How to pass a urine test is pretty straightforward, but I’m constantly amazed by all the false information that’s out there being passed around. But if you’re feeling desperate about finding a way to pass a drug test, I can understand why you might be tempted to go with something that ‘sounds good.’ And especially if this is your first time being tested, it can be really hard to tell the good info about how to pass a urine test from the bad.
Sometimes I feel like a preacher or something, I swear. But instead of getting up on a pulpit to rant about fire and brimstone and the wages of sin, I’m on a soapbox trying to get through to people that dilution is the only reliable way to pass a urine test. And instead of fighting Satan, my nemesis is a Mountain of Misinformation.
An Important Fact About Passing a Urine Test With Dilution
What about you? Have you heard about dilution and then just dismissed it as yet another weird theory about how to pass a urine test? Well, before you write it off, think about this: you know those detox drinks you can buy? That’s exactly how they work: DILUTION, plain and simple. Yes, I KNOW they claim to ‘cleanse’ your system, blah, blah, blah. But the harsh scientific reality is that you can’t detoxify your body to get rid of THC in a hurry – all you can do is temporarily detoxify your urine by flushing your kidneys with water. So the only thing detox drinks actually cleanse is your wallet, regardless of their marketing hype.
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How Detox Drinks Work
When you read the directions on any commercial detox drink, every single one tells you to drink lots of water before drinking it. The reason why is because those companies know the truth – that dilution is the only way to pass a urine test in a hurry. But a good sales pitch can make common dirt sound like the answer to your prayers, so they have to make you believe that their products contain some secret potion that can miraculously wash THC out of your system. But the reality is that it’s the water you drink that temporarily ‘washes’ the THC out of your kidneys. All a detox drink does is provide you with the supplements you need in order to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing lab.
The Pros & Cons of Using a Detox Drink to Pass a Urine Test
Which isn’t to say that detox drinks never work, because they often do. The big problem with them is that they’re just not very reliable. They’re a one-size-fits-all solution for the average person, and because everyone’s metabolism is different, you just have no way of knowing in advance if you’re going to be average enough for them to work for you. In most cases you’re way better off just buying the same ingredients that are in those things and custom-making your own ‘detox drink’ at home. Every single ingredient in those drinks is something you can buy yourself in any health food store or major pharmacy.
Another good reason for making your own detox drink is that it gives you a chance to test yourself before taking your real test. With a commercial detox drink you don’t get a second chance, unless you buy a couple of them at fifty bucks or more a pop. Making your own happens to be a hell of a lot cheaper than buying a commercial drink, but I think for most people that’s not really a big consideration. After all, if you lose your job because you didn’t pass a urine test then it won’t really matter how much money you saved.
There’s information about how to make your own detox drink plastered all over this website, and a good place to start is by reading the tips in this post. But if you’re in a hurry and you just want it all in one place, then you might want to check out my ebook about how to pass a drug test.
But one damn good argument in favor of commercial detox drinks is that they’re just so easy. You drink lots of water and then chug down the bottle right before you go in for your urine test. Period, you’re done. If you pass, you just saved yourself some hassle. Making your own home brew means you have to buy the individual ingredients that will mask your dilution, and then you have to keep track of what you’re taking and how much water you’re drinking. So, some people just may not want to deal with it. I don’t recommend taking a chance on a commercial drink if you have a probation test, or if you absolutely, positively have to keep/get a job. But if failing your test wouldn’t be the end of the world, then I can see where someone might want to just get a commercial detox drink and be done with it. I’m so used to making my own brew now that I don’t have to think about it, but I think for some people it would just be too much of a hassle. I guess it just depends on your desperation level.
Home Remedies That Won’t Help You Pass a Urine Test
One thing I get asked about a lot is Sure-Jell, or Certo (same thing). Of all the home remedies out there about how to pass a drug test I think this is one of the most dangerous, because it actually does appear to work sometimes. But you know what? Whenever I’ve talked to someone that passed with Sure-Jell, every single person has told me that they also diluted. But most of the people I’ve talked to who used Sure-Jell didn’t pass, either because they didn’t dilute at all, or because they diluted too much and the testing lab failed them for it. If you’re thinking about using this method because someone you know passed with it, ask them to tell you exactly what steps they used. I bet you discover the same thing I did.
