How long does marijuana stay in your system is a popular topic, that’s for damn sure. And you can find a TON of regurgitated facts and figures on the Internet about it that all say basically the same thing: “it depends on your weight, your body fat, your metabolism…” YADA YADA YADA.
But since it’s a pretty good bet that you’re asking because you’re a pot smoker who’s got a test coming up, maybe what you should really be asking is: “Do I need to be worried about whether or not I can pass a drug test?” Because the thing is, if you can HIDE the fact that you smoke pot, then you don’t even need to worry about how long does marijuana stay in your system.
Here’s an example:
Smoker #1 gets high several times a day – every day – and he has for years. But he knows exactly what he needs to do to get a false negative on a drug test, whether it’s a urine test or a saliva test. So, not only is he able to pass any drug test that gets thrown his way, he also never loses any sleep worrying about how long marijuana stays in your system. To him, it just doesn’t matter.
Smoker #2 just shares a bowl with one of his buddies once or twice a month. But he has NO clue how to pass a drug test, and he wouldn’t know how to get on the Internet if it sneaked up and nipped him on the butt. Since pot can show up in a test for a month or two AFTER you stop smoking, there’s a real good chance that this poor guy will fail – even though he hardly ever gets high.
So the real key to this issue isn’t knowing how long marijuana stays in your system – it’s knowing how to make it LOOK like it isn’t in your system. Once you know how to do that, then you can stop being paranoid about whether or not you can pass a drug test. I remember that feeling, and it totally sucks.
The plain fact is that you aren’t going to find any information on the Internet that will give you definite peace of mind about whether or not pot will still be in your system when you show up for your test. But hey, wouldn’t it be GREAT if there was somebody who could tell you, “okay, according to our calculations you won’t have any THC in your system after next Tuesday at 4 o’clock”? But down here on Earth, that just ain’t gonna happen.
Fortunately, how to pass a drug test isn’t that hard. At least, not once you wade through all the sales hype out there written by companies who want you to buy their expensive detox products. People DO successfully pass drug tests, every day, and they never lose any sleep worrying about how long does marijuana stay in your system.
Click here to find out how to REALLY pass a drug test, so you can stop worrying.
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November 30th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
i have been clean for one year and i smoked 3 days ago and i have a drug test tomarow will it show up in my system i only took one hit
December 29th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
dont trip fool one hit doesnt even process into you system that shit will go right through your body a drug test needs a certain amount of thc metabolites to have a positive result.. if ur on probation or some shit and get tested like once a week you can pretty much smoke a lol snap to your dome the night after you test every week.. just make sure you get a lil excersize everyday and your cool.
January 6th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
my freiend u r dead
November 30th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
im 5′7 weigh 130 lbs, last time i checked my BMI(body fat) was 4percent and have a piss test in 3 days i smoke daily, i am very active hiking on average about 40 miles a week and riding a bicycle about 12 miles every other day during the week.. my test is on Nov. 30th and i have not used since the 27th, since then i have hiked 19 miles and rode my bike about 18 in the 2 days, i have also sat in the sauna for about 25 minutes each day sweating vigourusly.. in these 3 days i have drank about a gallon of water each day and taking many mega vitamin/mineral packets…is there a possible chance i might pass?
December 8th, 2009 at 7:47 am
dude…no way. u need to do some research and hit up GNC immediately
December 9th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
im 5,9 155 i have a drug test today and the last time i smoked was 12 days ago is there a good chance i can pass
December 11th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I had a drug test every 3 days on Secure Probation..Me as a Cronic User i Had to find a way around it. Im 110 lbs soakin wet 1% body fat. I drank a gallon Of Arizona Green Tea the Antioxiants in the tea flushed me clean everyday for a year. Sweat, Keep Drinking Water or Tea…It will help dilute the thc in your body…Good Luck Work At It.
December 28th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
dude, you’re busted!
January 6th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
I weigh 325 Lbs I do no exercise at all but swet sleeping and eating I smoked 30 days ago for 3 days smoked some good shit not mids str8 headies and b4 that i didnt smoke for a month or two I got a test coming up on monday. Im pretty sure ill pass I drink a SHIT ton of water all the time I have since i was a kid its all i drink and maddd beer i piss all the time prolly like 2000 times in that 30 days i know ill pass but i need positive reinforcment from fellow smokers.
January 6th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
I am 5′6 140lbs. I smoked 2 weeks ago. Before that I smoked maybe 3 times a week, probably only 3-4 hits a time. I have a drug test tomorrow, Do you think I’ll pass. I have also been working out this past week to try to burn some fat and drinking lots of water.
January 10th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
you should be fine man
January 11th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
My brother just got off from work release. He has not smokes a joint in 2 years. He took about 5 hits off a joint and found out in 1 week from smoking, he could be facing a pee test. He has been drinking a lot of water, do you or anyone feel he will be able to pass the test?
