Saliva Drug Test – A Cautionary Tale

Sun, May 25, 2008

Saliva Drug Tests


A saliva drug test is a lot easier to pass than any other kind of drug test, so there’s really no excuse for failing one. But I have a sad story about someone who managed to fail one anyway, and I think it’s a good cautionary tale. It was a situation that could have been avoided SO easily – if this guy had only taken his saliva drug test more seriously.

Ryan’s Saliva Drug Test Fiasco

This all happened a couple of months ago. Ryan bought my e-book on a Monday, and he had a pre-employment drug test coming up on Thursday that same week. The reason I know this is because he emailed me on that Monday with a question after he read my e-book.

Turns out he was having a combination drug test and physical. Ryan’s lab appointment was for 8 a.m. on Thursday, and he mentioned that the instructions he’d been given said for him not to eat or drink anything after 10 p.m. the night before, except for water, plain coffee or plain tea. For some reason (I have no idea why) this made him absolutely certain that he was going to be given a piss test, and he had some questions about that. In his email he didn’t mention anything about passing a saliva drug test, and I could tell it wasn’t on his mind at all.

Weird Saliva Test Requirement?

Now, before this happened I’d never heard of someone being told not to eat or drink anything before coming in for their drug test, so it’s obviously pretty rare. And from everything I know about how to pass a drug test (which is a lot), there’s no hard evidence that what you eat makes a bit of difference in any drug test method. But knowing what I know specifically about how saliva drug tests work, common sense told me that the only possible test it might be required for would be a mouth swab.

So I emailed Ryan back right away and I told him that although I didn’t have any direct knowledge of this requirement, I was 99% certain that he needed to follow the method I give for beating a saliva drug test. I also told him he could prepare for a urine test at the same time if it would make him feel more secure, since the two methods don’t interfere with each other in any way. But it’s just SO EASY to pass a saliva test if you prepare for it, so I really tried to get across to him that he needed to do this, just in case I was right. (And I also reassured him that it is impossible for labs to detect when someone uses the methods I give, so he didn’t need to worry about that.)

A Saliva Test Horror Story…

Well, you can probably already see where this is going. Yup, sure enough, he was given a saliva drug test – which he hadn’t done any preparation for AT ALL – and he failed his test. I have no idea why he didn’t take my advice. False confidence? Maybe a touch of laziness? He sent me another email after he got his test results and admitted that he was a complete idiot for not listening to me. But this is one time when I really would have preferred to be wrong, because he missed out on a really good job as a result of all this.

So, long story short, Ryan and I kept in touch and fortunately things did eventually work out for him I’m happy to say. He finally got another job offer about a week ago, AND he had to pass another drug test. But this time they told him upfront that he was getting a urine test, so he followed the instructions in my e-book for that (again) and passed with no problem. He sounds pretty happy with the job he ended up with, but I don’t think he’d want to go through all that grief again if he had it to do over.

So what’s the moral of poor Ryan’s story? Just that even if passing a saliva drug test is really easy, you MUST take them seriously, folks. You and I know that it’s complete insanity for employers to be wigged out about the humble weed, but the fact is that there are a lot of insane people who pull the strings and decide who gets hired and who gets to keep their job. And like I said before – this sooo did not have to happen, because a saliva drug test is so freakin’ easy to pass.

How To Pass A Saliva Drug Test – The Easy Way

You want to know just how easy it is? You can beat 95% of all saliva tests just by not smoking for about 3 days. Sometimes even less, if you happen to be a light smoker. So don’t bother spending your money on outrageously expensive ’saliva cleansing’ products (that almost never work anyway!!).

p.s. By the way – if a lab ever gives you instructions not to eat or drink before you go in for your drug test, JUST IGNORE THEM. They’re only asking because they want to get the most accurate results possible. So if your goal is beat a saliva drug test, why help the lab?