Another theory about how to pass a urine test that you’ve probably read about is taking huge amounts of niacin – and this one really makes me crazy. Not only is it useless for passing a drug test, you can actually cause permanent damage to your liver if you overdose on it. Which isn’t that hard to do when you’re taking like 100 times or more the recommended daily dose. This one got started years ago from a book written by the late L. Ron Hubbard (the founder of Scientology). The book was about a purification/detoxification program for drug addicts, among other things. I’m not saying niacin isn’t an important vitamin, but Hubbard thought it could basically cure cancer and save the world. But um, last I checked the guy never got any degrees in medicine or nutrition, so his advice is based on his opinion alone, not fact. And then there’s that whole Scientology thing. That’s all I’ll say about that…
And then there are other miracle cures: cranberry juice (diuretic, just makes you pee more), vinegar (changes the PH of your urine), etc. etc. etc. You get the idea. Believe me, I know it’s overwhelming when you see how much wildly different information there is on the net about how to pass a drug test. You’d think it’d be easy to find out, but man, it is not. In the end it comes down to an entirely personal decision, but when it comes to specifically how to pass a urine test, I hope I’ve at least given you some food for thought. I’m not saying there’s not good information out there, but before you choose a method to go with just take everything you read with a grain of salt, verify your sources, and above all, ask lots of questions.
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does smoking the leaves show up 2?
The leaves contain THC, so yes. The fan leaves wont do anything if you smoke them, so i at least hope you are talking about the smaller, bud leaves.
wat about drining venegar does that help clean you out before a drug test?
Water is the key.rapidly drink bout a gallon n 1/2 to flush n dilute.
it will come back as diluted and count as a fail so this is definately NOT the option.
i found the perfect way to pass n thats not smoking weed for awhile,i no it sucks but thats just how it is. I have no desire to go back to jail or prison so think about whats more important”half hour buzz to maybe an hour” or being free?
Hey so I havent smoked for 65 days but before that smoked almost everyday for years. i’m 5’2″ 150lbs. i have a drug test next week, do you think i will pass of should i still buy a detox drink to be safe or what. please help!
i have a drug test in 21 days and i smoked 3 days ago will i pass
Yeah man if you havent smoked that much before i just passed my drug test by putting bleach in it
You should be OK. It took me about 45 days to test clean and I was a very heavy smoker for many years prior
I smoke a sweet a day for the past 3 months and i have a urine test in 30 days. I have started drinking lots of water and i am contiplating the detox drinks from the smoke shops. It is red really thick and gross. Cost about 50 bucks. I have used it before but never had to take the test. I am 5’5 177 lbs and i had a baby 3 months ago do the fat index is a little higher then normal. So do you think the water will be enough or what.
I am an everyday smoker and am switching careers. My drug test is this weekend and I will pass it. All you need is about a week, some multivitamin pills and water.
Most of you need to relax…weed really doesnt stay in your system for as long as most people say. Really depends on your body weight and metabolism. DO NOT exercise for the week before your test if you happen to have smoke recently…Excercising actually causes the THC to be re-released into your system that were stored in your fat cells and will have a better chance of showing up in your urine. Drink lots of water but make sure you take vitamin tablets everyday…The drinks you buy from the store are basically a bottle of liquid vitamins…like the author said, “All a detox drink does is provide you with the supplements you need in order to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing lab.” So, if you take your own multivitamins(also just healthy to take these everyday regardless) and drink water you should be fine. I suggest(if you are worried) spending $15 bucks on a drug test a day or two before your real test, you can get that at any pharmacy, since its only for weed you can buy the cheatpest one rather than spending 30+ for multi drug tester. If you fail that then you might need to buy the drink, but if you just follow these steps you should be fine…
-Water/Juices
-Multivitamin pills daily
-NO EXERCISING (Look it up if you don’t believe me
-Try to eat healthier but its not really that important
-Bleach drops in the test cup doesn’t work, the bleach will come up and fail you
-If you take your test and your urine is clear, 99% chance you fucked up and your urine has been way too diluted. Bright yellow to dull yellow usual is good, dark orange is dirty and clear is diluted, watch your urine daily and see where you’re at before your test.
I have a test myself this weekend coming up. I will post my result to prove that this method works. THE DRINK SHOULD BE A LAST RESORT!! They have a one hour drink, give yourself some extra time though, because if you thought the multivitamins pills smelt and tasted bad, you have to drink a 32oz bottle of that same taste and smell in a short amount of time. The flavors are bullshit, but I will say that its worked every time for me, IF DONE CORRECTLY.
