How To Pass A Urine Test
How to pass a urine test is pretty straightforward, but I’m constantly amazed by all the false information that’s out there being passed around. But if you’re feeling desperate about finding a way to pass a drug test, I can understand why you might be tempted to go with something that ’sounds good.’ And especially if this is your first time being tested, it can be really hard to tell the good info about how to pass a urine test from the bad.
Sometimes I feel like a preacher or something, I swear. But instead of getting up on a pulpit to rant about fire and brimstone and the wages of sin, I’m on a soapbox trying to get through to people that dilution is the only reliable way to pass a urine test. And instead of fighting Satan, my nemesis is a Mountain of Misinformation.
An Important Fact About Passing a Urine Test With Dilution
What about you? Have you heard about dilution and then just dismissed it as yet another weird theory about how to pass a urine test? Well, before you write it off, think about this: you know those detox drinks you can buy? That’s exactly how they work: DILUTION, plain and simple. Yes, I KNOW they claim to ‘cleanse’ your system, blah, blah, blah. But the harsh scientific reality is that you can’t detoxify your body to get rid of THC in a hurry - all you can do is temporarily detoxify your urine by flushing your kidneys with water. So the only thing detox drinks actually cleanse is your wallet, regardless of their marketing hype.
How Detox Drinks Work
When you read the directions on any commercial detox drink, every single one tells you to drink lots of water before drinking it. The reason why is because those companies know the truth - that dilution is the only way to pass a urine test in a hurry. But a good sales pitch can make common dirt sound like the answer to your prayers, so they have to make you believe that their products contain some secret potion that can miraculously wash THC out of your system. But the reality is that it’s the water you drink that temporarily ‘washes’ the THC out of your kidneys. All a detox drink does is provide you with the supplements you need in order to hide the fact that you’re diluting from the testing lab.
The Pros & Cons of Using a Detox Drink to Pass a Urine Test
Which isn’t to say that detox drinks never work, because they often do. The big problem with them is that they’re just not very reliable. They’re a one-size-fits-all solution for the average person, and because everyone’s metabolism is different, you just have no way of knowing in advance if you’re going to be average enough for them to work for you. In most cases you’re way better off just buying the same ingredients that are in those things and custom-making your own ‘detox drink’ at home. Every single ingredient in those drinks is something you can buy yourself in any health food store or major pharmacy.
Another good reason for making your own detox drink is that it gives you a chance to test yourself before taking your real test. With a commercial detox drink you don’t get a second chance, unless you buy a couple of them at fifty bucks or more a pop. Making your own happens to be a hell of a lot cheaper than buying a commercial drink, but I think for most people that’s not really a big consideration. After all, if you lose your job because you didn’t pass a urine test then it won’t really matter how much money you saved.
There’s information about how to make your own detox drink plastered all over this website, and a good place to start is by reading the tips in this post. But if you’re in a hurry and you just want it all in one place, then you might want to check out my ebook about how to pass a drug test.
But one damn good argument in favor of commercial detox drinks is that they’re just so easy. You drink lots of water and then chug down the bottle right before you go in for your urine test. Period, you’re done. If you pass, you just saved yourself some hassle. Making your own home brew means you have to buy the individual ingredients that will mask your dilution, and then you have to keep track of what you’re taking and how much water you’re drinking. So, some people just may not want to deal with it. I don’t recommend taking a chance on a commercial drink if you have a probation test, or if you absolutely, positively have to keep/get a job. But if failing your test wouldn’t be the end of the world, then I can see where someone might want to just get a commercial detox drink and be done with it. I’m so used to making my own brew now that I don’t have to think about it, but I think for some people it would just be too much of a hassle. I guess it just depends on your desperation level.
Home Remedies That Won’t Help You Pass a Urine Test
One thing I get asked about a lot is Sure-Jell, or Certo (same thing). Of all the home remedies out there about how to pass a drug test I think this is one of the most dangerous, because it actually does appear to work sometimes. But you know what? Whenever I’ve talked to someone that passed with Sure-Jell, every single person has told me that they also diluted. But most of the people I’ve talked to who used Sure-Jell didn’t pass, either because they didn’t dilute at all, or because they diluted too much and the testing lab failed them for it. If you’re thinking about using this method because someone you know passed with it, ask them to tell you exactly what steps they used. I bet you discover the same thing I did.
Another theory about how to pass a urine test that you’ve probably read about is taking huge amounts of niacin - and this one really makes me crazy. Not only is it useless for passing a drug test, you can actually cause permanent damage to your liver if you overdose on it. Which isn’t that hard to do when you’re taking like 100 times or more the recommended daily dose. This one got started years ago from a book written by the late L. Ron Hubbard (the founder of Scientology). The book was about a purification/detoxification program for drug addicts, among other things. I’m not saying niacin isn’t an important vitamin, but Hubbard thought it could basically cure cancer and save the world. But um, last I checked the guy never got any degrees in medicine or nutrition, so his advice is based on his opinion alone, not fact. And then there’s that whole Scientology thing. That’s all I’ll say about that…
And then there are other miracle cures: cranberry juice (diuretic, just makes you pee more), vinegar (changes the PH of your urine), etc. etc. etc. You get the idea. Believe me, I know it’s overwhelming when you see how much wildly different information there is on the net about how to pass a drug test. You’d think it’d be easy to find out, but man, it is not. In the end it comes down to an entirely personal decision, but when it comes to specifically how to pass a urine test, I hope I’ve at least given you some food for thought. I’m not saying there’s not good information out there, but before you choose a method to go with just take everything you read with a grain of salt, verify your sources, and above all, ask lots of questions.