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340 Responses to “Saliva Drug Test – A Cautionary Tale”

  1. asséré Says:

    Super ton site merci, seul hic, comment et ou avoir ton e-book? Merci d’avance.
    Mélanie Asséré

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  2. Dee Says:

    Mélanie,

    Go to this page and look for the instructions at the bottom of the page. My e-book is in English, but if that is a problem I can help translate the most important parts for you. If you have more questions, you can email me at passyourtest at gmail dot com.

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  3. keesha ince Says:

    how long do i need to stop smoking to pass a swab drug test

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  4. Dee Says:

    A mouth swab drug test has a pretty short detection time (at least compared to a urine drug test). There are two different kinds of saliva tests, but if you stop smoking for a solid week you should be able to pass either one.

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  5. freddy gomez Says:

    please i need to know the most sure way to pass a saliva drug that due in the next 2 wks. Please contact me a.s.a.p. Thanks

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  6. Dee Says:

    Freddy,

    If you can stop smoking for two weeks you’ll pass a saliva test just fine. But if you don’t want to stop for that long, there are step-by-step instructions in my e-book on how to pass a saliva drug test.

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  7. ceecee Says:

    i just took a swab test for a job that will be sent to a lab, i smoked mariguana 15 days ago, help me will i pass?

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  8. clove Says:

    I’m taking a saliva drug test TOMORROW!!!! What can I do to make sure I pass it? Should I use bleach as a mouthwash or what??

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  9. Dee Says:

    NEVER use bleach as a mouthwash, it could kill you!!! Use hydrogen peroxide, and don’t swallow it.

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  10. cdub Says:

    I smoked pot about once a day. i have been clean for 2 weeks, and did a full body cleanse. What are my chances of passing a drug test tomorrow?

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  11. cdub Says:

    somone please help! I need answers!!!

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  12. Dee Says:

    cdub, it depends on what kind of test it is, I guess since you’re posting here it must be a saliva test? If you’ve been clean for 2 weeks, you’ll pass a saliva test with no problem.

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  13. jxc307 Says:

    ok my boss just told me i’m taking a drug test in 12 hours and I just got done smoking, does mouth washing with peroxide help me pass the test less than 24 hours? Should I just mouth wash alot?

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  14. matt Says:

    Im getting drug tested tomorrow and I haven’t smoked in a little over two weeks. I wasnt smoking heavily and I wanted to know if I’d pass. Please let me know thanks.

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  15. Anonymous Says:

    I getting a swab test tomorrow and smoke two or three times a month. How will I know for sure I will pass? It is to late to order anything is thier anything I can do to help me pass

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  16. Desperate Housewife Says:

    I quit smoking on Thursday of this week and have a saliva test on Monday. I have spent around $200 trying to ensure I pass and really can not afford to spend anymore. Will peroxide work if so how much do I need to do. Also I bought some kind of mouthwash that is supposed to last 4 hours after using.
    How long will marijuana stay in your system if smoked approximately once a day averaging 1/2 joint. My body weight is 135 lbs and I am 5′7″ tall.

    Please help I am freaking out.

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  17. Desperate Housewife Says:

    Also can you let me know how long it takes to get the results of a saliva test back. I have heard instantly and up to a week?

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  18. I have to take a test tommorrow Says:

    Is it true that I could pass a saliva test by gargling with hydrogen peroxide? I was told it’s possible. I smoke everyday unfortunately and I have to take a test tommorrow.

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  19. Lola Says:

    what type of drug test would they use on a lifeguard?

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    • Dee Says:

      Lola,

      There’s no standard test for lifeguards, so there’s no way to know for sure. Urine tests are the most common, followed by saliva tests.

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  20. Lisa Says:

    I may have to take a saliva test soon, but is it really true that if it’s been 14 days I’m fine. Is that really true?