If you have any other questions feel free to email me at rsansone@gmail.com.
Sorry saw something wanted to elaborate…Just because your urine is a certain color does not mean you definitely failed or passed. Like I said, go to a pharmacy and buy the $15 marijuana test a day or two before hand to see where you’re at.
Ryan is correct… you really only need a little over a week.. in my case I smoked 3-4 bowls a day.. (if you wanna get technical a little over a gram about 4-7 days a week..) I started cutting down about a month before I planned on getting a new job and totally quit about two weeks before my drug test.. I drank lots of water during that time and exercised alot.. plus I worked at a fast food joint where sweating comes with the work.. lets just say I lost 10 pounds after i stopped smoking.. and took multivitamins and B vitamins..
The day of the test.. I drank a half gallon of tea the night before to get things flowing and a half gallon the day of the test to keep things flowing.. I also took a B Complex vitamin to get some color in my urine and urinated a few times to make sure it was a decent color..
I went to the interview then the lab about 2 hours after the interview.. They had me piss.. it was slightly flourecent but nothing too out of the ordinary.. since the company was using the eCup method.. they would find out the results within about 10 to 15 minutes.. I called back on Monday (today) and they told me all they’re waiting on is the background check.. so essentially I passed the drug test.
B Vitamins.. flushing or diluting your urine and some exersize a week prior and I passed my test.
By the way.. I’m not a small guy.. I’m 6’1 and about 230 pounds (might be considered slightly overweight) but it worked out for even this fat guy.
what type of vitamin b? and did you only take those pills on the day of?
I think I might b hired smoked 2 day don’t no when they go send me 2 a test if I’m called like 2morrow they might send me wut shud I do to come clean
if i’m only 4’10 and like 95 lbs will it be out of my system alot quicker then others? like 2 weeks?
yeh it should be out of your system within the next couple days, but it all depends on how much you smoked prior
Clear urine is fine. Companies test for cretine levels in your piss. Take a cretine supplement. Don’t drink too much water like gallons a day because that can kill your kidneys.
What a scum bag smokin lush wen u have a baby. I feel bad for tht kid.
that is rude if u CAN NOT say something nice then keep ur mouth shut weed is better than cigs an alcohol they r the 2 number 1 killers of america so shut up an dont say anything unless u know wat ur talkin bout weed doesnt impair driving it diesnt make u see stuff u dont go loopy u can walk straight pretty much the only thing it does is makes ur eyes blood shot red but im alright i been smoking gradutated an getting hired even tho they know i smoke cuz im dependable an everything!!!
Agree!! What a hypocrite. I rather smoke weed than take those psycho pills like Xanax or Prozac, or drink alcohol (the worst of them all). MJ is the best way to unwind a day. I am a responsible parent with a great career, have my kid in a fantastic private school, have a mortgage, pets, and responsibilities galore. Regretfully, I have to keep my passtime a secret due to ignorant people like that.
vinager does not work dont watse ur time its tastes horriable and is useless
work out…
lots of exercise
fruits & shit
pretty much everything thats good for your body, do it
except the best one, gettin high
HOW DUMB ARE YOU GUYS!!?!!.. NO EXERCISE!!!.. THC is fat soluble rather then water soluble. Meaning its stored in your fat cells.. Exercise causes this to realease from your fat cells into your bloodstream.. This is will only help make you fail.. If you have a test in 2 months or something, it may be a good idea to try to get it totally out of your fat cells but I wouldnt recommend exercising alot within the week of the test.
Don’t listen to Bill.
Dude, he’s right. If you work out a lot, you metabolize the THC more quickly. By working out the few days before the test, the THC metabolites are released from your fat stores and into your urine. DO NOT WORK OUT A FEW DAYS BEFORE THE TEST!
Lol. I’m 16 years old I have a urine test tomorrow to determine if I have been using marijuana. I won’t lie u guys wouldn’t be my urine sampler so.. Yes I took like 15 hits about 7 hours ago. It’s 1:45 a.m and I have da test tomorrow morning. Well today. Anyway I drank sour orange with dark coffee yuck! I’m goin to try and drink all da water I can but if the urine is too light. They measure it by 20 mg instead of the whole 50 . Please answer me I’ll be sure to let u guys know my results.
Umm…Bill is exactly right.
Bill is right, So the best thing to do is listen to what he said.
THANK YOU!
Bill is totally right. THC is stored in your fat cells therefore exercising floods your system with THC metabolites. I wouldn’t recomend excercising within 4 days of your test. You’re safer diluting.