January 12th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
naw im tell him to go buy some drinks to pass it and drink mad water…im on felony probation..just to be safe and not go back 2 prison take something to pass it..dnt take that stat shit. it’s pills and it didnt make me piss and i almost failed..u could barly see the line so tell ur brother to be easy.
January 13th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Tonya, if your brother was completely clean when he took those 5 hits then he will definitely be clean in a week. If you don’t smoke often, or a lot, it only takes 2-3 days to get clean. Tell your bro to limit himself to once a week AT THE MOST, then his thc levels won’t build up and he’ll always be able to get clean in a hurry.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
of course he will pass
January 11th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
I weigh 137 about 5′8 and i smoke about four times a month depending how much money i can get im very active and my drug test is in like 3 weeks should i be okay
P.S i want someone that know what there talkin about not another pot head like me
February 1st, 2010 at 9:41 pm
youre not a pot head if you smoke 4 times a month
February 5th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
4 times a month, and your active… ur straight man, you have nothing to worry about
January 13th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
I don’t smoke weed at all but two weeks ago my cousin put some mixed in with my hookah its a very important test and I took it this morning he felt bad and told me about it after, wiLl I come out dirty
January 17th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Im weigh 210 and my hieght is 5′9 i have stop smokling 18 days ago and i have a piss test in 21 days will i pass the piss test without diluting my pee?by the way i was a smoker everyday for the pass year.
January 18th, 2010 at 4:32 am
Hey never smoked before had probably 3 or 4 puffs of a joint on new years and got a test on the 20th Jan…. Pass or fail??? What ya reckon guys.. Positive test means back to prison.
January 18th, 2010 at 7:12 am
If u guys wanna pass a drug test then all u need is bleach. Get a dropper and put about 8 drops in a big cups of kool aid and jug it after that drink alot alot of water. Stupid but if u really wanna pass it as I wanted to u’ll do it
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:21 am
Ummmm…. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVERRRRR drink beach!!!! how stupid can one person actually be??? I am an ER/TRAUMA nurse and i would NEVER encourage someone to drink bleach!!! besides, if you had any brain cells at all you would think about it a little… since when do your fat cells (where THC is stored in your system) just magically dissolve and rid of themselves through your kidneys??? if that were true why in the HELL would it be so hard to lose weight??? the TCH is stored in your fat cells and without increasing your metabolism to burn some fat cells, and THEN trying to flush the biproducts of the burned fat cells out with WATER (NOT BLEACH) you will not be able to rid of the THC in such proclaimed rapid times. furthermore, the only thing bleach is good for is DISENFECTING and WHITENING… what the HELL makes you think it rids your fat cells of THC… its LETHAL to ingest…use your brains people…
January 20th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
last week i smoked one.just one with a frined and i have to take a test for work.how do i get it out in 2 days
January 20th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Im 6′ 2 250 i work out daily and was clean for a month then smoked 3 out of 4 days i drink a shit load of water and piss alot. How long do you think it will stay in my system because i get tested at random?
January 25th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I HAVE BEEN SMOKING WEED FOR ABOUT 12 YEARS NONE STOP EVERY AND I STOPED HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO STOP TO PASS A URINE TEST TO GET A JOB PLEASE HIT ME UP
January 25th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
yovannie,
It’s impossible to say for sure, there are too many factors involved. Best guess is somewhere between 3-6 weeks to pass a urine test naturally. Only way to know for sure is to just start testing yourself at home every week or so.
January 25th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
I was around my family for christmas(december 25,2009) and they smoked a whole lot. I didnt hit the blunt I was just in the room, I have a piss test coming up tomorrow(january 26,2010). I dont smoke at all but Im kind of worried that I wont pass my test. What should I do?
January 25th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
youll probably be fine dont worry about it
January 27th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
haha if you didn’t hit it then you have nothing to worry about. thc can not get in ur system unless u actually smoked or eat it. idk y ppl say u can get second hand high but unless ur family was hot boxin with u in it there’s no way. even if u did smoke, since u r not a pot head, u’d be clean within 3 days.
i’ve smoked since i was 9 everyday at least 3 times a day and it took me 2 weeks to get clean and now i only smoke once a month and kno im clean after 2 days…actually i jus took a test today and smoked last night… i always drink a half gallon of green tea and water sometimes i take some water pills jus to be sure…but im sure ill pass i use to be on ua’s and thats what i use 2 do and never ended up bak in the pen…thank god
January 27th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
ok i went to take a drug test 3 weeks ago and past. so i decided 2 smoke 2 hits from a bong these last couple of days who long until in clean???
im 6′1 165 Lbs
with a fast Motabolism
January 28th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
I’m 5′10 and i weigh 136 pounds i smoke weed like everday and sometimes alot of bud but i have a really fast metabolism im skinny but how long would it take for the THC to leave my system cause im getting a drug test in 18 days which i think is to short but if anybody can help let me know.