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this info is really good but ive got six hour to cram it all in hopefully i can do it other wise ill be back when i get out lol
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Sorry about the lack of info. I smoked 1 or 2 times a week, a couple of hits at night to help me sleep. I took a at home test on Wednesday 7/31 but it wasn’t from the first pee of the day it was in the afternoon and one line was very dark and the other while very faint, still visible. I get to schedule the appt for whatever time of the day I want so I am planning on aiming for mid-afternoon and take a vitamin B about an hour before with some Gatorade. Do you think any of that will help?
I took an initial urine test for probation, I smoked a lot of marijuana the night before. My thought was my levels would be so high initially that if I smoked a little throughtout my probation it wouldn’t matter. So 5 days before my second test I smoked a couple of joints. The next week I didn’t smoke at all. Then this last week, the day after my test I smoked one joint. I’m hoping if I drink lots of water and cranberry juice I will dilude my urine to the point that it won’t show up on the test when I take it on Friday. (it’s Sunday) Do you think I have a shot at passing?
Jamie,
First off, urine tests aren’t a matter of how much THC you do or don’t have in your system - it’s a matter of either you’re positive or negative for the presence of THC. If you’re positive, you fail - period.
Do I think you have a shot at passing? Sure. You also have a shot at winning the lottery too, but I wouldn’t bank on it. You’re a victim of one of the most common misconceptions out there about the dilution method, which is that drinking lots of fluids for days before your test will help you pass. IT WON’T. All that matters is what you drink the day of your test.
I don’t mean to sound crass, but if this is a probation test you should seriously consider getting my ebook, since you clearly don’t understand what dilution is all about.
I have a piss test in about two weeks and i have been a very very heavy smoker but not lately i smoked 2 blunts one day ago and havent smoked since . This test was unexpected.I just found out i thouhgt i had longer but the armys a calling how do i pass without buying all that stuff? That they may find in my system. Whats natural? I know i have to drink the right fluids on the test day but what? I NEED HELP
dude i took one hit out of a pipe 5 days ago and drank water for about two hours right before i took my test today do you think i failed. im not a heavy smoker at all only about once a month
If you only smoke a little just once a month you almost certainly would have passed your test without doing anything. But if you drank a huge amount of water right before your test, without taking some vit. B to at least make sure your pee was yellow, you’ll probably get flagged for diluting your urine. Hopefully they’ll let you take your test over, and if they do you should pass with no problem.
I have a test on monday most likily tuesday its a cotton swab test i dont have much money if i buy Geletine would help or alot of water or what and 4 you all out there orange juice is way more better than cranberry juice is alot more antiaxodents check out tea to green tea helps alot but plz i need 2 kno by 2morrow ok thx
I SMOKE LOW GRADE WEED .. IHAVE A TEST IN 14 DAYS . IF I DRINK LOTS OF WATER AND RUN FOR AN HOUR A DAY WILL I PASS?
AND IF NOT HOW CAN I DILUTE IT SO I CAN GET MORE TIME
Mike, If you smoke that low-grade weed pretty much everyday, then exercising everyday and drinking lots of water between now and your test won’t help. There’s lots of information all over the website about how to dilute, but this article about passing a urine drug test is a good place to start.
My husband smoke a few small hits the other day, (first time in months), we have been making lots of coffee and taking multivitaminns to bring up his Ceratin levels. He needs to take the test within the next two days, will he be able to pass?
Angie,
I think your husband has a good chance of passing without doing anything. But he’s wasting his time with coffee and multi-vitamins.
If he was planning on diluting for his test then drinking coffee the day of his test might make sense, but it doesn’t have any special cleansing powers, it’s just a mild diuretic.
And same thing with his creatine levels - if he’s going to dilute then you’d want to be concerned with that beforehand, but there are two reasons why taking multi-vitamins doesn’t do any good. 1) I’ve never seen a multi-vitamin that contained creatine, and 2) even if you do have a multi-vitamin with creatine in it, it wouldn’t be a high enough dosage to help you get away with dilution.
But like I said, since he hasn’t smoked for months and he only had a few hits a few days ago, he has a good chance of passing without doing anything.
U seem to have alot of experience/ knowledge of passing UA’s…. Every job ive had never required me to take a UA… But im lookin for a new job and i know i will have to do a pre employment drug screening…. I usually smoke around 5 days a week. But i just recently quit till i get a job.. I took my last bong rip on the 11th.. how long should i wait b4 going in for my interview???? I know that it usually takes UP to 28 days to get clean… if i take Hydroxcut Hardcore will that speed up the process of getting it out of my system since i would be workin out burning fat? I dont have ne deadlines or set dates so im not really in a hurry but the faster i get clean, the sooner ill get the job…. wich means i can go back to smokin!!!!! ne info would help….
i smoked 8 days ago. (one hit off a bowl) before that i smoked once in a period of 4-5 months. i have a test tomorrow….what can i do to increase my chances of passing. a little paranoid..
This was my first time ever to smoke. And I have a test in 2 weeks between me and someone else we smoked a whole Blunt. I have heard that AZOS will clean out ur system. Do u no if ill be able to pass this test.
Yo I Smoked a blunt about for days ago but i haven’t smoked since the beginning of December and my test is on Saturday how can i pass this test.
Daniel, if it was the only time you’ve ever smoked at all, you’ll probably be clean in two weeks anyway so I wouldn’t worry about it (just don’t smoke any more between now and your test).
Jorge, this post is a good place to start: http://www.howtopassadrugtest420.org/28/tips-in-passing-a-drug-test/
hey got a piss test i am an everyday smoker toook niacin and drinking a shit ton of water been bout 13 hours since last smoke think ill b good?
another question how long does percocets stay in your system??