I dont know about all that, all i got to say is that ive passed 3 piss test an hr or so notice..my answer is lots of water and it worked for me all three times..im going on my forth its 11 am right now im going in about 1 pm gradualy drinking water,we’ll see what happens this time ? to this day i havent cut back on the drugs and i do alot of drugs…4s a charm !
i smoked 2 weeks ago, used the liquid strip 1 week ago, what else should i do other then drinking lots of water?
Depending on the time you have, these steps should help. If you have 2 to 7 days this should work, but everyone is different.
1. T.H.C. sticks to fat, Avoid fatty foods, and don’t eat coarse meals. Instead take the cave man diet. Instead of eating 3 meals a day, try eating small healthy snacks like oats, grains, and high fiber foods like raw broccoli. Fruits and veggies are your friends with or without a piss test. Avoid soft drinks, drink only water and cranberry juice. The point is to snack lightly all day, NO COARSE MEALS !
2. BREAK A SWEAT. work out, you gotta get your body in BURN FAT MODE. The more you burn fat, the better.
3. On the day of your test, don’t eat before you take the test, and piss at least 3 times before you go to take the test. Cranberry juice and water should still be used at this time.
4. BEFORE YOU PISS IN THE CUP, make sure the first bit of piss goes in the toilet, then piss the rest in the cup.
I passed many lab and dip stick tests using this method. Best of luck!
note: do not exercise the day of or the day before your piss test because it does re-release T.H.C. into your system. But if you have more than 2 days to study for the test, that is a good thing, if you stick to the high fiber diet (the fiber pulls out the toxins) that way you can have a little color in your piss without failing.
It’s true I passed by taking 3 asprins a day so u should really try it. Also drink alot of milk
I have a question fellow stoners… I quit two weeks before my dr.’s pee quiz. It was a 20ng\ml cutoff! I smoked mids for 6 months prior. I worked out some and drank lots of h2o every night. Didnt work out any 48 hours prior! I stayed up all night drinking water. Pissed 20 times. Took the test at 2 p.m. next day. I’m freaking out because I had to quit drink water few hours prior to ensure my meds(Oxycodone) wouldnt be washed out completely! I get tested to make sure Im taking my meds and nothing illegal! So it was more complicated for me! I also gave a blood sample for cholestorl testing and stds… Im 6″0 and 230 lb’s! I lost 25 lbs slowly over two months prior from working out and drinking water and eating LOTS of veggies.. Im in pretty good shape. Im freaking out because if I fail I will suffer the rest of my life and get kicked from my dr.! I need some comforting news! I wont find out for two weeks and am freaking out… Do ya’ll think I’ll pass? I also did most of the things on this page. Ate a sandwhich 2 hours before my test and took my meds..! What do you experts think???
This did NOT work for me! I just got back my results and I failed for THC!!!! I now have to suffer the rest of my life without pain meds! If you smoke don’t chance it! Take MY advice!!! Don’t take the test thinking you’ll pass after a few weeks because you MOST likely will NOT!
Niacine pills they make you red and itchy but clean you out
Niacin is what companies test for. If they are too high then that is considered a fail because they are not dumb.
water works. i’ve done it several times after 1 wk abstinance. not sure on SG or other parameters on this current. i did find a drink magnum detox only 16 ounce. says drink bottle then fill ONCE w/H2O. R u familiar w/it? they claim it won’t screw w/other parameters.
needs help i smoked fri night only took like 6 hits and smoked 12 hits the weekend before i may possibly have a test tommorow and needs to know if i might pop up + helpplz
Get the drinks in the head shops. Know a fee people who have passed them a couple times Now. Just be sure to follow directions exactly.
LOOK FOR A PILL IN THE PHARMACY CALL LASXID IT COMES 10 40 80 MG U NEED 3 OF THE 80 ONES ONE EACH DAY WHIT A LOT OF WHATER AND YOUL BE CLEAN IN 3 DAYS ( NO jOKE) I WAS IN PROBATION AND AFRIEND HELP ME OUT . BUT THE TRIKY PART IS THAT THE YOU NEED A PRESCRIPTION FOR THE PILL
So I have to get a prescription for this pill first? that really doesn’t help at alllllll
If you drink 2-3 gallons of water ( I prefer green tea it makes you pee alot) at least 2 days before your test you have a good chance of passing. Also go to a pharmacy and buy niacine pills take 2-4 tablets the day of your test and pee first thing in the morning and try to pee 1-2 more times before your test. And take some multi-vitamins turn your pee yellow this has always worked for me good luck!
