How to pass a urine test is pretty straightforward, but I’m constantly amazed by all the false information that’s out there being passed around. But if you’re feeling desperate about finding a way to pass a drug test, I can understand why you might be tempted to go with something that ‘sounds good.’ And especially if this is your first time being tested, it can be really hard to tell the good info about how to pass a urine test from the bad.
Sometimes I feel like a preacher or something, I swear. But instead of getting up on a pulpit to rant about fire and brimstone and the wages of sin, I’m on a soapbox trying to get through to people that dilution is the only reliable way to pass a urine test. And instead of fighting Satan, my nemesis is a Mountain of Misinformation.
An Important Fact About Passing a Urine Test With Dilution
What about you? Have you heard about dilution and then just dismissed it as yet another weird theory about how to pass a urine test? Well, before you write it off, think about this: you know those detox drinks you can buy? That’s exactly how they work: DILUTION, plain and simple. Yes, I KNOW they claim to ‘cleanse’ your system, blah, blah, blah. But the harsh scientific reality is that you can’t detoxify your body to get rid of THC in a hurry – all you can do is temporarily detoxify your urine by flushing your kidneys with water. So the only thing detox drinks actually cleanse is your wallet, regardless of their marketing hype.
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How Detox Drinks Work
When you read the directions on any commercial detox drink, every single one tells you to drink lots of water before drinking it. The reason why is because those companies know the truth – that dilution is the only way to pass a urine test in a hurry. But a good sales pitch can make common dirt sound like the answer to your prayers, so they have to make you believe that their products contain some secret potion that can miraculously wash THC out of your system. But the reality is that it’s the water you drink that temporarily ‘washes’ the THC out of your kidneys. All a detox drink does is provide you with the supplements you need in order to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing lab.
The Pros & Cons of Using a Detox Drink to Pass a Urine Test
Which isn’t to say that detox drinks never work, because they often do. The big problem with them is that they’re just not very reliable. They’re a one-size-fits-all solution for the average person, and because everyone’s metabolism is different, you just have no way of knowing in advance if you’re going to be average enough for them to work for you. In most cases you’re way better off just buying the same ingredients that are in those things and custom-making your own ‘detox drink’ at home. Every single ingredient in those drinks is something you can buy yourself in any health food store or major pharmacy.
Another good reason for making your own detox drink is that it gives you a chance to test yourself before taking your real test. With a commercial detox drink you don’t get a second chance, unless you buy a couple of them at fifty bucks or more a pop. Making your own happens to be a hell of a lot cheaper than buying a commercial drink, but I think for most people that’s not really a big consideration. After all, if you lose your job because you didn’t pass a urine test then it won’t really matter how much money you saved.
There’s information about how to make your own detox drink plastered all over this website, and a good place to start is by reading the tips in this post. But if you’re in a hurry and you just want it all in one place, then you might want to check out my ebook about how to pass a drug test.
But one damn good argument in favor of commercial detox drinks is that they’re just so easy. You drink lots of water and then chug down the bottle right before you go in for your urine test. Period, you’re done. If you pass, you just saved yourself some hassle. Making your own home brew means you have to buy the individual ingredients that will mask your dilution, and then you have to keep track of what you’re taking and how much water you’re drinking. So, some people just may not want to deal with it. I don’t recommend taking a chance on a commercial drink if you have a probation test, or if you absolutely, positively have to keep/get a job. But if failing your test wouldn’t be the end of the world, then I can see where someone might want to just get a commercial detox drink and be done with it. I’m so used to making my own brew now that I don’t have to think about it, but I think for some people it would just be too much of a hassle. I guess it just depends on your desperation level.
