How to pass a urine test is pretty straightforward, but I’m constantly amazed by all the false information that’s out there being passed around. But if you’re feeling desperate about finding a way to pass a drug test, I can understand why you might be tempted to go with something that ‘sounds good.’ And especially if this is your first time being tested, it can be really hard to tell the good info about how to pass a urine test from the bad.
Sometimes I feel like a preacher or something, I swear. But instead of getting up on a pulpit to rant about fire and brimstone and the wages of sin, I’m on a soapbox trying to get through to people that dilution is the only reliable way to pass a urine test. And instead of fighting Satan, my nemesis is a Mountain of Misinformation.
An Important Fact About Passing a Urine Test With Dilution
What about you? Have you heard about dilution and then just dismissed it as yet another weird theory about how to pass a urine test? Well, before you write it off, think about this: you know those detox drinks you can buy? That’s exactly how they work: DILUTION, plain and simple. Yes, I KNOW they claim to ‘cleanse’ your system, blah, blah, blah. But the harsh scientific reality is that you can’t detoxify your body to get rid of THC in a hurry – all you can do is temporarily detoxify your urine by flushing your kidneys with water. So the only thing detox drinks actually cleanse is your wallet, regardless of their marketing hype.
How Detox Drinks Work
When you read the directions on any commercial detox drink, every single one tells you to drink lots of water before drinking it. The reason why is because those companies know the truth – that dilution is the only way to pass a urine test in a hurry. But a good sales pitch can make common dirt sound like the answer to your prayers, so they have to make you believe that their products contain some secret potion that can miraculously wash THC out of your system. But the reality is that it’s the water you drink that temporarily ‘washes’ the THC out of your kidneys. All a detox drink does is provide you with the supplements you need in order to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing lab.
The Pros & Cons of Using a Detox Drink to Pass a Urine Test
Which isn’t to say that detox drinks never work, because they often do. The big problem with them is that they’re just not very reliable. They’re a one-size-fits-all solution for the average person, and because everyone’s metabolism is different, you just have no way of knowing in advance if you’re going to be average enough for them to work for you. In most cases you’re way better off just buying the same ingredients that are in those things and custom-making your own ‘detox drink’ at home. Every single ingredient in those drinks is something you can buy yourself in any health food store or major pharmacy.
Another good reason for making your own detox drink is that it gives you a chance to test yourself before taking your real test. With a commercial detox drink you don’t get a second chance, unless you buy a couple of them at fifty bucks or more a pop. Making your own happens to be a hell of a lot cheaper than buying a commercial drink, but I think for most people that’s not really a big consideration. After all, if you lose your job because you didn’t pass a urine test then it won’t really matter how much money you saved.
There’s information about how to make your own detox drink plastered all over this website, and a good place to start is by reading the tips in this post. But if you’re in a hurry and you just want it all in one place, then you might want to check out my ebook about how to pass a drug test.
But one damn good argument in favor of commercial detox drinks is that they’re just so easy. You drink lots of water and then chug down the bottle right before you go in for your urine test. Period, you’re done. If you pass, you just saved yourself some hassle. Making your own home brew means you have to buy the individual ingredients that will mask your dilution, and then you have to keep track of what you’re taking and how much water you’re drinking. So, some people just may not want to deal with it. I don’t recommend taking a chance on a commercial drink if you have a probation test, or if you absolutely, positively have to keep/get a job. But if failing your test wouldn’t be the end of the world, then I can see where someone might want to just get a commercial detox drink and be done with it. I’m so used to making my own brew now that I don’t have to think about it, but I think for some people it would just be too much of a hassle. I guess it just depends on your desperation level.
Home Remedies That Won’t Help You Pass a Urine Test
One thing I get asked about a lot is Sure-Jell, or Certo (same thing). Of all the home remedies out there about how to pass a drug test I think this is one of the most dangerous, because it actually does appear to work sometimes. But you know what? Whenever I’ve talked to someone that passed with Sure-Jell, every single person has told me that they also diluted. But most of the people I’ve talked to who used Sure-Jell didn’t pass, either because they didn’t dilute at all, or because they diluted too much and the testing lab failed them for it. If you’re thinking about using this method because someone you know passed with it, ask them to tell you exactly what steps they used. I bet you discover the same thing I did.
