How long does marijuana stay in your system is a popular topic, that’s for damn sure. And you can find a TON of regurgitated facts and figures on the Internet about it that all say basically the same thing: “it depends on your weight, your body fat, your metabolism…” YADA YADA YADA.
But since it’s a pretty good bet that you’re asking because you’re a pot smoker who’s got a test coming up, maybe what you should really be asking is: “Do I need to be worried about whether or not I can pass a drug test?” Because the thing is, if you can HIDE the fact that you smoke pot, then you don’t even need to worry about how long does marijuana stay in your system.
Here’s an example:
Smoker #1 gets high several times a day – every day – and he has for years. But he knows exactly what he needs to do to get a false negative on a drug test, whether it’s a urine test or a saliva test. So, not only is he able to pass any drug test that gets thrown his way, he also never loses any sleep worrying about how long marijuana stays in your system. To him, it just doesn’t matter.
Smoker #2 just shares a bowl with one of his buddies once or twice a month. But he has NO clue how to pass a drug test, and he wouldn’t know how to get on the Internet if it sneaked up and nipped him on the butt. Since pot can show up in a test for a month or two AFTER you stop smoking, there’s a real good chance that this poor guy will fail – even though he hardly ever gets high.
So the real key to this issue isn’t knowing how long marijuana stays in your system – it’s knowing how to make it LOOK like it isn’t in your system. Once you know how to do that, then you can stop being paranoid about whether or not you can pass a drug test. I know that feeling, and it totally sucks.
The plain fact is that you aren’t going to find any information on the Internet that will give you definite peace of mind about whether or not pot will still be in your system when you show up for your test. But hey, wouldn’t it be GREAT if there was somebody who could tell you, “okay, according to our calculations you won’t have any THC in your system after next Tuesday at 4 o’clock”? But down here on Earth, that just ain’t gonna happen.
Fortunately, how to pass a drug test isn’t that hard. At least, not once you wade through all the sales hype out there written by companies who want you to buy their expensive detox products. People DO successfully pass drug tests, every day, and they never lose any sleep worrying about how long does marijuana stay in your system.
Click here to find out how to REALLY pass a drug test, so you can stop worrying.
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why does everyone ask if you think they will pass when everyone on here is looking for the same answer
if we knew if your gonna pass or not we wouldnt be on here looking for answers ourselves so why doesnt anyone just give the facts and stop with the questions
so heres what happened i smoked a joint and a bowl on aug 15th and a bowl on aug 8 i really havent been smoking heavily before aug 8th maybe a eigth between july 1st and july 23rd. im 5’11″ and weigh 147lbs and i know i have a fast metabolism. I have a piss test aug 24th. Do you guys think i could pass my piss test if i drink bunch of water and a lot of beer fri/sat and sweat a lot. Please respond im nervous as hell because im on parole
Ok….I smoked this Sunday like 2 or 3 hits off a joint I am 5’1 and weigh about 115lbs and have a pretty high metabolism….I have to take a Piss Test tomorrow around noon. I work out regularly, took Niacin today and have been drinking water like it’s going out of style. I also don’t smoke that often….do you think I’ll be ok?
Hi ,so i dont have a specific test on a specific date,however i just got a phone call saying i may be summonsed to court over my little sisters custody battle. Of course i want to help her. I decided to stop smoking on the 8th of august b4 i learned of the custudy issues,and today is the 20th.Like i said still no specific date. I weigh 138,i am a very active person,eat only healthy foods,no junk what so ever. All i drink is water,it has been that way for years now. I do have the occasional beer,n drunken state. I jog at least 4 times a week,And im 5’4″..i smoked everyday for ,who knows how many years..My question is,what would my chances be if i got drug tested next week,or so on.I know my chances of passin gets greater the longer i dont smoke,and i have no intentions to smoke. I just dont want to screw her life up,or her childs. I appreciate all the help,thanks a bunch…Peace,hippyfairy…
I smoked a blunt for the first time in my life yesterday and just found out i have to take a urine and blood test in 3 weeks. Do you think I’ll pass.