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  21. Nervous&Worried Says:

    How long is THC detectable in saliva in a heavy, every day user? I have found information online stating anywhere from 24 hours to 30 days. What is better to use to rinse out my mouth with — mouthwash or peroxide? I’m confused and need advice. Thanks!

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    • Dee Says:

      There are two different kinds of saliva tests, with different detection times. The official info on detection times: one is very sensitive, done by a lab (detects up to 7 days prior) and the other isn’t (detects up to 1 day prior). Those are the ‘official’ times, but I’ve known people who fell outside those parameters in rare cases so give yourself some cushion if you want to be safe. And use mouthwash AND peroxide.

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  22. Nervous&Worried Says:

    Mix the mouthwash and peroxide together, swish and spit?

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  23. kyle Says:

    how do i pass the swab test?

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  24. CASSANDRA Says:

    i was just wondering how you pass a cotton swab test for probation and rehabb?? .. i really cant afford to fail because of my charges (( 3 felionies ))

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  25. Anonymous Says:

    I’m taking a saliva drug test TOMORROW!!!! What can I do to make sure I pass it? Should I use bleach as a mouthwash or what??

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  26. ja jay Says:

    if i use cocaine three days ago and on the four day i get tested should i wash my mouth with proxide before getting tested and everything be good,,.???

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  27. captainhamsteaks@gmail.com Says:

    my job is starting random drug testing june 1st i quit smoking yesterday and i am a heavy user 3-5 times a day will a month or so of not smoking be enough to pass, also should i drink some antioxidant tea really worried about this please contact my email address

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    • Dee Says:

      > will a month or so of not smoking be enough to pass

      That depends on what kind of test you’re taking. If it’s a saliva test, a month will be MORE than enough. A urine test – maybe, maybe not. You should get a home test kit the week before the testing begins. If you’re still positive at that point and you know it will be a urine test, that’s when you should decide which method you’ll use to pass the drug test.

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  28. b nasty Says:

    i have a saliva test 2marrow a 6 am. i smoked yesterday for 4/20…will i pass?

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  29. sergio cirillo Says:

    i hope u will i have a syliva test on thursday and i did coke is 5 days enough to beat it?

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  30. sergio Says:

    how do i beat a syliva test i looking for the info on the site and i can’t find it

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  31. waybeyondhelp Says:

    u guys are awesome its funny to see everyone were as nervous as i am noe, i cant help but laugh. I really never do illegal drugs and heres my BUT! but i got a little drunk, ran into an old friend an like a dummy did a little coke on friday. Now its monday i got a call for an interview in which i might have a test on wednesday. took a home test an 3 days later positive “SUX” but ive some tricks up my sleeve. detox 3 hours before actual interview and home test. if still positive i have synthetic urine. if that dont work then i guess im not to get it. But since its tuesday im gonna drink lots of water before an help flush. what do you all think. an by the way i wish you all the best of luck cuz these jitters suck.

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  32. Garbeezee Says:

    I had a saliva drug test today but wasn’t expecting one. I haven’t smoked for about 6 days and for those 6 days I drank nothing but cranberry juice and water. What’s the chances of me passing?

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  33. fred Says:

    gettin aswab test whenever work calls me back how can i prepare and if i can get a two week heads up will i b cool to pass? also urine tested but i roll with the urine luck and so far so good!

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  34. curious Says:

    i stop 2 blunts last night and to day i had a pre-employment saliva drug test.
    b 4 the test i went to the rest room and rinsed
    out my mouth.
    do you think the result will come back
    positive???
    help!!!!

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  35. curious Says:

    i smoked 2 blunts last night and to day i had a pre-employment saliva drug test.
    b 4 the test i went to the rest room and rinsed
    out my mouth.
    do you think the result will come back
    positive???
    help!!!!

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  36. Mike Says:

    I might be getting a saliva test today and I smoked last night. How can I pass it?