OK thanks but wat about the AZOS do they work at all
i smoked on a wensday at 4 pm just 1 small hit and it was not even bud it was resin n i have a drug test on thursday at 6!!! do you think i will fail??
n i havent smoked i like 7 months
i havent smoked since jan 8th and i plan to take a drug test the first week of feb. i have smoked once a day and sometime multiple times a day for about 5 years now. i am 5′ 9″ and weight 164 my body fat is only 6.9%. i work out at least 4 days a week and my metabolizom if fairly high. i take weight lifting supplements (will this raise my creatine level) and vitamins each day. when i take the test i will be around 26 to 28 days of not smoking do u think i will pass if i drink a resonable amount of water the day of the test??
how close would u think i am to passing naturally??
After looking around, comparing w/ other stoner’s, it seems I smoked way to much. I know from a chemistry stand-point that these kinds of non-polar bonds become part of your bodies solvent(its in you), and take long periods of time to be naturally released. Im on felony prob. as of just recently, and was proned to smokin an ounce or more of low-grade or an 1/8th of kron a day. In short I really need some help.
1st- is synthetic urin reliable due to the discretion available to proby officers?(they can watch, do they pat you down?)
2nd- Im prescribed adderall xr 30 and xanax (dosages flex), will these hinder my filter process or does the adderall help?
3rd- Can I test positive for my first test, and they determine my drug use through level testing or do I just fail.
4th-If you’ve passed a felon. proby test please tell me what dilution method you used(product, timings)
Sorry for all the questions but I just really dont want to go to jail for smoking pot.
I took a few tokes of high quality pot last Friday and had to take a urine test earlier this morning. What do you think the chances of me failing are? I know I was perfectly clean when I smoked the weed as I had taken a piss test for a different place earlier that morning and passed. I have a low body-fat percentage and workout daily. I didn’t drink absurd amounts of water, but I did drink much more than usual. Is there any way I’d pass? It doesn’t matter a whole lot if I do fail, but I’d rather not. Thanks.
Jay,
Yes, if you were completely clean when you smoked last Friday then I think you have a chance of passing. Especially if you only had a few tokes. Time will tell for sure, though.
To the person asking about adderall & xanax - they won’t have any effect on your filter process at all. As for your probation test - I’ve never taken a proby test myself, but I know that if your arrest was for pot then they know you won’t pass your first test. What they want to see is your thc metabolite levels gradually going down as it leaves your system. Depends on how often you’re tested. If it’s once a month, then they let you get away with being positive the first time, then a month later they will probably expect for you to test negative.
i gotta piss test comin up on thursday of next week. i smoked for the first time in about 10 months today.. it was just one blunt.. will it be outta my system 100% for the piss test?? its a really important one for me to pass.. somebody please lemme know.. thanks
The vitamin B-complex I have on hand contains only 10 mg. of B-2. How many tabs should I take for the optimum effect?
I will have to take a random test for work. What is the best way to beat the test
Do you think any kind of strap on,fake urine, or anything like will beat a random test
> The vitamin B-complex I have on hand contains only 10 mg. of B-2. How many tabs should I take for the optimum effect?
Max, you just have to take some to see if that much will turn your pee yellow, but I usually recommend around 50mg of b-2. I wouldn’t advise you to take 5 tabs of b-complex though because it might make you feel sick. Best to get just plain b-2 if your b-complex has such a low amt. of of it.
> Do you think any kind of strap on,fake urine, or anything like will beat a random test
CB, synthetic urine works great for random drug tests - as long as you’re not monitored too closely. If you’re not, then I highly recommend it. You just have to remember to have some on you at all times!
Ok guy’s, I’m on felony probation AND paole!! I smoke everyday just about and get drug tested at least once a month, how do I pass u ask? By drinking alot of water, dilution is the only way besides fake pee. So, drink you alot of water 1 to 2 hours before u take the test, I just passed one doing that same thing..
I have a few questions about the vitamins necessary to prevent urine dilution from being detected. What vitamins are needed, and what amount? From what I see there is Creatine ( i dont know how much) and about 50mg of vitamin B. Is there anything else that would be needed? And how long before the urine test should these be consumed?
I have been a heavy smoker for years and years, and I am doing job interviews, so I am ready for my 4-8 weeks of exercise and cleansing, but I was just wondering why specifically alcohol is so bad for the detox process? and also I have tried the B-complex vitamins to see how my pee changes color, and it seems to add a greenish Mt.Dew color I was wondering if that is enough to draw suspicion and make them test the sample at the closer GC/MS level instead of the regular test strip method.
The last time I smoked was yesterday and I have to pass a drug test in 2 weeks. I smoked about every other day before. Im currently drinking a whole bottle of Sonne #7 over the next 3 days. I’m also taking a GNC 7 day complete body cleanse. I’m drinking about a gallon and a half of water per day. What do you think my chances are of passing?
Hi I am on probabtion and I took a test about 25 days ago and I smoked a tiny little bit for about 3 or 4 days (low grade weed) and now I have not smoked in 20 day and have test tomorrow . What should I do or should I even worry?
Coop, I’d recommend that you get a home drug test and test yourself at home. Everyone’s different, so I don’t even want to guess whether or not you’re clean. You can get single panel drug test strips at any major pharmacy nowadays.
i have to go to take drug test atleast twice a week and what i do is i drink 6-8 water bottles an hour or so before the test and hold it in until i take the test the pee is always clear i just say its because i play sports and i need to stay hydrated and it works
I just took a piss test for probation on friday. In the last month i’ve smoked a few joints, and I took some methadone on thursday night, and before I went to bed I drank a liter of water. On the day of the test I drank some “sunfree detox” and lots of water. I’ve talked to a lot of people I know that are on probation, and they all told me that was the detox to drink to pass my test. Do you think I have a shot? PLEASE HELP! I’m freaking out!!!