Another theory about how to pass a urine test that you’ve probably read about is taking huge amounts of niacin – and this one really makes me crazy. Not only is it useless for passing a drug test, you can actually cause permanent damage to your liver if you overdose on it. Which isn’t that hard to do when you’re taking like 100 times or more the recommended daily dose. This one got started years ago from a book written by the late L. Ron Hubbard (the founder of Scientology). The book was about a purification/detoxification program for drug addicts, among other things. I’m not saying niacin isn’t an important vitamin, but Hubbard thought it could basically cure cancer and save the world. But um, last I checked the guy never got any degrees in medicine or nutrition, so his advice is based on his opinion alone, not fact. And then there’s that whole Scientology thing. That’s all I’ll say about that…
And then there are other miracle cures: cranberry juice (diuretic, just makes you pee more), vinegar (changes the PH of your urine), etc. etc. etc. You get the idea. Believe me, I know it’s overwhelming when you see how much wildly different information there is on the net about how to pass a drug test. You’d think it’d be easy to find out, but man, it is not. In the end it comes down to an entirely personal decision, but when it comes to specifically how to pass a urine test, I hope I’ve at least given you some food for thought. I’m not saying there’s not good information out there, but before you choose a method to go with just take everything you read with a grain of salt, verify your sources, and above all, ask lots of questions.
needs help i smoked fri night only took like 6 hits and smoked 12 hits the weekend before i may possibly have a test tommorow and needs to know if i might pop up + helpplz
Get the drinks in the head shops. Know a fee people who have passed them a couple times Now. Just be sure to follow directions exactly.
LOOK FOR A PILL IN THE PHARMACY CALL LASXID IT COMES 10 40 80 MG U NEED 3 OF THE 80 ONES ONE EACH DAY WHIT A LOT OF WHATER AND YOUL BE CLEAN IN 3 DAYS ( NO jOKE) I WAS IN PROBATION AND AFRIEND HELP ME OUT . BUT THE TRIKY PART IS THAT THE YOU NEED A PRESCRIPTION FOR THE PILL
So I have to get a prescription for this pill first? that really doesn’t help at alllllll
If you drink 2-3 gallons of water ( I prefer green tea it makes you pee alot) at least 2 days before your test you have a good chance of passing. Also go to a pharmacy and buy niacine pills take 2-4 tablets the day of your test and pee first thing in the morning and try to pee 1-2 more times before your test. And take some multi-vitamins turn your pee yellow this has always worked for me good luck!
Doesn’t the article speak out against niacine pills? Ooops?
In addition to diluting your urine and taking vitamins you may want to consider creotine. This gives your urine gravity and makes the test seem less diluteded.
Creotine is the last thing you want to use. This will magnify the THC in your system.
Rubbish. I’d be curious to hear your scientific explanation of “magnify the THC”.
for sure. i failed after 35 days of no smoking
i have been smoking bud for 10 years…i just got on probation i went and got a drink that didnt work….the only thing that is 10000000000000 percent sure to work is DONT SMOKE…yeah yeah i know its hard believe me…i havent smoked for 62 days…after the first 5 days of not smoking ur fine…soooo if u reallly wanna pass a piss test the answer that wont fail u is DONT SMOKE………
If i have a drug test in like 10days cant i drink tons of water and try some of that body cleansers and keep drinking water and take vitiams b4 the test?
If you dilute just take a multi vitamin to make your pee yellow. They can’t get you for it and its not tracable. You owe me $5 ;)
water works. i’ve done it several times after 1 wk abstinance. not sure on SG or other parameters on this current. i did find a drink magnum detox only 16 ounce. says drink bottle then fill ONCE w/H2O. R u familiar w/it? they claim it won’t screw w/other parameters.
i smoked 2 weeks ago, used the liquid strip 1 week ago, what else should i do other then drinking lots of water?
Depending on the time you have, these steps should help. If you have 2 to 7 days this should work, but everyone is different.