Doesn’t the article speak out against niacine pills? Ooops?
In addition to diluting your urine and taking vitamins you may want to consider creotine. This gives your urine gravity and makes the test seem less diluteded.
Creotine is the last thing you want to use. This will magnify the THC in your system.
Rubbish. I’d be curious to hear your scientific explanation of “magnify the THC”.
for sure. i failed after 35 days of no smoking
i have been smoking bud for 10 years…i just got on probation i went and got a drink that didnt work….the only thing that is 10000000000000 percent sure to work is DONT SMOKE…yeah yeah i know its hard believe me…i havent smoked for 62 days…after the first 5 days of not smoking ur fine…soooo if u reallly wanna pass a piss test the answer that wont fail u is DONT SMOKE………
If i have a drug test in like 10days cant i drink tons of water and try some of that body cleansers and keep drinking water and take vitiams b4 the test?
If you dilute just take a multi vitamin to make your pee yellow. They can’t get you for it and its not tracable. You owe me $5 ;)
Not a single person that has got on here and asked if theyr cool to pass a drug test has gotten back on to say they passed… Maybe that means they all failed? Think about it
well… havent smoke in forever, took 3 hits of a joint last night (thats it, no more) atound 9pm… come into work this morning & was told i was up for a random urine test @ 9am… chugged 3 bottles (around 20oz each)… & then took the test. immediately went to the store right afterwards & bought a home kit… the results on home test: VERY faded pink line)… which seems close to negative from the way they explained it. bought another around noon (after pissing so much from water) & the results: was a partial of a line showing (which means at that moment, most likely positive)… with the results from my first test (which was right after the actual test)… could i be cool?
I did 3 bags of herion Friday afternoon and Will be tested Monday by probation. I go straight to jail if dirty. Anyone k now if I will be cool?
he did’nt answer, so that must means he failed and is in jail. lol
did you pass?
i burned like an eighth withlike 6 pple to day i smoked like evry day for like 30 days i have a test to morow what do i do??? i need help.
I’m facing a ten panel test tomorrow and have been clean for a week. What’s the likelihood that I’ll pass?
i wouldn’t think you would with only a week clean.
I took 4 hits of marijuana out of a bowl on friday, and it is now sunday. I may be in danger of getting randomly tested tommorow or the next day. This is the first time i have smoked in about 4 months and I am somewhat active, I weigh 190lbs, will I pass if i get tested?
I took a couple of puffs on the 3rd I hav a test on the 26th! Hav been clean b4 that for 2months! Will I pass? I drink plenty of watr!
I have a probation test coming up on wed. I have read alot on this site and it talks about diluting. I am 250lbs and smoked everyday for the last five years.. and the stuff i was smoking has VERY high THC levels. Probably the highest you can get..(hydro and hash) i have stopped for good as of 5 days ago.. I have a great career and cant afford to violate.. i thought i was going to be tested at court a couple months back so i stopped for 5 days and used Instant acting detox 32 oz drink.. i took an at home test and passed.. I did also drink a good amount of water… My question is should I take a drink with diluting so my creatine levels and color is normal? If so what drink?
haha yall should smoke before you take to test. also take 2 asprin then go. a very good thing is to keep your blood pressure low and not freak out because that will get the stuff moving through system. NEVERRR pee in the cup 1st pee in the toilet then the cup. use the middle of the stream thats where its cleanest. YOUR WELCOME.
if you have a piss test get clean piss and put it in a condom with a handwarmner underneith ur balls wear tight underwears so it will stay it works everytime promise you I tried something different today and it wasnt warm enough follow these steps you will pass
i am a female im 5’8 like maybe 200 lbs (little less little more)20 years old i have not smoked in like 10 days i am a verry light smoker I have a drug test in 8 hrs i took the “at home” brand home thc test and passed it should i drink the qcarbo detox or just keep drinking water?
I TOOK OXYCODONE WHAT IS THE FASTEST WAY TO FLUSH
What method was it? I have a test coming up I can stop atleast two days before my test maybe three, what’s the best way
thats the best idea ive heard i now wanna blaze with my p.o
Ive got a drug test tomorrow. I’ve got both synthetic sample and urine from a clean friend. Which is best to use synthetic or donor? This is for a pre employment drug screen at a hospital. I’m not real sure how to get around it. I also got my friends urine at 9:00pm and my test is at 1:30pm tomorrow, would the donor urine still be OK..