Home Remedies That Won’t Help You Pass a Urine Test
One thing I get asked about a lot is Sure-Jell, or Certo (same thing). Of all the home remedies out there about how to pass a drug test I think this is one of the most dangerous, because it actually does appear to work sometimes. But you know what? Whenever I’ve talked to someone that passed with Sure-Jell, every single person has told me that they also diluted. But most of the people I’ve talked to who used Sure-Jell didn’t pass, either because they didn’t dilute at all, or because they diluted too much and the testing lab failed them for it. If you’re thinking about using this method because someone you know passed with it, ask them to tell you exactly what steps they used. I bet you discover the same thing I did.
Another theory about how to pass a urine test that you’ve probably read about is taking huge amounts of niacin – and this one really makes me crazy. Not only is it useless for passing a drug test, you can actually cause permanent damage to your liver if you overdose on it. Which isn’t that hard to do when you’re taking like 100 times or more the recommended daily dose. This one got started years ago from a book written by the late L. Ron Hubbard (the founder of Scientology). The book was about a purification/detoxification program for drug addicts, among other things. I’m not saying niacin isn’t an important vitamin, but Hubbard thought it could basically cure cancer and save the world. But um, last I checked the guy never got any degrees in medicine or nutrition, so his advice is based on his opinion alone, not fact. And then there’s that whole Scientology thing. That’s all I’ll say about that…
And then there are other miracle cures: cranberry juice (diuretic, just makes you pee more), vinegar (changes the PH of your urine), etc. etc. etc. You get the idea. Believe me, I know it’s overwhelming when you see how much wildly different information there is on the net about how to pass a drug test. You’d think it’d be easy to find out, but man, it is not. In the end it comes down to an entirely personal decision, but when it comes to specifically how to pass a urine test, I hope I’ve at least given you some food for thought. I’m not saying there’s not good information out there, but before you choose a method to go with just take everything you read with a grain of salt, verify your sources, and above all, ask lots of questions.
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I stopped smokin for about 3 or 4 good wks, then i slipped up and hit the blunt twice..its been about 2 wks ago and i have a drug screening tom and im sooooo nervous.
10 dollars and hr is on the line….yikes
Think i will pass…water and cranberry juice has been my best friend!!!
hope it work all the stuf iav red well wel see lol
WATER. Nothing else is necessary; however, if you want the water to taste pleasant – which makes it MUCH easier BTW – mix up a gallon of your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid. Then simply drink as much of it as you can humanly hold, (with your stomach empty if you’re not in a big hurry). P!ss twice , then go toFIRST to flush out the dirty urine, then go and give your urine sample with NO FEAR. This has worked for me for 20+ years now, every single time. The first few times I did this, I drank the same amount of plain water. For whatever reason, drinking the plain water made me gag after about a half-gallon. It is obvious that Kool-Aid, or even iced tea. I haven’t tried this with soda, because it’s hard to determine exactly how much water ( and not CO2) that you’ve drank, so I do NOT advise drinking soda. You can hold a LOT more non-carbonated liquid, for obvious reasons. ONLY USE THIS METHOD. Everything else on this page is total BS. Trust a stranger this time.
are you positive dude I’ve been smoking off and on and applying for a job that requires a drug test are you sure this will work is there anything else i should do
Dude, the water trick works like a charm!
I got days before a drug test & drinking with ice tea is really helping..
The thing is im a heavy heavy smoker but just still skeptical about passing with loads of ice tea water..lemme see if i get the steps right..
-drink alot of water for two days untill the day of the test
-piss out all the bad urine 20 mins before the testing?
i found that alot of gatorade, about 2 cans of monster, and close to two liters of water works for a 24 hour fix. its worked 3 times for me. and the dude who posted saying he cant be fooled while he’s giving a test just has no life and is jelous cuz he cant get good weed.
Hey … got a really cool suggestion – why not just stop doing the drugs? Ha Ha! By reading your posts, and the thousands of posts on other websites, most of you mention the testing you are trying to deceive – testing that was implemented because you got into trouble. Trouble? When involved with drugs? Connection? Wow!