1. T.H.C. sticks to fat, Avoid fatty foods, and don’t eat coarse meals. Instead take the cave man diet. Instead of eating 3 meals a day, try eating small healthy snacks like oats, grains, and high fiber foods like raw broccoli. Fruits and veggies are your friends with or without a piss test. Avoid soft drinks, drink only water and cranberry juice. The point is to snack lightly all day, NO COARSE MEALS !
2. BREAK A SWEAT. work out, you gotta get your body in BURN FAT MODE. The more you burn fat, the better.
3. On the day of your test, don’t eat before you take the test, and piss at least 3 times before you go to take the test. Cranberry juice and water should still be used at this time.
4. BEFORE YOU PISS IN THE CUP, make sure the first bit of piss goes in the toilet, then piss the rest in the cup.
I passed many lab and dip stick tests using this method. Best of luck!
note: do not exercise the day of or the day before your piss test because it does re-release T.H.C. into your system. But if you have more than 2 days to study for the test, that is a good thing, if you stick to the high fiber diet (the fiber pulls out the toxins) that way you can have a little color in your piss without failing.
It’s true I passed by taking 3 asprins a day so u should really try it. Also drink alot of milk
I have a question fellow stoners… I quit two weeks before my dr.’s pee quiz. It was a 20ng\ml cutoff! I smoked mids for 6 months prior. I worked out some and drank lots of h2o every night. Didnt work out any 48 hours prior! I stayed up all night drinking water. Pissed 20 times. Took the test at 2 p.m. next day. I’m freaking out because I had to quit drink water few hours prior to ensure my meds(Oxycodone) wouldnt be washed out completely! I get tested to make sure Im taking my meds and nothing illegal! So it was more complicated for me! I also gave a blood sample for cholestorl testing and stds… Im 6″0 and 230 lb’s! I lost 25 lbs slowly over two months prior from working out and drinking water and eating LOTS of veggies.. Im in pretty good shape. Im freaking out because if I fail I will suffer the rest of my life and get kicked from my dr.! I need some comforting news! I wont find out for two weeks and am freaking out… Do ya’ll think I’ll pass? I also did most of the things on this page. Ate a sandwhich 2 hours before my test and took my meds..! What do you experts think???
This did NOT work for me! I just got back my results and I failed for THC!!!! I now have to suffer the rest of my life without pain meds! If you smoke don’t chance it! Take MY advice!!! Don’t take the test thinking you’ll pass after a few weeks because you MOST likely will NOT!
Niacine pills they make you red and itchy but clean you out
Niacin is what companies test for. If they are too high then that is considered a fail because they are not dumb.
I smoke a sweet a day for the past 3 months and i have a urine test in 30 days. I have started drinking lots of water and i am contiplating the detox drinks from the smoke shops. It is red really thick and gross. Cost about 50 bucks. I have used it before but never had to take the test. I am 5’5 177 lbs and i had a baby 3 months ago do the fat index is a little higher then normal. So do you think the water will be enough or what.
I am an everyday smoker and am switching careers. My drug test is this weekend and I will pass it. All you need is about a week, some multivitamin pills and water.
Most of you need to relax…weed really doesnt stay in your system for as long as most people say. Really depends on your body weight and metabolism. DO NOT exercise for the week before your test if you happen to have smoke recently…Excercising actually causes the THC to be re-released into your system that were stored in your fat cells and will have a better chance of showing up in your urine. Drink lots of water but make sure you take vitamin tablets everyday…The drinks you buy from the store are basically a bottle of liquid vitamins…like the author said, “All a detox drink does is provide you with the supplements you need in order to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing lab.” So, if you take your own multivitamins(also just healthy to take these everyday regardless) and drink water you should be fine. I suggest(if you are worried) spending $15 bucks on a drug test a day or two before your real test, you can get that at any pharmacy, since its only for weed you can buy the cheatpest one rather than spending 30+ for multi drug tester. If you fail that then you might need to buy the drink, but if you just follow these steps you should be fine…
-Water/Juices
-Multivitamin pills daily
-NO EXERCISING (Look it up if you don’t believe me
-Try to eat healthier but its not really that important
-Bleach drops in the test cup doesn’t work, the bleach will come up and fail you
-If you take your test and your urine is clear, 99% chance you fucked up and your urine has been way too diluted. Bright yellow to dull yellow usual is good, dark orange is dirty and clear is diluted, watch your urine daily and see where you’re at before your test.
