It’s cheap and a sure thing!!
Jay: Do you think that putting the condom in my bra under my boob will work?
Well i just tested for alcohol..i drank over a gallon of water.peed 10 times and popped vitamins..hopefully its ok.. it been about 16 hours and i consumed 8 beers
Hey everyone I just want to now how can I clean my system If I did some g like 3 days ago and I have to drop tomarrow and I wieght about 120 and could u please help me out
i believe i smoked about a week ago and i have a job interview on wednsday on july 6th..what should i dooo??
Wat did u smoke
tuesday I have to take a drug test but the last time I smoked was June 15. what can i do so i can pass my drug test? IK this maybe a crazy question but Im an occasional smoker and never been in this situation b4
I was able to pass a U A 4 employment one time with a drink. This drink didnt claim to mask hide or dilute. First you need to no where THC is stored in the body. YOUR FAT CELLS. that is why skinny people can pass (depending on usage) in as little as a week, while us bigger people can take over a month. Keeping that in mind what if there was a way to temporarily STOP your body from metabolizing fat. This drink i used was more or less pure surgar it comes in a bottle the size of a big gatorade( maybe a little bigger). You have to drink this drink in under 2-3 minutes and then fill the bottle again with water. this is not diluting the drink spikes ur blood surgar the water is merly to wash out ur bladder/kidneys. so make a stop before the test and pee. after that in about an hour or so you will be able to pass ur test….FOR UP TO FIVE HOURS. here is my problem. i got the drink from a military guy who keep the drink in his foot locker just in case or randoms. and he removed the lable for obvious reasons so i never new the name, and ol dude moved and i cant find him if anyone knows the name of this drink please contact my wife (samantha corp) on face book remember this drink is not a masking agent or a diluter. works on spiking ur blood sugar. thanks.
Jake McHotpiss
Ready Clean Detox
Total Eclipse! i use the shit all the time, life saver man.
i am a heavy pot smoker, what can i do to pass a drug test in 2 weeks?
you’ve got plenty of time to dilute, as it says above. just drink more water and cranberry juice to flush your urine. keep doing that, and you’ll pee clean. the hardest thing to do is not smoke pot for two weeks. i could barely do it for one week.
I figured it couldn’t hurt to post, being that I was in total anxiety last night while reading this site. I was suppose to have a test for probation this morning and I smoked on Wednesday, big mistake I know I should know better right? Anyway during the dreaded allnighter water ritual I decided I was going to call in sick. Guess what? Yea it worked she was really cool about it, shocking but it happened. So I have to go see her on Monday. This will give me about 4-5 days clean. I have two gallon jugs in the fridge on standby for when the inevitable comes. Anyway I think that’s enough time to pass by dilution, I don’t believe you can smoke the morning of or night before and pass by dilution. I’m sorry but that just makes no sense to me, if it worked for you then good but I could never take a chance like that. The point/question of this post was to ask about B vitamins. Before I bought b12 by mistake, I’m sure I have the right vitamins now, b-complex with riboflavin in it, riboflavin is what actually colors your pee I am told. I tried doing a trial run though and I couldn’t really get my pee to change color after taking 500mg, which is a lot I mean they are 50mg pills. So the next time I tried I took a few more and noticed some color to my urine, but I keep thinking to myself, did i slow down on the water or is the vitamin working. So what I need to know is, will this crap color my urine? I took one test so far with the b12 vitamins(don’t work) and it looked like straight drinking water, but my probation officer said nothing. She’s a woman so there was a guy in there with me, but he didn’t say anything either. Even though I totally peed for a full 3 minutes. What brand of Vitamin B-Complex has everyone used with success to color their urine in times of despair? I can’t find b2 by itself anywhere. Appreciate your reading and I welcome your input!
I use B complex and flush free niacin. That always makes my pee yellow. I buy mine at the health food store.
What blows my mind ,is 16 states have laws for medical weed.This includes Washington DC…10 other states have pending laws for it…Its leagel in the state of Kentucky to fight roosters till the death,but you can smoke weed…Its leagel in the state of West Virginia to handle deadly serpents in a christian church(and if you get bit and die its ok),but you cant smoke weed,,,im sure the list goes on and on like abortion and what not…What a man or woman does when they come home from work at the end of the day should be their business…This Country of the United States is suppost to be the land of the free…When a drug such as weed can help a person come home and relax at the end of the day when you take your work clothes off shouldnt matter,my sister lives in a state that she benifits from the use of medical weed because she has MS,,,but thats how the war on drugs work…The Goverment of this day and time forgets the amendments that was written over 200 years ago about privacy laws…Now, this is coming from someone who just lost my job due to a drug screen,where I didnt have a pre-employment drug screening,,,to battle this in court is futile to do so after 3 plus years of working,,,because weed is illeagel to use…Im not coming down on my country,because I love where I live,,,its just the point of privacy what a man or woman does in their free time away from work is that point of the matter…There are far more crimes commited related to alcohol and other drugs than weed,,,satistics show that,,,not coming down on anyone who drinks because I do it to,but only after I worked and in the privacy of my own home…Hell, if this county would make it leagel to buy and smoke weed and tax it,our country could get out of debt to countires such as China and that big stimulas check we all got a few years ago…but,big goverment doesnt see it that way…and us working people wouldnt mind it a bit to be taxed to do so,,,just like the alcohol is taxed,,,weed could be taxed aswell…This nation uses the fundamentals of christainity to be the leaders of this country,,,Please and im not tring coming down on anyones relgion by saying this,because it just an opinion by me saying so…They,,,say weed is the devils drug,,,its a gate way to using other drugs,,,They use that as propaganda of relgion,,,I tried other drugs over my life,,,and in the end I found that weed is the best thing I ever came across in my life to combat stress in my 39 years,,,weed was the 1st drug I tried when I was young and when I got older it still worked from work related stress,,,(#1 Im not a lawer and I dont play one on tv..lol) but the fact of the matter is that if you smoke weed other than medical use in 16 states and DC makes you a crimal and a risk of employment in the eyes of the employer in the United States…and with that Ladies and Gentelman I rest my case…
Hi Dee:
Is there another way to contact you besides the contact form on this site? The captcha code just keeps saying invalid and I don’t know if my emails have gone through!