I have a question..is there a maximum amount of thc that can be present in your urine if theY are testting your levels..is there a max??
yeah he doesnt know what he’s talking about
Naila, the answer depends on who is administering the test. For most tests it’s 50ng because they use test strips on the premises, but for some employers (like the DOT) they don’t mess around with strips and they send your specimen right to the lab, where the cut-off is 15ng.
Randa, I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait and see at this point. Everyone’s metabolism is different, hopefully you’ll be one of the lucky ones who passes with that particular detox drink. I’ve never even heard of it, so anything I could tell you would just be a guess.
hola dee , compre tu e book me parece muy sensato y razonable y la unica forma de pasar un test , te cuento que tengo mi test en una semana y hace 2 dias deje de fumar , hice un test de prueba haciendo lo que dice el libro y sali positivo pero soy un fumador pesado 3 o 4 por dia hace 5 años , voy a aumentar la cantidad de diuretico y la cantidad de agua , tenes algun otro tip o truco que me ayude tengo que pasar si o si o pierdo a mi esposa gracias muy bueno el libro
hello Dee,i am of argentina in english translate ,i buys your book and seems to me very sensible and reasonable and the only form to pass a test, I tell you that I have my test in one week and for 2 days has been letting smoke, I did a test of test doing what the book says and not pass examen positive. but I am a heavy smoker 3 or 4 per day for 5 years, I have been going to increase to the amount of diuretico and the amount of water, please give me some other tip or trick that helps me I must happen, or I lose to my wife, thanks very good the book sorry my english
i am a pretty heavy smoker. i have a UA on Monday the 23rd, so any suggestions on passing it???
My husband hasn’t smoked in about a month and he did one of those 7 day body cleanser. He went and took a drug test today and he didn’t pass it. I need help I am getting ready to loose everything. I We need tis job so bad. Can anyone give me some advise.
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ok so i haven’t smoked in 2 1/2 weeks by this friday, when i get tested. i was a regular user, but i’ve been drink a lot of coffee, soda, cranberry juice, and water. i also am taking vitamin b12 to turn my urine yellow. do you think the chances are high that i will pass?
i have tp pass a drug test in 4 days i have smoked a couple hits a day of meth and pot i also take oxycontin what can i do will all this pot advice work for me too
more info on my situation a quit all drugs for a long time until like a week ago :( oops i have had about 3 to 5 hits of pot a day for maybe 4 days stopped yesterday and also some meth i need to pass this test will all this advice work for me too
Justin,
Dilution doesn’t help with meth or oxycontin, unfortunately. If you don’t smoke any more pot you *might* pass for that without diluting, since you hadn’t smoked for a long time as you said. Good luck, man.
thanks i think ill dilute to be safe i do have a script for oxys so that should be ok and also i think oxy and meth only stay about 2 or 3 days right
ok heres the facts:
i smoked for the first time EVER two days ago. pretty much the only time i have ever done it. it was a couple of hits off a bong. Never done it before. IM 17, about 6 ft tall, 165-170 lbs, almost no body fat, pretty good metabolism. If i have a test monday (6 days after i smoked, only time in my life), what are my chances of passing without having to dilute too much and get failed for clear piss? im kinda freakin out about it. I need to get this job. would going to a sauna at the gym help sweat it out? or get rid of fat cells?
por favor dee ayudame compre tu e book, pero me hice un analisis de prueba y no pase sali positivo, el metodo que usaron en el laboratorio es cromatografia , ya que he sido un gran fumador en tu libro decis que tengo que tomar mas agua y diuretico ,¿que mas puedo hacer? contestame por favor estoy desesperado la semana que viene es el test verdadero , tu libro es exelente creo totalmente que se puede pasar con el metodo de la dilucion es muy razonable y lo entiendo , pero como sali positivo en el test de prueba, estoy desesperado espero tu ayuda ya que crei en vos
please Dee helpme ,buys your book , but I became an analysis of test and she does not pass , positive, the method that used in the laboratory is chromatography, since I have been a great smoker in your book says which I must take but water and diuretico, that but I can do? Respond me please I am desperate the week that comes is the true test, your book is exelente I create totally that it is possible to be happened with the method of the dilution is very reasonable and I understand it, but like sali positive in the test test, I am desperate I wait for your aid so that I trust vos
Justin,
I have some experince with meth and it can stay in your system for up to 14 days. So how bad is your habit. Not to be noisey. Just trying to help. So try to buy a detox solution and so if that would help.
i had one hit friday night out of a joint and that was the first time i have smoked in about 3 weeks, i have a test tuesday. if i drink a lot of green tea and water will i pass?
First of all this guy is so right about the water n “cleansing drinks’, but u have to kno what the test is people whats it about n what they’re lookin for.
The test doesnt test for weed thc or nething having to do with the drug at all! It tests for the chemicals your body produces when these drugs are in your system. Water n time r the only cure!
Think of your bladder as a medical drip bag from an IV. Lets say the test examines your urine for say12 to 15 parts of these chem. in your bladder. By drinking just one 8 oz. glass of water n hr prior to the test u can reduce these levels low enough to pass the test.
Okay Okay I know some of u are like this guys a nut look how he types he dont kno squat, well I do because i have done this myself for probation! Thats right, PROBATION n by the way I passed 2 at once! Both test broke up at the end of the tray!
So next time u wanna spend 50 bux on that drink send it to me I jus saved ur ass wit good ole H2O!
Hey I have smoked weed 3 times the past 3 months two of which being within the last month so say i just exercise a lot b4 my test and the day of it drink a lot of gatorade and a lot of water without eating anything what do u think my chances of passing are? Please reply
Hey guys, I used to be a heavy smoker but quit a couple of months ago since I got laid off and was looking for work. However, I recently took a trip with friends where they were smoking heavily and I ended up giving in to temptation. We smoked a lot throughout the road trip (1 oz. in one week among 3 people)!!! I just got back and found out that I might have a drug test for a job in a week though. I was planning on using dilution before the test. Will that work? Or do you suggeest something else? I’d really hate to lose the job cause of this! Please help!!!