You have NOTHING to worry about, trust me. Just don’t smoke again between now and then.
Do any of you know what drugs they test you for in a “sports” drug test.
mostly they test for steroids and urine coverups
I’m about 170 pounds i took about 3-4 hits of a joint around july 2010, and took a piss test on august 25th 2010, i skate, excercise, will i be straight?
I use3d to administer drug tests folks!Beleive it or not detection time is approximatly 14-16 days for the average person,PERIOD………Now if you are 40 or more lbs. overweight then you have a problem!!The people giving the drug tests would prefer you didn’t know this but FAHQEM,I am sharing my knowledge of this………..14-16 days,and don’t waste you hard earned money on bullshit detox fixes,they DO NOT work or they are tested for.The only 2 ways in not smoke or get you someone else’s piss!!!!
> detection time is approximatly 14-16 days for the average person,PERIOD
I have to seriously disagree with this statement. That’s true for SOME people, but you’re really messing with people’s lives by implying that it’s true for most people.
You may (or may not) have administered drug tests in the past, but I’ve been helping people to pass them for the past 3+ years. If you used to work in a drug testing clinic then you should know that people’s smoking habits and metabolisms are too different to even be able to say that there is an ‘average’ person.
I’ve met a surprising number of normal weight folks who were still testing positive after almost two months, just because their thc levels were so high to begin with. And I’ve also known a couple of significantly overweight people who didn’t have nearly that much trouble getting clean. Go figure.
You’re absolutely right that detox fixes are either tested for, or just plain don’t work. But don’t say that the only way to pass is either to quit or substitute. Because if someone diluted correctly so that their specific gravity and creatinine levels looked normal, you wouldn’t have known, now would you? ;-)
How do you properly dilute yourself?
not to mention it depends on the cut off level, potency of the stuff, lung capacity, etc etc etc…. i don’t mind when people have erroneous opinions, but it’s really a shame when they give credentials as if they actually know what they’re talking about and they’re completely wrong….
I get tested weekly. I smoke right after my test, Mon afternoon until Wed night. Then I stop, drink at least 10 cups of water/tea a day, and exercise for about an hour every other day. My diet consists of fruits, vegetables, and protein. I avoid greasy foods, DON’T EXCEED MY CALORIE INTAKE, and steer clear of breads and sweets. Also I only drink water or tea. When Monday comes around I’m clean.
I have smoked twice in my life, the last time i smoked was 45 days ago and i have a test in 3 days. do you think ill pass?
p.s.: The test has a cutoff of 15ng
I have smoked twice in my life, the last time i smoked was 45 days ago and i have a test in 3 days. do you think ill pass?
p.s.: The test has a cutoff of 15ng
if you’re telling the truth and you’re not some freak of nature metabolism wise, yes i’m almost 100% positive you’ll pass. even if you smoked quite a bit that one day.
Just a tip, if you are trying to drink a ton of water to dilute, it’s not as difficult if you are thirsty, so keep eating spicy food to make you thirsty.
i smoked 3 days fully and i took a quick hit last night which wasa dumb but it happnened i have a drug test in a month do you think i’m ok if i drink a lot of water and a dextox tea a few times?
smoking 3 days fully doesn’t tell how much you actually smoked or the potency of the stuff. it really depends on that. there’s no black or white in this situation. it all depends on how high the level in your blood got…
ok so i only really smoke weed occasionally. Went to a festival on the 28th august and smoked some that day and the 29th. Wasnt a lot really. Getting a new job they are going to ring me on wednesday and im going to have to go in for a drug test. how long does anyone rekon it will be in my system for.
Just for other people’s info, this is my experience. I started out completely clean of thc metabolites in my urine. I took 3-4 small hits of old marijuana and tested negative on QuickScreen with a faint line the next day. 3 days later (today) with a morning void and i passed a First Check home test with a dark line.
my point is: it IS possible to smoke so little that you never go over the 50ng/ml. and if you don’t go over 50 ng/ml with a one-off smoke, it can clear out rapidly within 3-4 days. hope this helps anyone in a similar situation. good luck.