Thank you Very much.
January 28th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
YO ozzy…little advice from a stoner. Ive been toking for 6 years I have smoked everyday for about 2 years straight up until a month ago.(got popped) so im 5′6″ and weigh 125…i run 2 miles a day, kiteboard for 2-3 hours a week…and hit the gym for 2 hours liftin weights every other day…it took me 30 days….straight up 30 days to get my first clean urinalysis…I was also drinking about a gallon jug of water each day for those 30 days. Be smart Be safe…if you gotta quit do it brotha…its hard to say its just pot…but its just pot…and if u feel like your fucked either way…invest in a bc field kit(synthetic urine)with a tube u tape to you dick. (helped me when the parents were jocking my nuts about loving my girl mary to much)
January 31st, 2010 at 11:16 pm
I smoked last saturday and only took one hit. the last time i smoked before that was about two months ago. i have a drug test bright and early tomorrow morning. will i pass?!?!?!?!?!?!
February 1st, 2010 at 1:37 pm
how long will one hit stay in my system im 511 and 180 ibs im on house arrest and probly get tested in 2 week and i have been drinking tons of water
February 1st, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I’m 5′11 and weigh 145 pounds and I went to a party on the 30th. people were smoking weed probably a few feet away from me. I have a drug test tomorrow, my friends are freaking me out saying I’ll come out positive so I’m chugging cranberry juice and water like I’ve never drank in my life lol. Will I pass or fail?
February 1st, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Jess,
As long as you didn’t smoke yourself, you’ll pass with no problem. The second-hand smoke thing is a myth, unless you’re in a closed up car for hours with a few heavy-duty stoners. No worries. :-)
February 1st, 2010 at 9:47 pm
im 6 foot 175 pounds, nice metabolism, smoked everyday up until about 6 or seven days ago, i got a test coming up within the next 2 weeks, if i keep drinking water and excercising will it be out of my system?
February 2nd, 2010 at 6:53 pm
i quit smoking for a month and i smoked tonight. will thc be out of my system by next week?
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:36 am
I am 5″7 1/4 152 lbs. My body fat content is between 8-14%. I was an everyday smoker for the past 5-8 years. I am on intense probation, how long will it take to leave my body? The last time I smoked was 1-31-2010. I have used a detox for one test, but I never took the test. The drink i used was Q-Carbo 20 without the pills. Do I need to continue to run everyday? My next test is 2-11-2010. I need help thanks guys/girls.
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:06 pm
i smoke about a joint worth in the past three days. The last day i smoked was yesterday and im getting a piss test tommorow ive drinking about two gallons of water tonight the piss test is at 8 am tommorow think i will be fine?
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
i will have a piss test soon random drug testing :( and i have been smoking everyday for about three years and im 5′9 and weigh around 160 have not smoked in like 7 weeks this Monday will be 8 weeks think ill be okay?
February 6th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
usually 2 or 4 months
February 4th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
im 6′2” and about 150 lbs, i was completely clean and took about 5 hits one evening and had a test 10 days later, im on house arrest and they said they send the test to Indianapolis and get the results back about 2 weeks later….do u think ill pass?
February 4th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
I am 135 and 5′11 i have a drug test in 5 days i smoked today is it possible to pass.
February 5th, 2010 at 7:03 am
Hey everyone. For the past six yrs I have been smoking everyday until just recently. I have now been sober for 39 days… I’m 125 pounds and 5′6. I have been taking at home drug tests and they show up with two lines (neg) but the second line is always extremely faint. Do you think I will pass a drug test for a job? Pls help! Thanks.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:46 pm
i am heavy smoker for a while now i have drug test sometime in march i been clean for five days im worried that i will not pass the drug test
February 6th, 2010 at 10:23 am
Dude I’m hella scared now! I smoked a weed ago and took about 2-4 hits and I have a piss test this coming Thursday for the NAVY. You think I’ll pass. What should I do? I’ve been drinking a lot of water and I workout too. Will I pass it or no?
February 6th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Im 225 pounds 5′7 medium matob i just smoked about less than a dime drink around 3 to 7 bottles of water a day when do you think it;ll be out? p.s sometimes i inhale but i did a few times
February 7th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Im 6′0 145lbs very high metabolism and smoke on average about four times a week. Last time I smoked was monday 2/1/10 and I will be having a drug test this coming week in like three or four days. what should I do do you think I will pass? Been drinking plenty of gatorade and water and taking multivitamins twice a day!