I have a test myself this weekend coming up. I will post my result to prove that this method works. THE DRINK SHOULD BE A LAST RESORT!! They have a one hour drink, give yourself some extra time though, because if you thought the multivitamins pills smelt and tasted bad, you have to drink a 32oz bottle of that same taste and smell in a short amount of time. The flavors are bullshit, but I will say that its worked every time for me, IF DONE CORRECTLY.
If you have any other questions feel free to email me at rsansone@gmail.com.
Sorry saw something wanted to elaborate…Just because your urine is a certain color does not mean you definitely failed or passed. Like I said, go to a pharmacy and buy the $15 marijuana test a day or two before hand to see where you’re at.
Ryan is correct… you really only need a little over a week.. in my case I smoked 3-4 bowls a day.. (if you wanna get technical a little over a gram about 4-7 days a week..) I started cutting down about a month before I planned on getting a new job and totally quit about two weeks before my drug test.. I drank lots of water during that time and exercised alot.. plus I worked at a fast food joint where sweating comes with the work.. lets just say I lost 10 pounds after i stopped smoking.. and took multivitamins and B vitamins..
The day of the test.. I drank a half gallon of tea the night before to get things flowing and a half gallon the day of the test to keep things flowing.. I also took a B Complex vitamin to get some color in my urine and urinated a few times to make sure it was a decent color..
I went to the interview then the lab about 2 hours after the interview.. They had me piss.. it was slightly flourecent but nothing too out of the ordinary.. since the company was using the eCup method.. they would find out the results within about 10 to 15 minutes.. I called back on Monday (today) and they told me all they’re waiting on is the background check.. so essentially I passed the drug test.
B Vitamins.. flushing or diluting your urine and some exersize a week prior and I passed my test.
By the way.. I’m not a small guy.. I’m 6’1 and about 230 pounds (might be considered slightly overweight) but it worked out for even this fat guy.
what type of vitamin b? and did you only take those pills on the day of?
I think I might b hired smoked 2 day don’t no when they go send me 2 a test if I’m called like 2morrow they might send me wut shud I do to come clean
if i’m only 4’10 and like 95 lbs will it be out of my system alot quicker then others? like 2 weeks?
yeh it should be out of your system within the next couple days, but it all depends on how much you smoked prior
Clear urine is fine. Companies test for cretine levels in your piss. Take a cretine supplement. Don’t drink too much water like gallons a day because that can kill your kidneys.
What a scum bag smokin lush wen u have a baby. I feel bad for tht kid.
that is rude if u CAN NOT say something nice then keep ur mouth shut weed is better than cigs an alcohol they r the 2 number 1 killers of america so shut up an dont say anything unless u know wat ur talkin bout weed doesnt impair driving it diesnt make u see stuff u dont go loopy u can walk straight pretty much the only thing it does is makes ur eyes blood shot red but im alright i been smoking gradutated an getting hired even tho they know i smoke cuz im dependable an everything!!!
Agree!! What a hypocrite. I rather smoke weed than take those psycho pills like Xanax or Prozac, or drink alcohol (the worst of them all). MJ is the best way to unwind a day. I am a responsible parent with a great career, have my kid in a fantastic private school, have a mortgage, pets, and responsibilities galore. Regretfully, I have to keep my passtime a secret due to ignorant people like that.
Hey so I havent smoked for 65 days but before that smoked almost everyday for years. i’m 5’2″ 150lbs. i have a drug test next week, do you think i will pass of should i still buy a detox drink to be safe or what. please help!
i have a drug test in 21 days and i smoked 3 days ago will i pass
Yeah man if you havent smoked that much before i just passed my drug test by putting bleach in it
You should be OK. It took me about 45 days to test clean and I was a very heavy smoker for many years prior
i found the perfect way to pass n thats not smoking weed for awhile,i no it sucks but thats just how it is. I have no desire to go back to jail or prison so think about whats more important”half hour buzz to maybe an hour” or being free?
Water is the key.rapidly drink bout a gallon n 1/2 to flush n dilute.
it will come back as diluted and count as a fail so this is definately NOT the option.
wat about drining venegar does that help clean you out before a drug test?
does smoking the leaves show up 2?