By the way, as a seasoned veteran who has performed more tests than you will EVER imagine, you cannot fool most testers – unless they are idiots. If I see a diluted specimen, I know to (1) FAIL it, (2) do further testing for what is called – get this – “trace amounts”. If I see a sample that has so obviously has signs of ingestion of herbal solutions or OTHER dangerous “cleansers” – I (1) FAIL it and (2) add something (shhh … a drug) to the sample to see if it ALSO comes back negative – then I know without a fact that something was ingested to illicit a false positive.
WHY put so much effort into getting high and then trying to cover it up? As I said, you cannot fool the tests. AND, the test developers are getting even wiser – some tests come with what are called “markers” that automatically test for additives to the system. Those who get on these forums and say they passed a test by doing “such and such” are either (1) outright lying to you to make themselves look cool (really !?!?!?) or they used one of the hickiest backwoods labs around!
hey moms, thanks for the useless comments. i mean honestly….do u think u really helped? why are you even posting on this topic? nobody wants to here that b.s.
Totally agree with Rude Boy.. No one reading this site gives a s#$t about your opinion or so called “expertise” on the subject.. Speaking of what kind of pathetic life do you have anyways if you spend your days researching these websites… What a loser.
The kind that probably has a job and stable financial well-being.
I just want a summer job. I’m obviously not financially stable bc of college. Most of these people are young and don’t have many responsibilities. Yet with all this drug taking I’m still responsible enough to get A’s and B’s in a Big Ten school.
i reckon i have done 60 urines over six years and have worked out my own beating a urine test process TO SUIT ME and i am 1000 percent confident in it beating any urine test i base my method of flushing on drinking that much liquid that i piss about every 5 mins therefore i believe the drug dont have time to get into your piss not enough time to latch on all the pissing gets rid of the creatine in me i believe thats how they pinch you for diluting i whack the creo back in with the powder form and a vitamin pill for that authentic color but this formula is based on me took me a long time to perfect when and how much creo and pill to take therefore i am not catchable
Mom…shut up. no one likes a nag, you think we dont know that stuff? Getting high is fun and quite frankly worth the risk. Its part of the thrill, fooling dumbass parents, like you, and doctors by passing drug tests, even when high taking the drug test! SO mom….back off and take a hit of the blunt. It could change your perspective :)
first off “mom” you cannot “fail” a diluted specimen. If the lab goes through the trouble and if the company is willing to pay to have other tests done on the urine, which is very expensive by the way, then it can be tested from 50 ng/ml down to maybe 15 ng/ml. If it is still not detected then you LEGALLY CANNOT fail the specimen. The most you can do is not accept it and call for another test. Secondly, people are sick an tired of hearing your “don’t do drugs” speech. We have all heard it before and if we chose to do drugs then guess what, we are gonna do them! We understand we are taking a risk, we do not need every “anti-drug” person who has absolutely no idea what they are talking about to tell us how bad of people we are. If every drug user was a bad person and no one listened to them then the world would not even be where it is at today. I bet you do not even know that some of the worlds smartest people, like Einstein, were users of marijuana. So if by choice you decide not to smoke weed, then good for you that is your choice. But, when it comes to other peoples decisions zip your lips and move on because we do not want to hear it and we do not care.
Amen to that brother
mom, the truth of the matter is that some people are subject to random drug screenings by there employers which are supported by state funded programs, but I won’t bother discussing the violations to my 4th amendment rights. I will not even bring up the fact that what I choose to put in my body, on my own time, is my own business. I will however state that for someone whom thinks this topic is so ridiculous maybe you shouldn’t be spending your time writing three paragraphs worth of comments and “reading posts, and the thousands of posts on other websites”. Why don’t you spend some of your obvious abundant free-time doing something constructive such as learning to read at a third grade level.
Yo all of you stop fucking yelling at this mom she did nothing more then try to look out for us. She just wanted to give us advice. And real smoker are chill and accepting you yelling at just proves your all fucking wannabe smokers so just chill back and smoke a joint….and mom thanks for the advise.