So last night i took a few hits from the bong and smoked a joint, and today i smoked a couple of joints. I don’t have a test coming up but I took a few AZOs today JUST IN CASE I get any surprises. I can tell its flushing me out cause my piss is blood red but do you think this would be enough?
Hello guys. Well idk. I smoked weed everyday for the past 2 years and im on probahtion and still smoke to this day. Idk how i did it but the day before my test i smoked like 2 blunts and a shitload of keef and i barley passed. How do i know im going to pass this time. I could drop anywhere from 3 to 30 days idk. Getting to the point Im like 5′3 102 pounds and im a very heavy user. Think i can pass with just drinking a shitload of water,tea,and cranberry juice, and the day of my test just dilute my piss and hopefully be good? Some info would be nice please. THANKS!
man, that dude “B Stoner up there at the tome of the responses is gettin high as he writes his reply!!! WTF!!! silly ass nigga! how you tryin to beat the test and get high AT THE SAME TIME!!! hahahaha, i like that guy!
hello I smoked once yesterday and one two weeks ago but that’s all in the past month. I have a test in two week what will happen if I boost my metabolism fiber and water load and take laxatives to work out the fatty thc collections as well as hydrate the morning off take b-2 tabs? Am I ok. Very important test
Hey Dee how are ya!
I smoked like last monday and this monday (this afternoon, its 1230am monday) I have to get tested. Beforelast monday I think it was about 3 weeks or so since the last time I got high. Last monday I only took one hit too. I plan on drinking like a bunch of gatoraid like 4 hours before I go. You think I will pass?
and I normally only smoke like 1 hit every few weeks (2-3),
only ever takes 1 hit
i’ll check back in the morning, if no reply then I will drink my gatoraid and water and let you know the results… peace
Hi tbone,
I don’t check the comments here all that often, so I hope you get this. Anyway, if you only have one hit every few weeks then you’re probably already clean to tell you the truth. If that really is true, then I wouldn’t dilute at all if I were you. There is always a small risk of getting flagged for dilution, so if it isn’t necessary, why take the risk?
okay i have tryed it all, but heres how you pass the test. drink water until your pissing clear water. then drink two 8oz glasses of water with two scoops of creatien(the weight lifting powder) then wait till you piss again and your all good the second piss will be clean. and that is no lie!
Hi Dee
I used to smoke pot for nine years on a daily basis (two joints a day). But since the 9th of March, I haven’t smoked any since then. I had two tests (one in 2nd and one in 14th march) and both of them came positive. I backed up my case with emotional reasons and the doctor had accepted to give me a clear report, with the condition that I do another test in 25 April. my major problem is that most of the flushing and THC detox kits are prohibited in the middle east countries, so i bought three cleansing tools all by my local GNC agent (preventive nutrition cleansing formula, milk thistle extract and Big 50 “b-complex”). I am a 195 cm and weigh 112 kilos. God knows that I had fight so hard to get this job, could this be the end of my battle? I really need your help with this. Could you please help me?
Dee,
I have to take a 2nd test for pre-employment. My first result was “negative dilute”. I wasn’t trying to dilute, just drank several cups of green tea, which is my normal moning routine. I knew I was clean except for Rx pain killer and I provided the Rx info with my test. I was told I had a negative and was offered the job. Thinking I was in the clear, I indulged on Sunday nite, to help me sleep, only a few puffs. Monday I get a call saying I have to repeat the test asap, must be done this week. I only smoke on occasion - before Sunday it had been several months. I’m 5′7″ and 135-140lbs. I’m very concerned because I know it will be a lab analysis, not just a dipstick. Will your process really stand up to the lab tests?
i been smokin fer 35 years…last decade or so pretty heavy…there is no doubt in my mind,that if i stop now,this will be in my system the rest of my life…labs test for DILUTION…this is not an answer.frankly i don’t know what is…THC is a tar, or heavy oil based substance..remember cleaning your bong,? Same stuff is in your system..maybe on a molecular scale,all the same, you need an isopropal agent to EFFECTIVELY destroy the molecular structure of the cannibinoid…which cannot be introduced to the human body,without it attacking your organs,in the form of dehydration…..so either have a really TRUSTED (clean) friend of the same gender, help you out….or quit..simple as that.
Hi I smoked about 4 hits of a joint and the next day like 2 bong hits. The day after I drank like 2 gallons of water and took a bunch on goldenseal pills. three days later I took a court appointed urine exam. Think I passed?
I’m on probation in two different counties which means I’ve been drug tested regularly for a month now. Before this month long dry spell I was a daily smoker of high quality marijuana. Even though I diluted before each test it took me two weeks to come up with a completely clean drug test. Today I smoked two bowls to myself of high quality marijuana only to later recieve news of an impending UA. Four days from now is when I will be tested, do I have a chance of diluting my pee enough before the ua to push my levels under the cutoff? I’m 5′0, female, 100 lbs, and not in extraordinary shape but I’m relatively lean and healthy. Thanks!
> do I have a chance of diluting my pee enough before the ua to push my levels under the cutoff?
Given what you’ve told me, I don’t see why you wouldn’t have as good a chance as anyone, and better than some. I just want to clarify though, that by ‘diluting’ you don’t just mean drinking tons of water for four days. The only water that matters is what you drink in the few hours before your test.