The leaves contain THC, so yes. The fan leaves wont do anything if you smoke them, so i at least hope you are talking about the smaller, bud leaves.
so i have not smoked for over two weeks now and am going to have a urine test in about 13 days (about a month of not smoking). i recently took a home drug test called ‘first check’ which claims lab accuracy…my results on that came out negative. im just looking for any suggestions people might have that will increase my chances even further on passing the real test.
Water, water and more water
Too much water is not good.
I have a drug test coming up tomorrow. The last time i smoked was april 13, tomorrow will be may 11th. Exactly 28 days later i havent smoked. Recently been goin to the gym for atleast 45 mins a day. I’m about 5″6 150lbs. I smoked for a few months a good everyday.Havent been eating too much fat foods atleast a salad a day. I’m drinking a more then half gallon of green tea at the moment and i just want to know if i will be able to pass my urine test tomorrow? Let me know what to do.
Hope I don’t mess this up here…I had a few hits in the last week and have been a non-smoker prior to that. Will I fail if I’ve only had a few hits?
whoops quick fix synthetic urine easier than drinking a half of a gallon of water, comes with heat pad and temp strip, yeh, only way to go…
for cort or probaition they watch you in a mirror…
They watch us directly and CLOSELY, I had to quit to pass, simple as that
I am simply amazed at how stupid you people are. Did you not read the post? Those drinks, Niacin, ANY DETOX DRINK. THEY ARE ALL SCAMS. Dilution is THE only way to pass a drug test. I smoked seven hours before a test.. Drank a butt load of water, took vitamin B-2 B-6 and B-12, Drank about a half gallon of cranberry juice, and took two creatine pill.. all about 4-5 hours before the test, urinated 30 times before the test.. to empty my bladder of toxins, kept drinking and drinking and drinking water, although not too much that you get water intoxication.. And took the right vitamins to make my urine pass.. NONE of those drinks/powders/BS cures work.. They all say “Drink lots of water with, or before drinking this drink”.. thats the whole point. the drink just makes your pee yellow. thats it. but so does the vitamins and cranberry.
does it matter how much you smoke? because i smoke from sun up to sun down and then some more… so will 7 days be enough time with the flushing im doing
Did not work for me, but luckily I am legal and the judge understands it can take as long as 90 days for a heavy smoker, I have had to quit and no the detox drink did not work
If I smoked the week or a day or whaever before I get a home u.a. Would clorox bleach make it come up positive?
if its first check drug test they are vary accurate no it wont work your gunna have to stop smokeing and start drinking alot thats the only way
dude i smoked the day before probation and the morning i went and i passed just drank a half a gallon of water about 2 hours before the test take about 3 to 4 pisses beause thc builds up in yuor system so you gotta get all that piss out of you when you wake up cause it qwill be dirty then just fill your stomach up with around a half gallon of water more doesnt hurt but you dont need to go crazy like people usualy tghink and also drinkin water like crazy a week before uyou test wont do shit cause its in your fat cells so all were trying to do here is fill you bladder with anough water to were the thc levels are so low they cannot be tested also take a vitamin B comlex about an hour before the test witch will make your urine yellow tnkas B Downlsow
Wow! Punctuation is your friend, brother.
i came on this site to try to pass a piss test and you people didnt help me any
just sweat ur ass off. if it means having sex, playing sports, running, whatever
i hit a joint like 4 times last night and i took two hits out of a vaporizer the day before. i most likely will be getting tested later this week, if not, early next week. can someone help please?
wow this is so funny i really hope you people are not listening to these STUPID comments some of these people are leaving
if they cant spell simple words then you should probably NOT take their advice on how to pass a drug test
heres some food for thought for you on how to pass a drug test
DONT DO DRUGS
TADA problem solved
if your on probation why in the hell would you smoke weed when you know you could get a drug test at any given time and then come on these websites and listen to STUPID ass comments that people are leaving
UGH PEOPLE PISS ME OFF
you should relax and smoke a fatty…
agreed
Funny.. you remind me of my ex.
her name was emily oddly enough.
what you need to do is smoke a blunt and youll have a whole new outlook on life trust me
You are on the wrong site if you are so against 420. Get out!!