You and Mom are 2 of the only posts that sound like you are “yelling” lol. And if she can give 3 paragraphs worth of her opinion, and you can give yours, then I think its just fine that Everyone else can give theirs too. And smokers are just like the rest of the world… Some of them are “chill”, some are “accepting”, some are hot, some are funny, And Some are probably just cranky lonely people that don’t like their lives and like to get on the computer and tell people how to live theirs. But Some of us don’t care to tell people how to live and Don’t Care to listen to people that tell us how to.
@mom. you ask why we dont stop doing “drugs” marijuana is NOT a drug its a fuckin plant. it just grows like that. crack is a drug. not pot
hey MOM… the subject is how to pass a urine test… not whats your opinion on drug testing. DONT KNOCK IT TILL U TRY IT
Dear mom, My name is brody, im a 25 year old father trying to get his life straight. I used meth and was hooked on a needl for 9 years due to my fathers addiction to the stuff.
I have two months clean from meth. This substance truly is the devil. I agree in a perfect life i would have never used meth.
ive also smoked weed since 14.
I am a drug addict.
The thing about pot is it alows me to be comfortable in my own skn. I am going to n.a have been to three months of rehab and ialso tend church every sunday.
Smoking pot everyday isnt good, but unfortunantly at this point in my life i cant stop using. If im not shooting meth its cause i can smoke weed, if i can smoke weed i have to drink two beers. i know you dont agree with pot but i do have a medical card.
im bipolar and have been on 6 diffrent mental meds perscribed by a dr. The first ones i was on was efexer….i tryed to stab my step dad on it. Itwas given to me at the age of 16 and its not supose to be given to anyone under 18.
Pot allows me to function in a world that i normaly cant function in.
I hate that you can drink, smoke methe, do coke, heroin and all wont show up if you just give it three days, but weed stays in your system for two weeks (for me)
Its just unfair that i do suffer with a disease and probation or the judge has taken my medical pot card there for forcing me to seek out new medicin that i have no clue of the side affect.
I do hope im strong enough to face meth with out the crutch of pot, if i cant ill go to jail, or possibley die from meth.
I guess im just the mentaly challenged wish they werent, add kids wish they want, deformed people wish they wernt….i wish i wasnt a drug addict but pot does help me alot in life.. I wish you didnt look at people that self medicate and live a close to normal life as possible with out believing i should be locked up for turning to a plant and god for help.
Im stoping smoking while im on the ankle monitor for 25 days :( but i dont knwo if i have it in me to stop taking my thc pills once aday for three years. Im sorry people like me try to trick you, but through my eyes youre trying to catch me for somehting that i honestly believe helps me stay off meth and put me in jail for relying on a plant when for years ive relyed on something. Im just trying to live and survive to the next day.
sorry to bother you if i did
Amen.
man i smoked liike two dayz ago and i took a shot of vinegar and drank hella water hope i pass. cuz if i dont two months in juvie..
ill tell ya people the asprin trick works the best……….water and asprin…
y take asprin water does the trick alone and asprin can actually kill you if you take to much..just wake up early before your test drink 1 1/2 gallon of water piss at least 3-4 times and drink a coke or mountain dew on your way to the test. You will piss straight up water and the coke or mt dew gives it that authentic piss color good luck people..AND MOM SUCK IT……..
Ive read a lot on drinking certo, that it doesn’t work – that it does work, ect. I have to test tomorrow morning for probation so at 11:30 this evening I bought some certo drank it at 12:00am,YUK! Anyways I tested myself at 2:10am and hurray I’m clean. I’ll try to remember to update after tomorrow to let everyone know if I get the same results at the probation office. Maybe people it don’t work for will have different metabolism than say me, so if this helps I’m tall, thin and I smoked quiet a bit this past week. Just make sure you drink it all – two pouches. It taste like crap but don’t throw it up. Tip I had some crackers and after I drank half and felt like I was going to get sick I ate the crackers it definitely helped a lot. I hope this helps.
soo did it work for u?