I have to take a urine test on Tuesday(the 21st). I smoke prolly 4 or 5 times a week. The last time I smoked was last Tuesday(the 14th). I am 6′2 about 265 lbs. I plan on drinking lots of water and take AZO pills. What are my chances of passing and what can I do to better my chances of passing? Thanks
Hello, I have a pre-employment test coming up in 2 days, I use to smoke almost on a daily basis, in the last month of so I have smoked only about 5 times. I smoked a joint with my friends 4 days ago I didn’t know this test was coming up before that I was clean for 15 days. I’ve been drinking a lot of water and noticed that urine comes out white. I bought a Detox drink at GNC called Herbal Clean Cleansing Cocktail which I used before and it work. If I drink plenty of water the day of the test and this Detox drink do you think I will pass?
Appreciate you response.
thanks Dee, I diluted just the same and passed. Although the nurse did give me kind of a funny look as to it was almost clear. Got the job. I am not sure if I would take the chance if still on parole they would have probobly flagged me with it. Great website, lotsa good information. thanks again. PEACE!!
Excellent, glad you passed!!! It doesn’t sound like you took any B-2 to get your pee yellow though, so you were pretty lucky they didn’t flag you for that!
I was wondering if the synthetic urine would pass a sugar test. (DOT recertifcation, usually only sugar after your initial). But I have to get a back to work exam by Occupational health for a non-work related car accident, so I want to be ready for either.
Dee,
I was an everyday smoker about six weeks ago when I got laid off. I then continued to smoke about 3 times a week for the following four weeks. I then got offered a job and have been smoke free for two weeks. I have another two week window to take and pass a piss test. Although I am skinny and have a good metabolism, I’m not sure if one month smoke free will be enough for me.
Furthermore, I took and failed an at home strip test today. I know the real test will be sent to a lab and that they can detect commercial detox products. So here is my real dilemma. Say I take and pass an at home strip test the day of the test, do you think I will be o.k. for the lab test? Also, since the lab can detect detox products, do you think dilution could still be an option for me. I know substitution is very risky but it looks like it might be my best option since an at home test isn’t as accurate as the lab test will be? Your professional advice would be appreciated!
Sincerely,
JBell
Hello Dee,
I want follow up on my last post since I believe people should let others know what is their experience. Today I went and took my test. This was my procedure: Woke up got rid of the first urine of the day and had a 12 oz Glass of water. Had my Detox drink which is 12 oz and had 2 more 12 oz of Water. Took another 12 oz of water and 3 B2 Vitamin, to be honest after taking the drink i started shivering. After about 30 mins started going to the bathroom. Had 2 more 12 oz of water. Had to go to the bathroom agin about after 15 mins came back had 2 more 12 oz of water had 2 more B2 Vitamins plus opened a 20 oz bottle of grape gatorade. After about 15 mins went to the bathroom and took my urine sample which look really light yellow. After waiting for about 10 mins looke at the results and came back negative. Had a good felling about this, to let you know that this Detox drink aslo gave me the runners. So about 2 and a half hours after starting this process I went to the Lab took my urine sample which it looked darker this time believe this because of the B2 and the purple gatorade.
So I had about a edge over 100 oz of water that is more than half a gallon and the Home test came up negative.
-Do you think I might had pass the lab test?
Hey Dee i have my urine drug test in 32 days… my last hit was yesterday..
I am a very heavy smoker for 3 years, although i do exercise and i am the normal weight.
I will dilute the day of the urine test and take B-2, and aspirin 6 hours before the test.
Do i have a great chance?
Thanks Dee
hey dee i might take a few tokes on the weekends. dont have any test scheduled. what things should i do in case i get hit with a random.
Hi Dee, I was an avid smoker for about 1 1/2 to 2 years straight, rarely missing a day. I recently quit smoking (about 2 weeks ago) but I slipped last weekend and took a few hits from a vaporizer. I had a job interview today and was informed that I would need to take a pre-employment drug test before they can hire me. I don’t have any plans to smoke any more before then, but I need to know how much creatine should I take along with the dilution, and do I take it at the same time as my b-complex? I weigh about 160lbs, don’t know if that info matters or not. Thanks a lot!
pretty much if you want to pass a ua and know about it quit and drink lots of fluids its the best way, im about to go take a test I was clean and then on suday i smoked and todays thursday wish me luck eh?
Hey Dee,
My question is that my employer is the federal government and they do random tests and i was randomly chosen. i have 36 hours from now to take the test. I was clean between 4/6-4/25. i have smoked a joint or bowl once a day since then. i have to take the test on sunday in the morning and it’s friday.
im 5′10″ 150lbs with some love handles …
what do you think my chances are?
Hey Dee, quick question for you. Today’s Monday and in two days I have to take a piss test for a job, last I smoked was Sunday morning around 4 am. I don’t smoke often, about every other weekend. I’m going to try diluting the day of the test, but I’m just wondering what the chances are of me passing. I could care less about the job, I’m more worried about whay my dad’s gonna say and do.
Just to follow up on my previous post. I’ve been working for about a week in a half now and have not been called in by human resource dept. to tell me that I’ve failed the test knock on wood! So far I think i’m golden after using the Detox Drink and Dilution Method. I don’t want to ask if they got back the results from the lab. Keep you posted to see how everything goes.
Dee,
My husband used to be a heavy smoker about 6 months ago. He has only smoked a couple times since then. He gave into temptation on 420. Smoked a blunt I think. He has been on unemployment and got a call to go back to work but has to take another drug test this afternoon. We bought a home drug test which he passed (the line was barely there but the package said as long as it had a pinkish color and was there it was negative). However I have a friend who is a probation officer and I asked her for a test. Now both of them has a threshold of 50. He failed her test. He did one first thing this morning and failed and then did one at lunch and failed again. he’s been drinking lots of water (he works at a manufacturing plant and its like 90 degrees in there so diluted almost clear piss is ok). Do you think he will pass? He’s right at 6 ft and weighs about 245. Hes got a slow metabolism but from everything I have read about infrequent smokers he should have tested clean. Help!!!