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Look I waa born on 4/20 literally! So I think outta all people I should be able 2 smoke weed. I only smoke weed & I need a job! The only thing stoppin me from runnin out here robbin you hard workin fols is weed. I don’t think me smokin weed should stop me from makin a living. I don’t smoke before work, but best believe I got one rolled up in te ashtray. Like 1 already said some of the greatest people in the world indulged in mary jane. Even the people giving the drug tests. All I need is 4 someone 2 tell me how I can pass my test so I can get back on the grind!!!!
amen brother. There are ways around the drug tests, you just have to be creative. If you have not taken the test yet drink another glass of water. The basic rule that I was told is that if you drink about 2 gallons of water and piss about 6 times before the test, then they essentially are testing water. Certain inept people do not have the ability to piss on command, and they will buy you hours to pass your piss test. The only word of caution is that you can throw off your body chemistry by drinking so much water. While trying something like this it is important to remember to try to eat a small amount to help minimize this effect. This is said a lot but it would be your best bet. That and pray.
how can i clean my system out in a week. only weed ! plz help me !!!!!
Buy Strip Concentrate 6.5 oz available at your friendly headshop.
Do not smoke 48 hrs before.
Do not eat greasy foods before you take the concentrate.
Drink the Strip concentrate 1.5 hrs before your test.
Drink 24 oz of water.
Do not eat or drink anything after your drink the strip or your water.
Pee 2-3 times before your test.
Take your test. This worked for me. I tried it and took a home drug test then did the same thing a few days later for the real test.
so how can this article pretty much say every method of “masking” or covering up thc most of the time doesnt work. its worth a try. i understand where you are coming from by why not post a remedy in the article for passing one other than bashing everyone elses idea. my question is this “synthetic weed” does is show up as THC considering it IS a synthetic cannabinoid. i have a DT today and i have already taken sure gel, drank over a gallon of water and took cranberry pills. i understand it can be tested for but does it show up as “THC”?
Im not saying this will work for everyone, but i have smoked the day before a probation piss test. woke up the next day and drank two cups of coffee, went into probation freakin worried about failing, but I PASSED.. dunno how i did
Take it from me, Ive gotten jobs by doing this vinegar trick! it is definatley a miracle cure…!!
how long dose the viniger
Ive dranken vinegar a day before to an hour before a drug text, swigged a couple shots and drank a shit load of water….make sure to piss it out so that all the toxins wash out of your system…once ur piss comes out clear…your all set…but the trick is to eat something or drink a coke before u take the piss test! It will add color to your urine, cause if it comes out to light then chances are they will make u take it again…
Drinking tons of water and taking 1/2 of a B-2 pill- works- I do it every month for a probation drug test- I start drinking about 1 and I take 1/2 of a B-2 about 3 and by 530 I am ready. The B-2 adds color but you dont want to take a whole one because it will add to much color and look like you are trying to cover up…Not everywhere has B-2 and make sure you buy B-2 (NOT B-12) Two totally different things!!! GOOD LUCK…
Seriously? I have to take like 10 times the recommended amount.
we should all band together and have drug tests done away with once and “for all”
yeah, lets all show up in washingtons capital and do a million man{ weed } march protest. seems like the only way to get things to change is by marching or protesting.come to think about it, its been awhile since ive seen either one.gays protested and got rights, so did black people with the million man march. when are pot smoking , god fearing, tax paying citizens going to get there rights. if we dont put a stop to this privacy invasion soon,its only going to get worse! im fully aginst any drug testing. i think it is an invasion to ones privacy!ive lost good jobs from positive test that had nothing to do with job performance.when you dont work you dont pay taxes,you dont spend money to keep the economy going. you have to have economy to have a country. if theyre going to drug test the workforce of american, then they should be able to pinpoint if it was on company time or not
you should also note that cranberry juice is a very good absorbant of THC and other toxins.
It works. Follow the instructions to a T. I smoke EVERYDAY and I passed. Hallejulah!
dear mom and smokers
Mom not everyone out there has a simple life . i am a recovering alcaholic and i would give anything to stay sober i have been now for 2 years and the biggest reason is weed . and when you sit there and tell us you put drugs in samples is crazy . some people are always dilute its just how they are . i took a piss test today matter of fact for a job i used certo take it two hours before your test mix it with juice pass every time simple as that i didnt belive it at first but when you have smoked for 10 years everyday you wil try anything but it worked it worked for 2 years on parole never had a dilute .but anyway i would rather smoke in my room after a hard days work ,then driving to a bar to get a buzz on and risk killing someone or klling myself because its ligal just because the government says its bad doesnt mean it is .Mom you should be fired or killed by a drunk driver or someone in your family should be then maybe you will think about what you did and what should be ligal and illigal
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