Just don’t take drugs. Then you won’t have to worry about passing a drug test. Duh.
marijuana is not a drug. Thc is the drug in marijuana. But Alcohol has much worse symptoms ect ect and IMO of self experience drinking alcohol is much worse then smoking some bud. Take 20 bucks buy a case of beer or a bottle. Take 20 bucks and go buy 20 of mids or dro. Drink all the beer in the same time. Then smoke the bud at the same time frame and think, which one are you able to operate and function on efficiently? Deff, not the alcohol. People need to realize that smoking bud is the best thing you can do. To all the older moms, dads, ect ect that drink wine and beer that you yourself arn’t following in good footsteps and think you are but your not. People in charge need to change their thinking abilities and think about what they are doing instead of coming up with dumb laws and regulations. So point of the matter is that smoking marijuana is the best way to go of anyways. Don’t Drink, Don’t do dope, don’t smoke crack , don’t become a aaa member, Don’t smoke crack, Don’t do coke,Don’t do pills and don’t think you know if you don’t! All of these above are drugs except one. Can you figure out which that is? Problem solved. As for the Drug tests they should be testing for drugs not THC or marijuana. And that is the problem with society today not categorizing drugs or there content of the reality. So I say this to you, Smoke weed EVERY DAY and pass your tests that aren’t even testing you. One day the head hanchos will understand what they don’t.
I took a few bong rips before I went to work and it happened to be that day they said my last drug screen has expired so they made me take a new one.. Drank 10 bottles of water my piss was completely clear.. I hope I passed! lol
can i flush my system out if i have drinked a whole gallon of water then a detox drink. and i had 4 water pills earlier then just took 2 more about an hour ago? i have pied around 40 times today. do think my system is flushed out?
i did herion tonight and xanax i have a urine test tomorrow at 230 how can i pass it ?? any help???
Hey, this is my situation: i was locked up on tha 3rd of march while being locked up i took 4 pulls of some weed in county,i was released from jail on an ankle bracelet on the 27th of march, i was tested my urine had a very small amount of thc in it my parole offcier was kool i took 3-4 hits off a blunt tha following Friday i havent smoked since than i have a test in 3 days am i good or am i fckd?
hi guys and gals, my parents test me and i have 30 codeine from a friend, if i take them will i be clean in 2 days. If i drink water work out vitamins vinger the whole nine yards? and i have plenty of tests i can do myself so lets say in 2 days im dirty then what do i do?
> i have 30 codeine from a friend
I hope that’s a typo or something. You don’t seriously think codeine is going to help you pass a drug test, do you? If so, I can tell you right now that you’re doomed.
What you have to do is drink lots of water for a couple of hours before you’re tested. Anything you drink before then is a waste of time.
I smoked a few hits off of a joint about 30 days ago and just went it and did a pre-employment drug test. Now I drink those 5 hour energy shots every day and drink soda. Have not drank hardly any water. Should I be alright. BTY I had not smoked weed before that for 3 years…Im 5ft4 140lbs. What you do think??
ive heard that dilution and sex is the best way to pass a screening. dont no how accurate but its definitely worth a shot.
I was clean for about 3 months, sunday I took a couple of hits, tuesday shared a joint, and wednesday took a couple of hits.its thursday and I got a pee test tommorrow.
I’m drinking water like crazy and taking two “one a day” vitmans. I bought XXXtraClean drink that I’m going to take before the test.
ill let u guys know if I pass or not
feel free to send any suggestions this way!
so I have pre-employment screening and i’ve smoked almost everyday for 2 years. The test is 2morrow. Whats the best way to detox? dilute obviously but is there anything else i can do to make it better?