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  37. ERM Says:

    Stoped smoking 4 days ago. I’m a every day smoker and have a swab test monday been useing listerine and brushing and flossing like normal. I’m going tonight to get peroxide. I also have a bottle of Ultra wash. Please let me know what you think. Thanks so much! ERM

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  38. ERM Says:

    Oh forgot to tell you the test is given on the job site by the employer 7:30 a.m.

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  39. Czzz' Says:

    I’m smoking multiple cones on friday night, now if I get pulled over in the morning roughly 12-15 hours later, saliva tested will I show up positive?

    I’m assuming I will, now please tell me what can I do to prevent my licence from being expelled.

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  40. shelbyGT_501 Says:

    I have to pass a oral drug test on the 17th. Today is the 8th.
    I smoke weed about 1-4 times daily. If i quit now would I pass?
    What about if i wait a couple more days. would that ruin my shot?

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  41. spleen Says:

    I got into an accident on friday.. gotta take a i think its a spit test wich would be saliva but how can i pass bye monday morning every day smoker at least 3 times a day untill the accident what can i do….?????????/ please help..

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  42. Tereze Says:

    how to pass saliva test in 24hrs

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  43. I-10 juggla Says:

    i have to take a swab siliva drug screen tommorrow @ nine oclock please tell me how to pass this test.i am a heavy smoker.HELP

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  44. dan Says:

    i smoked 2 hits of weed yesterday about 19 hours ago..will a saliva test detect that?? i have already brushed my teeth and used listerine once will i pass??

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  45. Genius420 Says:

    baking soda and peroxide tooth paste sure to work every time up to 2 hrs before test no smoking, drinking anything besides water, no eating. i continue using method week after week best one

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  46. EM Says:

    I have to take saliva tests once a month, and I keep failing for the same thing. Xanex, I dont smoke or do any other drugs, just Xanex. Does anyone know how to help me pass a test so that I can get out of this program I am in. I am prescribed them, but I am not supposed to take them with the program I am in. Plus I have been taking them for over 6 years, and I literally go crazy and turn into a hermit if I dont have any, so it is so hard to not take any. I really need help, not just because I am ate-up but because I want to live a normal life again.

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  47. anonymous Says:

    so i keep seeing all these posts of people who took saliva tests recently and either didn’t smoke in 7 days or rinsed with peroxide and or mouthwash before hand… could some of you post the results of your tests, how long you stopped for and what you rinsed with before and how long before the saliva test you rinsed?

    cheers

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  48. dont know Says:

    i smoke weed every day… alot of it i’m getting drug tested in 10 days how long do i have to stop to pass?

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  49. meh Says:

    Saliva drug screen / Oral fluid-based drug screen

    Saliva / oral fluid-based drug tests can generally detect use during the previous few days. Saliva or oral fluid based drug tests are becoming more prevalent because of their convenience and the fact that they are very difficult to adulterate. Furthermore, on-site oral based tests in particular enable the implementation of random testing programs, proven to be the most effective type of drug screening. Oral fluid based tests are as accurate as urine and can be obtained from suppliers in the United States. Testing is usually performed by employers, for either pre-employment, random, post-accident, reasonable suspicion, or return-to-duty testing. Oral fluid based testing most closely mimics results found with blood and is preferable for detecting on-the-job drug use or in post-accident applications in this case because the degree of intoxication can be approximated based on the amount of substance.

    Detection in saliva tests begins immediately upon use:

    * Marijuana and hashish (THC): an hour after ingestion up to 24 hours.
    * Cocaine (including crack): From time of ingestion up to 2 to 3 days
    * Opiates: From time of ingestion up to 2 to 3 days
    * Methamphetamine (“Tweak,” “crank,” “ice”) and ecstasy (MDMA, “Molly”) : From time of ingestion up to 2 to 3 days.
    * Benzodiazepines: From time of ingestion up to 2 to 3 days
    * Amphetamines
    * Phencyclidine (PCP)

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  50. trey Says:

    how do impass a salava drug test

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