I smoke weed 4 times a day and am an extremely good speller, intelligent and possess an expansive vocabulary, and make good money so let me ask this smart bitch; if you don’t like weed why are you spending your time on weed sites talking shit to people. No one on the site asked for a judgement to be posted. Get a life. ugh. bitches piss me off.
people that want to talk shit shouldnt even be on a website like this. like why would you even post a comment when you are against or offended about what people have said. get a life and grow up considering i guess you must get off by trying to shit on other people when actually, i doubt anyone give a damn what you say. Grow up and go back to your.. i guess unexciting life?
STFU, Dont do drugs, weed is no more of a drug than evrything else that is sold legaly.it is much better than alcohol or tobacco. LEGALIZE IT
emilys im better than you attitude sure smells ,just comes on here to preach?catch cancer emily
wow did you figure that out all by your little self, why are you on this site Emily?
Oh Emily…why are you here? I don’t mean on this site, but on this earth. Haven’t you got anything better to do than to spread your toxic judgement on the world? Like fall on a knife?
Wonder if this has happened to anyone else. I failed a pre-employment drug screen yesterday and have another test for a different job at the same clinic tomorrow, If I pass are they going to challenge it?
I failed my test because of a POSITIVE Opiate reading. I,m clean and I
would like to know why?
poppy seed. or vicadin
So i may have to pee for my probation officer in 5 days, and for the past month i have smoked almost everyday. I know the pee will be sent to a lab. i’ve done the lots of water drinking b4 the test in the past for other occasions but they all were dip stick tests. the sending to the lab thing is what bugs me out. Does the diluting and taking vitamins really work? also has anyone ever used the synthetic urine?
synthetic urine works but they will watch you piss well they do in my state its tuff to keep it body temp look in to the wizzanator you gotta have some balls to use this tho
They send ours out to, and even after 36 days of not smoking and a detox drink I still failed. You have to quit for a while to pass.
Yes synthetic urine does work i have used it. But do the water and vitamin thing you never know.
I took 3 lortab tens yesterday around 4 pm and i have a piss test 2morrow at ll is there anyway to pass this test
I smoked roughly about 5 weeks ago, & i took a lab test from the state today. Do u think i passed the drug test, i had also taken water pills a day after smoking. if i fail i will go to rehab for 9 months.
Im in texas btw.
I have a drug test in about 22 hours and the last time i smoked was monday. I have been drinking water for the past 3 hours and have been taking my vitamins as well. I def do not want to buy the detox kit because the cheapest one around my area is 103 dollars. Can someone help me out and give me specific instructions in order to take advantage of these last hours that i have. thanks
Bryan
I never really smoked I hadn’t smoked for like a year untill 3 weeks ago going to be 4 weeks tomarrow I have a drug test next week on thursday I work out almost everyday will I pass??
You will pass, just drink lots of water ’till you go.
i hAVE A DRUG TEST 2MAROW AND I JUS SMOKED YESTURDAY..DO ANY ONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS THAT I COULD DO WITHUT SPENDING MONEY..
Haven’t soked in 7 days I. Drank beer a couple days ago ..but I work in produve an I eat a lot of fruit I’ve beentaking nassins an drinking juice an water all week should I pass my drug test tommorow I’ve pissed like three times a day
can anyone help
i might have a drug test tomorrow and i have smoked some pot and need to know how i can get it out of my system quick.i have heard taking efferdent works but how do u pass?
LEGALIZE IT please. Make tobacco and salvia illegal!!! I have graduated with my bachelor of fine art degree from a university and i would like it to be a little easier for a ten year smoker to get a job. I have never quit not even for one day and I don’t think I can or should have to. These employers will hire a stupid pill head and turn down an overqualified weed smoker the same day. Employers should give me a chance. I won’t come to work high or sell weed at work. Give us a chance. We are not all stupid.
So I gather that dilution is the only way to pass. Or bring a friends urine. Some say bleach fixes it, some say it does not. Some say exersise a lot, some say it re releases the thc from your fat cells? Nobody mentions Golden Seal? is that like Creatine?
Golden seal is what they look for. You people think the drug test or labs are stupid. They can see what shit you take and if the levels are high, they know that you are trying to hide something.