So I quit smokin four days ago and havent been drinkin very much water but drank 1 gallon of cranberry juice. I gotta piss test tomorrow morning at 10. Think Ill pass??
i weigh like 280lbs and i smoked 2 weeks ago. before the 2 weeks i was clean. i have a drug text in approx. 1 week. if i smoke a blunt tonight and start a detox immediately after smokin will i pass??
Hi am 18 yrs old nd I smoked bout 2 days ago nd i have an upcoming pre employment test in 2 days i smoked sum dro nd i have been drinking lots of water so my pee can be dilute . Would taking vitamins b12 give it sum color ? I NEED HELP PLZ !!!!
Hi , I smoked on around March 16th, I don’t smoke on the regular and I have to take a drug screen for employment, but it isn’t due right away.. Is THC still in my system? All I drink is water and I’m always on the treadmil…
Here is my case, I’ve been a regular smoker for about a year (0.3g/day: not the strong stuff or the buds but just the leaves that are trimmed) … I’ve stopped smoking for 2 weeks now and I’ll be having a urine test in about a week or so for a pre-employment screening. I am 140lb and 5’9.
I’ve been drinking lots of fluids, doing more exercise and fasting ever since. I pop 3 cranberry pills a day (500mg) and also one Dulcolax every other day which washes the intestines clean. I also drink lots of green tea.
I read about the dilution, B-2 and Cretinine supplement methods and I’ll be applying it in the day of the test.
Do you think I’ll pass the test ???
Am I required to pay for a drug test, if tested by a doctor. Is there some federal law that requires me to pay for it.
K2 is chemicals sprayed onto some herbs, i wouldnt reccomend doing that. but onto the drug tests, i once smoked and realized i had 1 day til my drug test, so i drank mad water that night and the morning b4 and passed :)
hey i moved to va last year n havent smoked in 6 months but im going for the navy n i have my physical tomorrow but i was around the smoke about a week and a half ago and im sure i got contact but i didnt even touch it im downin water like a pool pump rite now and suggetions or specific directions for diluting my urine ? emergency shit ill take txt tips 413 626 1488
Just being around someone who’s smoking weed will NOT make you test positive for THC.
You’d better stop drinking so much water IMMEDIATELY. Otherwise your urine is going to be diluted, and they might think you’re deliberately trying to pass a drug test that way, which looks suspicious. If you haven’t smoked in 6 months you’re clean, you’ve got nothing to worry about at all.
i smoked hash 2 days ago 2 days in a row…i have a urine test in 2 days. im 150lbs 5’10 and dont really work out but i have a good metalobism. any advice for passibg the test?
I’ve heard diluting is the best method. No exercise for the week of the test. Take a multi-vitamin and milk thistle which is a liver detox. Good luck having ur tests, I have a test next week :P
I’ve heard all of that too except for the no exercise? Is that what you meant to say? if you exercise it speeds up your metabolism which helps get the stuff out of your system quicker. At least that is what I have always been told.
Okay nvmd I guess I shoulda kept reading 1st. I use opiates and i always says to do anything to boost ur metabolism but I guess weed doesn’t work the same way….
I was wondering I take adderall and I smoke weed everyday I was wondering If I can pass a UA for a job if they show up the same because I presribe adderall???
Man yaw can’t be serious.they test for spice on pannel test.n lab.I’m in drug court n my boy just got hit for it.
I smoked only one hit of weed an i did one line of coke that was 48 h before a test. Do you think i’ll pass it? Thanks for the information
Aye i smoked for the first time March 5th, then again on the 6th, 7th and the 11th. I haven’t smoked since then. How many more days till its 100% sure ill be fine to pass a drug test?