Hey Dee,
I smoked a bowl -about 5 inhales like 3 weeks ago. and before that I smoked another bowl-about 5 more inhales 2 weeks before that. I have my urine test in 2 weeks. would i pass?
Hey. I do not smoke regularly. I smoked on 4/20 and 4/22 with some freinds while I was drunk. I have a drug test on 5/11. I am 6 ft and 165lbs. Do you think I will pass a urine test? Before those two smoking day I have never smoked before in my life.
if i haven’t smoked in 4 months, and took a hit or two, about how long would the THC stay in my system?
I smoked 26 days ago and used the tests you buy from CVS and it came up negative.I have my test Wed(which will be 33 days since I smoked)the last time i smoked i did it everyday,a few times a day for about a week or 2.i have been losing sleep over this situation because I CANNOT fail this test.
Whats do you think mt chances are.
I want to add that I am 6ft 200 lbs I run and work out occasionally and have always drank a lot of fluids
Todd, if you’re testing negative then you’ll probably test negative when it counts, so you may not have anything to worry about. If you really want to be sure, test yourself first thing in the morning. If that one’s negative too, then you won’t have any trouble passing a drug test mid-day after you’ve had a normal amount of fluids to drink.
I was a very heavy smoker and quite on April 25th. I am a very small girl, only about 105 pounds. I took a practice UA on May 15th and was sure to pass. I didn’t,
I tested positive but just barely. My score was 2.07 and apparently you only need a 1.7 to pass, but I need to be completely clean.
How much longer will it take to be completely clean. I need to take the test and have the results in to someone by the end of May, so taking my test on Monday the 25th would be my last chance.
I just would like to know how much longer it will be in my system to have 0.0 on my test, or if there is anything I can do to speed up the process.
Any help would be much appreciated, and I NEED to pass! Thanks so much!
I smoked at least 3 blunts a day for a month and founded out I had a surprise Urine test 3 days prior. I drank tea,took Niacin, drank plenty of water, and ran a mile a day with a plastic bag on for 3 days. I passed!
Dumb question…..
If you’re being tested for probation, can they detect those detox drinks in your system?
Thanks for all the great information everyone, my fear is dissapearing!
DEE..
i took some ketamine on tuesday night and on next monday i m scheduled for an urine test.. i ve been taking ketamines for 4 months on each saturday night ONLY…do u think i can pass?or shall i dilute my urine?really thanks and will really appreciate your help man!!
Rick — I mainly just know about how to pass a drug test for pot, I don’t really know about ketamines. I seriously doubt dilution would do any good though, because it’s probably not stored in fat cells the way thc metabolites are. Hopefully it’s like coke and is out of your system in a few days, cuz then you wouldn’t have to worry about it, since you’ll have like a week after your test. Good luck, man.
Hi Dee,
Im a pretty skinny guy (145 lb, 6′1″) and have been smoking a little budd once a week until I quit last week. Do you think I will be clean in 30 days?
Hi Dee,
Im a pretty skinny guy (145lb 6′1″) and have been smoking a little budd once a week until I quit last week. Do you think I will be clean in 30 days?
Hello Dee, I’m in pain management. I got a urine test dropped on me over a year ago, which I tested positive for pot. The Dr. cut me some slack “just this once”. I take morphine for severe back pain, which really messes with my stomoch and /or appetite sometimes. I found smoking a little pot every day helped a lot. After being told however that I would no longer be able to receive pain meds if I tested possitive again, I went without. After not being tested again for a year, I started smoking occassionally again. To cover myself I brought a flask of fake urine that I had bought several years ago with me on my next visit. I do have to test positive for opiates, so I put a very small amount of one of my pills into the fake urine, (actually over a year ago so it was well dissolved). Of course, I got tested! Color and temp were fine. However, two weeks later I got a call on my answering machine from the nurse telling me to come in and bring my meds!! Can I be in legal trouble for using the fake urine? I can’t call them back til I know. Or is it possible that the lab found too much morphine in my sample? I know both these questions are difficult ones, but please help me if you can. No longer smoking again!! Thanks!!
I was a really heavy smoker about 3 2 4 blunts a day. I have not smoked in 22 days I am going to be random drug screened 2 2 3 times a week. I have to pass failing is not a option. Please help
I’ve only smoked a handful of times in my life, but I have a drug test this coming tuesday.. about 3 days away. The past two weekends I took a few hits, but didn’t get high at all, so i’m guessing i didn’t really do much. I plan on drinking a lot of water and working out.. what are my chances of passing since I don’t really smoke that much but have done so recently?
Hello Dee, I was at the drug store the other day looking for an at-home drug test and other than the expensive one-time use drug tests all they had were ketone reagent test strips. Do these detect THC in the urine?
hey cna you please help!!
my friend is gettin a drug test tomorrow he just found out for a new job!! he doesnt smoke but has done pot a couple of time last time he did it was exactly a week ago what can he do????
I’ve been a heavy smoker for the last 13 years, I quit about a month ago with one case of poor judgement about two weeks ago. My test is tomorrow and I’ve been drinking tons of water. I don’t have any Vitamin B12 or B2. Judging from what I’ve read I’m using the dilution method. Is there ANYTHING else I can do?