I smoked 3 weeks ago. Nothing big, a couple hits. It wasn’t of a high strain either. Just schwag, now normally you would say i would be clean no matter what. But, i am 6’2″ 300+ lbs. I have a drug test tomorrow.
I used Quickfix Synthetic Urine between 10-15 times on my randoms at work. It works every damn time. Im not here to pitch no bullshit to anybody but its like $35 and it works every time. It may be a little high in price for some of you but it works for me every time so i have no problem paying it. They have a website too. I messed up urine tests on the detox drinks before. I dont trust them at all
okay, i smoked 2 days ago which was on sunday and i have a urine test tomorrow which is wednsday. ive been clean for the 2 days before the test, taking alot of multivitamins, and flushing my system out with water and tea..am i basically screwed for tomorrow’s test?
okay, i smoke eveyday and i have a piss test tomorrow. what should i do ?
I have taken 2 lortab 10s today in i have a drug test tommorow what do i do, Please help i had a bad tooth ache in i never took them until now in i am afraid of lossing a chance at a really good job any body have any ideas
ok so i am 16 and am now applying for a job i have a piss test in one week, but i hit a roach kush 2 weeks ago. i drank alot of water and cranberry juice will i pass? Also i was a heavy smoker and then i stoppped for 2 weeks, but then i hit the roach.
Has anyone taken Synthetic Urine recently and passed?
My friend bought it 3 years ago and passed.
Back in ’95-99 I always used the $40 drinks and passed – then I lost a job in 2000 b/c the drink failed me.
So, as of July 2010 – anyone take Synthetic Urine this year and pass a test?
i took quick fix yesterday and my test came back diluted….
just peed today after about a 2 day break from smokin about a gram… havent smoked in 4 years… drank alot of water and peed about, damn… 3 times before the test. I was on a real small snack diet and had a big breakfast the morning of the test bcuz it was unexpected… anyone think imma pass??
No
any answers to my question?
so how can i prevent my urine from being too dilluted
i have a drug test on monday (3 days away). i smoke everyday & have for years now. what is the best way to get it out of my system? quickly & as simple as possible. i wanted to bring someone elses pee with me but i was told by one person that they watch me pee & told by another that theyre not allowed to watch unless its crime related (like on parole or probation). also that it would hav 2 b body temperature. this is just for a job. i live in illinois. anyone kno anything? pleeeeasssse help :( im in desperate need of a job & i finally my dream job. helping animals & i will be devastated if i dont get it.
okay so i smoked tuesday night and im taking my test this coming monday. ive been drinking over a gallon of water a day, started taking cranberry supplement pills yesterday, and 1000 mg of niacin today. so how long should i take the niacin until and should i increase my daily dose? also, i have vitamin b-2 to take to put color into my urine, but how much should i take and how long before the test? i took an at-home test today and passed but its being tested at a lab so im getting really nervous, any help would be greatly appreciated!!
i used a detox drink to take my drug test. I peed four times because it was still yellow. when i peed in the cup it was bright clear yellow this doesnt mean i failed does it?
i havent smoked in 4 days and just drank water,will i pass my test tomorow?
i drank to much water to where my urine looks like water it aint yellow at all, i have a ua in about 3 hours and last time i took the test it said it was tampered with i think that was cause of all the water, what can i do to pass the urine test
Screw all that. Synthetic urine will work 100% of the time, as long as no one is watching you (I doubt anyone will).
I am a frequent user, but have stopped for just over 6 weeks now. I may have to take a UA for employment in about two weeks. I was able to pass a home test only after drinking about 40 oz of water (but color was a little on the pale side). I do have a high BMI. Was wondering if anyone else thought my chances were high of passing when that time comes.
Also…please support NORML.
I’ve been an active skateboarder for
about 8 years now, and a heavy smoker
for about 6 years now, but I skate for about
5 hours a day and sweat tremendously,
I’m 6’0 and 145lbs and I’m taking a drug test
in about 15 days to go on extern at
a hospital, I have a box of quick fix should I
just use that or try to detox w/ water and vitamins
and no smoking? How long do any of you think
it would take for me to detox? I’m very fit
keep in mind, almost anorexic looking.