All advice is welcome.. Please advise.
Just to let you know alot of Hospitals take Blood Test and Urine, not just Urine for Employment Test… Good Luck..:)
I am 5’10 and weigh about 165. i have smoked maybe 4-5 times in my life, and smoked chronic about 13 days ago. I have a urine test in 2 days, and have been drinking a lot of water, working out a lot, and sat in a sauna a couple times. do i need to detox or dilute, or will i pass?
Hey i took a couple hits of chronic 13 days ago and have a drug test for my new job in 2 days. i rarely ever smoke and i have been drinking a lot of water and work out a good amount. Will i be good? please respond
i smoked last night i just took one hit and i have a drug test in like 2 weeks i am like 6ft and 160 do you think ill pass?
thanks
im scared shitless gotta pass this test just gonna drink water and hope for the best..
I smoked Thursday, Friday, and Saturday… I called back a employer on Sunday and they set up an interview the next day, I didn’t think they would ask for a drug test the same day and they did. I have 24 hours to take it and I plan on going tomorrow, Tuesday.. I have been drinking a lot of water and taking B12 and B6 to keep my pee yellow. I’m 5’6 and 110 pounds…will I pass or should I just try to sneak in my friends pee?
Please help
i got a test tomorrow and ijust burn on how will i pass
i smoked sunday and have a drug test friday i only smoked like 4 hit and got high and befor that i smoked like 2 weeks ago twice, ifi use shure gell and drink alot of water and use vitam b so my pee dosent look to diluted. do you think i will pass and got any tips?
prob fail a std test though lol
drink lots of water and make sure to piss acouple times before u go in i had to do it a month ago for the 1st time n i was nervous as hell but idid pass ismoked heavy but stop at least 2 days before your piss test do not drink too much or u will drown yourself internally i have a piss test today and im using the same method hopefully i pass again but if it works again then im sticking to it……fuck the money waste shit just drink water to dilute your system water is natural and so is bud so i wud say leave tha chemical stuff out and just use wht the man upstairs gave you ihope this truly does help someone out there wish me luck
Did your method work? Just stop 2 days prior and drink plenty of water?Reply to me at capngaskin@yahoo.com please
hey WEBB did that work for you man ? please let me know i have to test for for a Very BIG motor co. i need it . this job stars my carrer for life and i dont wanna be stuck theres a
co. car involved
hit me up @ ssimon816@aol.com
let me know your from here in the subject
any other persons emailing me will be deleated …
so dont bother e mailing anyone but WEBB
just as a respect thing ppl no offence to anyone
thanks
ok… so i smoke a lot of weed like 4 blunts a day.. sometimes more sometimes less.. but i like to get high and workout.. i workout about 8 times a week some days i workout twice (why) cuz i dont have anything else 2 do hahaa.. so i wanna get hired at this job and the doc stands behind you so i cant use no fake piss.. i gotta piss clean.. i started drinking a shit load of water and i’m going to double up on my workouts and cardio.. i am 5″8 160 with 14% body fat. how fast can i clean up???.. cuz i wanna start working..
My first time smoking weed was Friday night,(its Sunday now) and the weed wasn’t very strong. I didn’t get very high either. My mom has been telling me for about three weeks now That I’m going to be Drug tested randomly, & that it will be very soon. I am scared out of my mind. I have no cash at all for those little system cleaning things, & If I don’t pass my test, I will fer sure die. & I’m scared to ask my parents to buy Cranberry juice because they may catch on. How long will the weed stay in my system, or what can I do for it to be out of my system faster?
Please help me D:
-Bri.
& Im 15, 155 pounds (yuhhh, im a fat ass 0-0)
hahaa… you have nothing to worry about your clean…
yes a joint gets out of your system 2-7 days after smoking if ya don’t just lay around and eat fast food! its proven that if ya just get off ya ass and do something it wont stay in ya system very long at all!!! don’t worry too much i think ya will be fine
DRINK LOTS OF WATER AND QUIT SMOKING!!!!! But if ya are like me ya still smoke i love the marijuana!!!!!! get some bentonite, green tea, cranberry pills etc. and dilute the shit out of ya self if it goes to the lab ya will fail because of the dillution but if its a stick test than all ya need is good drinking skills. Its not that hard just piss water! I have a drug test at 2;30 and i smoked last night around 10 and mine gets sent to the lab but smoke it all up and drink tons of water just dont get water intoxification! its pretty EASY!!!!