(P.S. I was a poly drug user, specifically methamphetamine and cocaine hydrocloride. Once again I quit about a month ago.) Probationary Urinalysis
I have smoked two hits in the past two weeks. Do you think I can pass a test tomorrow (the last one hit I did was 6 days ago)?
hi i smoked stoped smoking last wednesday but took one hit last night, and befroe i stoped i smoked on the regular, i have little to no body fat and workout daily, i leave for the army july first i have been worrying about passing all week and have been drinking water only for the past week do u think i will pass in two weeks , if not can i have some tips on how to thanks
i smoked a blunt and a bowl last friday, and i have to take a drug test either tommorow or friday (6 or 7 days) this was the only weed i have smoked this month
should i dilute or do you think im ok
Noam,
If by ‘this month’ you mean in the last 30 days, you might be okay. But if you mean just since the beginning of June, then you could have a problem. Just depends on how regular of a smoker you were before, and what your metabolism is like. Sorry I can’t be more specific, but we’re all different and there’s just no way for me to know for sure.
Hi Dee - love your site!!
I was a regular smoker for years but haven’t smoked for 3 and a half months. I’ve been passing my UA’s but I hit a joint about 3 times - not hydro or anything - regular to low grade - I have a test about 10 days from the time I smoked. I’ve got a heavy build - about 5′10 and 220…I’ve been drinking some water and going to the steam room at the gym and working out though only a tiny bit…should I pass?
Thanks in advance for any help!
Shay, I’d say you’ve got a good shot at passing, but you’re going to want to get a few home test strips and start using them a couple of days before your real test. That’s the only way you’ll know for sure!
Hi Dee, i have been a every day smoker for two years until i quit for a month,
after that i’ve smoked every other day for about a week and a half now i have 14 day to pass a drug test at the doctors for COLLEGE GRANTS!! am i going to be able to pass by drinking allot of water, niacin, and b-12?? PLease help it was un expected and my future is relying on this!!
Dee-
Thanks so much!! I’ll let you know!
i’m someone who’s taken detox drinks….fake urine…had a friend pee in a bottle……and even gone in on nothing more than a ton of water. who knows for sure about the detox drinks…..i know i always feel nervous no matter what. in my mind….drinking 2 cups of coffee followed by 2-3 gallons over a couple of hours right before u go in seems to work. I mean i know i was hella dirty….even have smoked as much as an hour before i went in. My best advice….go find a job u really don’t want but u know will drug test u…..and pick ur top passing agent and see what happens. If u’ve read most of what this guy’s sayin…….everything mearly dilutes……..i add the coffee just to keep alil color in my urine……while ur peeing pretty clear, u should be fine ( educational only …reader waves right to sue lol)
I have a drug swab test on Wednesday Afternoon and today is Saturday. I haven’t smoked since Friday at 1am. Will I pass my test without a detox drink or do i just need to stay clean and rinse with peroxide?
I havn’t smoked in a since february, but at a party on saturday night took about four hits off the end of a joint. I have a urine test on wednesday afternoon for a job. will i be o’kay? i’m freaking out!! just need some reassurance
Oh yea, and i’m about 5′8 150 lbs, female… normally exercise on a regular basis, pretty healthy . . . i wasn’t sure if i should go to the gym for the next two days or wait till after the test. I know they say biproducts will be released into blood and urine with exercise… but you should stop exercising 48 hrs before??
I recently quit smoking to pass a UA. I’m 5′11/200 pounds. I last smoked the night of June 13th but before then had smoked prob 6 bowls a day for the past few years. I’ve been running a few miles almost every day, taking some niacin, drinking plenty of water, etc. I received the test today and probably have to take it by saturday which would be two weeks since i last smoked. I didn’t expect to have to take it so soon and figured i had a little more time but i can’t really stall on this. Any chance i’ll actually pass this test?
Chris, I wouldn’t be optimistic about passing by Saturday. You’re definitely gonna need to dilute, substitute, or something.
im 6′0 160 pounds im 16 and i smoke quit a bit. my mom is starting to test me on surprise every few weeks. i can stall for a couple hours before the test. What should i do?? do multivitamins work and if so how many do i take?
I have been using pot reguarlly (about two ta three bowls a day)for about six months, I just found out that i need to take a pee test for probation. I havent smoked in two weeks and by the test I will have been clean for eighteen days. Ive been excercising as much as possible,drinking alot of water and energy drinks. Also I have started to saturate my system with creatine. I plan to dilute the night before and morning of my test as well as taking creatine to hopfully give my pp the right levels. What would be your suggestions for my situation? Do i have a chance of passing?
ive been smoking atlest 3 grams a day for the passed 3 months, i got to pass a test in a week, im drinking alot of water and i heard that the xxx vitamin water helps, would a detox drink help?
Chris, a detox drink would certainly be better than nothing, because a week won’t be long enough for you to get clean.
hey watsup guys,
i have a test commin up in 30 days and i’ve been smoking weed almost everyday for the past 2 months.
would i have a chance at passing without diluting my urine the day of the exam?
alright i have a test coming up i smoked about 10times this month usually a gram joint or a few bowls for the passed month had 1 hit like 3days ago..i have a test comming up in a week..i was thinking about using my friends urine..the urine WILL NOT be checked for temperature there just checking to see if im negative or positive..my question is…if i got urine from a friend in a bag and poured it into the test will it come up as negative if the urine is still cold? (or does it have to be body temperautre) once again the urine is not being checked for temperature the test its self is just being looked at to see if its negative or positive
hey dee i just stumbled accross ur site i would really value your info so here gos, iv been on probation for 2 and a half years i smoke for a most a week right after i report then i stop iv never had a dirty, on the1st i went to do my ua and it came back deliute by accident needless to say i had smoked (probably around a 8th of dro) i have to go back on the 5th and give anther test iv been drinking cranbery juice ( i know it wont clean me out but just for good measure) and i have a scrip for adderal iv been pooping like candy despite how unsafe that is. i thinkk i will have to dilute and buy a couple days then i should b good but my main question is does the amphethmien help? and u think il b clean? i hope to hear from you soon thanks alot.