Haven’t smoke pot for 5 or 6 months but on the 8th of this month I smoked a L wit 5 people sum regs.I’m 24 220 poumds. I may have a test comin up the 22 should I be good or wat shud I do to clean out need real answer thanx
Oh and its a dip stick test not the lab
Getting tested in about 40 days. I have been a frequent smoker for the past year or so, however, have cut back in the past month (few times a week) I smoked alot today though. Just curious if I will be OK just by working out and drinking lots of water, tea & cranberry juice? I weigh about 215 right now. Any suggestions would be aprreciated
I would like to clear up some things, and provide my own personal experiece with a probation drug test. DETOX KITS DO NOT WORK.. Their bullshit. I took one, granted I only stopped smoking for 6 days(and I’m a heavy smoker), followed the instructions and failed, although the line on the test kit was still there, it wasn’t clear enough. My probation officer was really nice and let me off. My best advice which comes from my experience and from what I’ve seen online, is to stop smoking AT LEAST 20 days before your test. This is if your a heavy smoker, multiple times a day. Then rigourously work out for about 14-16 days. Then test yourself undiluted. If you fail. Then you know that you must dilute. If that happens read up online and this website to dilute. Also, healthy diet, drink lots of water (not to flush out thc per se, but to speed up metabolism) Look uponline, how to speed up metabolism. WARNING stop excercising and speeding up metabolism approximately 4 days before your test. Also you can $13 dollar drug test kits at walmart. Do practice dilution runs.
Jeff, all of this is excellent advice. Pay attention, people…
so i been somoakin some dro and i have to take a test in like a day or two maybe three not sure what is there i can do help
i have a test coming up in about 8 days i smoked yesterday, if a use detox drinks, take vitimins and excersise up to 2 days before the test and drink losts of water will i pass
What ever you do don’t excersise at lest 2 or 3 days before your test, Excersising before you take your test will release THC from your fat cells in to your urine, drink alot tea and water and start taking vitamin B12 and B complex that will turn your pee back to yellow and then 2hr before you take your test you need to take 4 Aspirin!! That will help you pass your test. What ever you do donot give them the first part of your pee! Pee just a little before you pee in the cup, The first part of your pee has the most THC in it. Everone has THC in there body, That is why thay give you up to 50ng of THC, If it is more than 50ng you will not pass your test!! Good luck. (Your friend Jeff C.)
I swear my PO said they now allow 2000ng in your system but im not sure. Havent took a drug test yet and im nervous.
How can you comment you swear and then not be sure… lls
what does the aspirin do?
hey jeff i smoked about a week and a half ago and i have a drug test tommmorow november 17 2011… i dont smoke often this was only my second time smoking in my life do you think i willl pass? i m about 5’3 240 pounds
you will pass
Ok. I got a job offer at a hospital and I have to pass a drug screen in 6 days. I smoked one j one day ago and havent smoked any since. I am a religious smoker for 7 years. I weigh 120lbs. and I really need this job. I’m scared to drink just water because I dont want my test to show up diluted…SOME ONE PLEASE GIVE ME AN ANSWER THAT WILL HELP ME PASS MY URINE TEST W/O IT SHOWING UP DILUTED!!
still drink water but take vitamins to give your urine color
usually miracle detoxifiers say drink plenty of water..why? to dilute. just dont be dumb and kill yourself by means of water intoxication. it doesn’t take 3 gallons in 2 hours to pass.drink a moderate amount (2 or 3 pints) pee as often as you can and your good.
not true
the peeing part is not true, but the dilution is true. Peeing frequently wont change anything. Just drink a ton of water and use the last 5 seconds of your piss
does drinnkin pickle jucie work
So I’m 25 and im only like 135 lbs, with like no body fat and I smoked yeaterday, if I drink lots of water and eat some vitamins you think I’ll be ok?
First time smoker how long do you think it will take to get out of my system?
has anyone heard about the baking soda method
okay my names rich and i have this mother in law thats trying 2 make my life hard.i smoke weed every other day and she got me this spot in her job and idk when there gonna drug test me.idk how to be clean on a urine test.can you help me bro?i no it can be any day now just looking for a way not 2 disappoint my baby mother even though she knows i smoke
so im joinin the marines and i go to meps next week (9 days) and thats where im gettin pee tested as well. i been smokin for every day for almost 6 years and stopped 2 days ago. ive been workin out and sweatin like crazy, drinkin a lot of water and tea. does anyone know whats good with their drug testing?