I’ve passed tests before, usually try to buy myself about two weeks. Moderate to high workout everyday (or every other day), teas, LOTS of water, vitamins everyday (lots of B), sauna, low cal foods (no sugars/salts)… and yeah. 1/3 Gatoraid and 2/3 water is also a good intake for liquids in attention.
I have another test coming up for AT&T in a week or two, and I just cut myself off from heavy smoking on Sunday. I’ll let you all know how this one works out.
I took 4hits off a blunt 2wks b4 my doctors appt and when i went in they mouth swabbed me. should i worry about it n do u think i will fail n not get my meds anymore???? PLEASEEEEEEE HELPO
Drink as much water as possible. Work out as much as possible. Also, take niacin. I have passed several dts and I am a stoner. My idiot friends have smoked the night b4 a probation dt and by drinking water and taking niacin have passed numerous amounts of dts. Hopefully this info will help some of you out.
okay so i took a drug test today for a job.
it was a pee text and last time i smoked was august of 09 nd today is june 10 . i weigh 180 pounds and i didnt drink no water before the test. so i be okay?
Hi there! Really???? How much water did you drink and how soon before your test did you last drink some? I have one tomorrow…and smoked 3 bowls this week. DO have a chance?
THANK YOU!
here is the question! i weight 167, and have a very quick system and also a very active person. i hear so many differnt things when it comes to this question. if i only take two puffs of weed once in a while will it even show up in my system? i get way to many different answers. but i know that water is the best way to beat the system…
Hmmm… funny, the idiot who smokes a joint the day before a drug test calls people who smoke every night idiots. Oh, the irony.
I hope this works, you sound like you know what your talking abouy. I have a drug test in a week, sooo hopefully if i drink bunches of water and such Ill be good. Theres really no reason to stress about it tho. Pretty much im gonna pass or fail. Not much I can really do.
doubt it. I have a drug test coming up this monday and I smoked too and drink 1. but that was almost 2 weeks ago and I am still a bit paranoid whether i can pass the test or not. its really up to your metabolism. I’ll say 7 days-30. 2 weeks is quite safe.
LO BEST ANSWER BY FAR! WATER, LOTS OF WATER AND IF YOU DONT LIKE WATER GET SOME DETOX TEA! SOLD AT ANY GNC OR INTERNATIONAL MARKET!
jesus has a middle name??? haha jus kiddin
drink as much water you can drink, eat a lot of fruit trust me that the only way to do it without spending lot of money I know for sure dude.
i would venture to say, if the drug test cut off is 50 ng/ml you have a good chance it won’t show up at all. HOWEVER, this is dependent upon the size of the hits, potency of the product and how long you inhaled for… if you drink some water and don’t void first thing in the morning you’ve got a good chance of passing imo (ASSUMING the cut off is 50 ng/ml and you really only inhale 2 puffs every few weeks or so)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I was thinking the same thing!!!
i completely agree
lol
you will pass no problem tati dont stress.
Mouth swabs are easy to pass. I used to be really into smoking, and I passed the only two mouth swabs I ever had. The first one was two days after I smoked a blunt, and the second was three days after. The trick is to BARELY get enough saliva on the swab for it to read.
Did u pass stoner
Just suck down a lot of water. If you drink enough water you will soon piss water because your body is trying to get rid of it as fast as possible. It works.
yeah, it’s “Harold”
That’s all I do. I drink only water, OK and organic dandelion and chamomile teas. I also eat fresh fruit and veggies. I am a health nut so I always eat good. No fast food, fried foods,breads,pasta,sugars or sodas. I wonder if I can pass this piss test this coming week?
Exactly what I was thinking. Probably not, cuz no other posts. Mandy never reposted either. Must be in the grey bar inn.
why cant anyone just tell us facts of their screens instead of asking if we think they will pass