Its good to hear about DOT employees that are worried about drug tests…makes me feel safer on the road. LMAO… no its all good. my brother smoked a blunt the night before his test, got shit-faced drunk, shot of vinegar, and passed. idk how, maybe the vinegar helped, but he smokes everyday quite a bit for years. SO IDK!
2 days of stpping b4 test all u need 4 real
i would wait at least 5 days i work at the lab thats test ur piss and 5 or more and plenty of water should be good
do you know if fake pee works?
Your’e screwed
Hey! If all of these people are so worried about passing a drug test then take an at home test. Morons. You’ll never do well on an IQ test, that’s for sure.
LMFAO… you are so rite , cant stop laughing
im a 130 pounds i went over a month with out smoking and i took two hits off a jay three days ago ive drank a gallon of water today and will tomorrow drink two more gallons if i have a piss test in two to three days will i pass? i reall need to know and would apperciate a speedy response please and thank you?
hey its saturday tuesday i took two hits off a joint then last week i smoked a roach on wensday how can i pass e-mail me
adhd4you@hotmail.com
if i dont smoke for 27 days will i be clean because i passed from 19 to 21 days then i failed after 20 days
does the bear work better than water ti dilute ???? how many liter would be enough per day ??? i have a test in one week n i have stopped smoking since 4days ago..
ur joking right of course u will i smoked 5-7 times a day for years and quit for not even 2 weeks and passed
Wat did u take? I smoked like crazy. Quit 3 weeks ago. Drank Sonnes #7 detoxificant n still testing positive @ home. Need HELP!!!!!
> They measure it by 20 mg instead of the whole 50
Hmm, hate to tell you but you’re probably screwed then. Anything below 50ng/ml means they’re using GC/MS equipment – the same technology used in forensic science. Bummer, hope the consequences won’t be too dire.
did it work?
you i don’t know how you gonna pass the test but im on probation for 6 years so tell me if it works. if not I live herndon V.A. So wut ever happens we can put some smoke in da air. I’ve been down for 6 years so holla at me and share da knowledge or the herb. Either way thier gonna legalize all dat shit soon. You hear of K2
Did u pass
K2 is some nasty stuff. Chemically made THC, has no limit to how high you can get unlike with pot. However since the chemicals its more like ecstasy then it is pot. Will burn holes in your brain. Heard it can give you epilepsy as well, and one of my friends got caught with it and the penalty is much more stiff since its a new drug. But whatever works I suppose, not sure if it shows up in urine tests since its not a common drug yet so I can’t help you there. (also I don’t feel like doing research)
they are making K2 illegal in more and more states. it’s amazing how they can ban a plant from god’s green earth, and then turn around and ban an incense cause people find a way around their BS laws!
just throwing it out there, I bet Anonymous was caught since he hasn’t replied in almost a month.
p.s Did have a friend who went into treatment and still smoked pot and passed his weekly tests by taking water purification tablets, peeing into the toilet, then peeing into the cup, his theory being that your first part of the piss was dirty. He got out of treatment without being caught but as with most people that smoke pot stories get exaggerated so you can test this at your own risk.
K2 is pretty dangerous stuff. It has the chemicals JWH-018, JWH-073, and countless others. They are chemical analogue of THC and unlike THC which is a partial agonist of the neurotransmitter, dopamine, it is a full agonist and can totally stop dopamine reuptake. The LD-50 is substantially lower than THC’s also so ODing is quite possible.
k2 wont show in piss tests, it was legal but they took it out to do testing on it cuz ppl were dying.
K2 doesn’t show up in a test but as of january first it was made illegal wat u do is get like king krypto extream it gets u high as hell its still leagle and it don’t taste the worst I recomend the strawberry it isn’t to bad but idk how it affects ur body but it gets u high as hell
they are testing it bc kids tried to make their own with chemicals an were getting sick an dying the stuff at the smoke shp isnt that bad if people will just let weed be none of those kids woulda died
im amazing cuz i passed drinkin water relly works :)
how often do u smoke though?
how much water did you drink?… i havent smoked for a month but saturday, almost 3 days ago i smoked an L and i took a few hits off of it. i have a drug test sometime this week, hopefully not tommoro. ive been downing water and pissing clear. do you think im gonna be good if its within the next few days?