Its basically just like any other piss test, when I went to MEPS, there were servicemen in there, but I went into a stall. None of them were really watching anyone piss, I guess just in there to make sure there wasn’t any funny business.
Your screwed. Delay the MEPS entry. I went through MEPS 2 years ago and failed for weed and it had been 2 weeks since I smoked after 6 years of smoking. It takes about 30 days to cleanse your system for that much use. Also the more you exercise the more THC your releasing into your system since it bonds to triglycerides. Dilution is an option but considering all the shit you do in that three hours drinking enough water beforehand wouldn’t help. Fuck what your recruiter says, delay delay delay for one month or you will probably fail that test.
yes you will fail it is all bull shit i did it all and quit still fail
Okay I’ve been clean for 6 months and I took 2 hits of bud and it has been a month since then and once again I just smoked (three hits) and i have a test in month for proba. Will i be clean cause i checked in yesterday and i have to check in in 27 days.
I HAVE A DRUG TEST TOMMOROW AND MY BUDDY SAID TO DRINK 4 OZ OF VINEGAR WITH UP 48 OZ OF WATER RIGHT AFTER PEE THREE TO FOUR TIMES BEFORE YOU GO HES NEVER FAILED A DRUG TEST IN THE PAST 2 YEARS AND HE WENT ONCE A WEEK
is that true does vinegar and water really work
i heard a lot about people dieing from doing k2. i wasn’t sure to believe it or not because people say what they want to and exaggerated. well it is true that it can cause severe brain damage AFTER a while of doing A LOT of it. i was at a friends and we wanted to get high, but didn’t have any weed well my friends girl knew someone down the street, no one else knew him, but we wanted to get high so we said what the hell. well it was like 2 so we couldnt see anything well it was k2 and once it hit me i couldnt even walk, i took about 20 hits, eveything was slow, then realy fast, i will tell you its fun but its not worth the risk, weed is natural, and has no proof of causing any damage to your health people have been studying it for many years. i did lost of research about k2 yes its fun and doesnt show on piss test but seriously it is not worth it.
that sounds exaggerated and if you read it in the media, it’s probably over-rated. However, natural weed has less side-effects.
Spice is synthetic chemicals sprayed on… well, spice. K2 is fun, but good ole mary jane will do you good.
Hey guys and gals! I have a question not pertaining to THC but to adderall in hopes that someone will know of a good answer for me. My friend is prescribed adderall. I have been taking a few here and there. I I have a drug test tomorrow that just popped up. Is there anything I can do or take for that matter that’ll help me pass it???
i took a detox draink and havent smoked in 3 weeks and do nothing but drank water and fail they do not work and i only waight 115
just drink lots of water. adderol is usually out of your system in 2-3 days. jsut drink water water water :) but 2 hours before your test load up on water and take vitamin b-6 and b-12 tablets too turn your piss yellow. (double the dosage on the b-6 and b-12).
Actrolly adderall only stays in ur system for 2-3 days… So if u havent taken any since u should be fine… With flyin colors… And it will not show up as adderall ut shows up as amphetimen so if u dont pass make shure u tell ur parents u werent dopin up…. Haha
I AM PERSCRIBED ADDERAL AND IT ONLY TAKES 3 DAY TO GET OUT SO JUST DRINK WATER FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.
simple, drink water till you cant no more, you should start pissing clear within a half hour, take a few multi-vitamins which will put the color back into your pea. Good tests will test the level of creotin in your pea, so go get some from the gnc store and take that while your dilluting. I’ve passed several tests in an hour or less using this method, once I was high, and passed an hour later. no bull.
Jeff C…does aspirin before the test really work?