Well you can have up to 50ng in your boby,Ever body has THC in them,That why thay give everone up to 50ng,Anymore then that its know good.Pot has a half life,So if you have not smoke in 4 weeks you may be ok but if you smoke within 2 to 3 weeks then that would not be to good”Half life is when you give your body two times more THC then what was in you body befor you smoked 3 day ago, So befor you smoke your THC level was around 50ng but after smokeing 3 days befor your test, Your NG may be higher then 50na. It not good to exercise atlest 2 days befor your test,If you do that it will relest fate cells into your urine so that not good and it is also good to take vitamin B12 and B complex two day befor your test,It will turn your pee the right colors,I do know that 4 Aspirin 2hr befor you take your test will help you pass.Good luck man hope you do well.Your friend Jeff C. (PS let me know how it turns out thanks)
Also make suer that you pee alittle before peeing in the the cup, That will also help, The first of your pee is where most of the THC is. Your friend Jeff C.
lol..thats prob a good call on Anonymous. Yea, I hate the Urban Myths…friend of a friend did this..some of it is BS and people hear and tell what they want to hear and tell. Shit, I was told that using the bleach method…rip the tip off 3 Qtips, soak them in bleach and drink the bleach soaked cotton down with a ton a water was fool-proof and that a friend of a friend did it for probation..shit i must not be fool-proof because I almost got a violation trusting that method. I failed my drug test but I had a feeling that I was gonna fail and right off the bat I was honest with my PO and told her my urine might not be clean because I slipped up and took a pill a couple days prior..I did have a dirty urine and the only reason she didnt violate me is because I was honest. This was last week and she gave me one week to get it all out of my system and come back and I get one more chance. I think they have to show a clean urine to their supervisor or something. Why else would I have to re-test????
Thay are ways to pass a drug test, But the best way is not to do anything antil you are off probation, Im also on probation so what I do is quit smoking 15 days before I go see my PO, I just drink a lot of tea and water!! I am 200 pounds so if you are under 200 pounds then you can pass a test also, The less you way the faster it will get out of your body! If a person is only 150 pounds then thay can pass a test even faster then 15 days. The best thing to do is go bye yourself a home drug test and test yourself to see how long it take for the smoke to get out of your body!! I don’t know what kind of pills you took, But most pills get out of your body in 3 to 5 days. wish you luck!! Your friend Jeff C. PS I know my spelling suck.
no their is not i have not smoked in 3 week and weight 115 and draink lots of water and took daily detox and took a flush and still failed it
Your retarded. don’t believe him. He would have passed. Drink water. Take detox b4 test. And most important take vitamens so ur pee has color
I just drink alots water and tea only, 4 aspirins and 2 B12 or B Complex 1 day before testing, After 15 days I always pass my test and I weight 185! Try not taking the detox and see what happins and if that does not work I don’t know what to tell yea.
How do you do this when they tell you not to pee in the toilet?
hello guys and girls…quick query…i got a medical on monday for HGV license….i last smoked 6 days ago….i had a serious habit 15 years ago…but then had a few yrs off and on….i drink plenty of water anyway as a rule… i’m 5.11….pretty fit, weigh about 180 lbs….i want a spliff just cause its stressing me out! lol…i dont personally believe in supplements…water some vits cranberry maybe might do it…what do u think? Also….its not for probation or anything…or military….they have even sent me the little cup to do it in…i am thinking..water all weekend…few beers then wazz one out monday morning midstream….OR i have the option of using a totally clean persons piss??? i wonder if they would know…they aint said anything about DNA….but i couldnt say it was a mistake if they said this aint ure piss could I?
Just don’t hit the water with your pee, When you are at your toilet try it, It not that hard.
I wish that thay would seed me a cup to pee in, Thay would get my sister pee for sure.
Ok I smoked 2 times a day for about a month straight but I havnt smoked for the last 10 days and it’s Monday and I have a test in the middle of the day on Wednesday. I have been taking protox proclenzer 10 day clensing kit and drinking water like crazy. I have a day left on my kit and I just took a home test and it was like a white line beside thc, almost nothing there. I still have two days pretty much do you think if I just stick with it and keep drinking water up untill I go I will be ok? Or should I just be honest with my P.O. He hasn’t tested me sense the first day I was on probation but I can’t be sure if he will this time. Also I drink red bull alot and I think that will help because it has niacin and b12 and b6 and it always gives me urine the perfect color. Please answer asap thanx
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